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[Achossa]

Every once in a while you get the irresistable urge to stick it up to your team mates cause they have annoyed beyond tolerance. But this being the internet there's really not much you can do.

Well on this particular occasion I had time for 1 game and joined a random Rio Plat. I know they're farmers but I couldn't be bothered to search for another lobby.
Long story short, since my team mates want credits but like their nukes n gels plentiful I decided to make them pay for it their time. Ending up last standing I played dodge n evade with the last prime n brute.

Really wanted to kill the prime and then blatantly ignore the brute, but they called me on it n I really needed to go.

Credit goes to the creator of this troll, but as I recall, he made them wait for an hour.


[Thread title edited. No swearing, please.]

Modifié par Achossa, 03 avril 2013 - 09:58 .

[NuclearTech76]

Sometimes you must burn them out of the box of shame with righteous flamer.

[BACON4BREAKFAST]

On extraction wave of a bad pug, I usually think about my own safety rather than try to rambo revive someone.

[BjornDaDwarf]

Back when FBWGG was still a thing, if I was grouchy at not being able to find a non-White game, I would just go in with the intention of trying to disrupt the farm as much as possible. I wouldn't drag out waves, more like try and lure enemies through the back door, screw up spawns, etc. Anything to force people out of the room.

[mumba]

Teammates are decoys. Nothing else.

[SimulatedSnowman]

Smashguard on Hydra, Pizza Delivery, CHAAAAAAAARRRRRGE!

[EVILFLUFFMONSTER]

Escort drone, reactor core, need I say more?

[Beerfish]

Player can't be bothered to vette his lobbies, then becomes unhappy that the people doing the farming are actually doing the farming, then wastes his time from 'one quick game' to do nothing worth while. Not sure who the dummies are in that game.

[dysturbed0ne]

Well as long as you feel better. You do feel better right?

Is your ability to maybe pick a faction other than reapers broken, almost insuring you will get something other than rio/reapers, for your "1 quick game".

[SimulatedSnowman]

Beerfish wrote...

Player can't be bothered to vette his lobbies, then becomes unhappy that the people doing the farming are actually doing the farming, then wastes his time from 'one quick game' to do nothing worth while. Not sure who the dummies are in that game.

+10

[EVILFLUFFMONSTER]

Can I point out that I don't intentionally ruin farming matches? I set off the reactor on ANYONE, I don't discriminate. Then I revive them for the medals, see I am not that bad.

[Domnuxx]

I'm an a**hole, but not with pugs.

[ISHYGDDT]

I play ME3 multiplayer with randoms.

Modifié par ISHYGDDT, 02 avril 2013 - 09:06 .

[sabientje67]

Made my team watch me kite a Banshee for ~7-8 minutes a few days ago. At first they thought it was pretty funny, but later they called me something like a Mongoloid (sounded a lot like it at least). Even got my first kick because of it!

The reason I did it was because they made me solo the last 2 devices on wave 3. All 3 of them went down and didn't want to gel. So I made them pay for it by forcing them to look at me kiting a Banshee for a long time. At the end I allowed the Banshee to grab me, was getting a little bit bored from the kiting.

[mistervirginia]

i just drop. i've done this quite a few times recently. very annoying when you jump into a Gold/Plat and the people you're playing with very obviously shouldn't be playing either. sometimes i'm okay with a Rev fest and getting 15 Revs, but sometimes i'm not. it's okay when i know that's what's going to happen (in lobby) but if i jump into one like that, i will not hesitate to drop, i don't care what equipment i have on.

[Omnifarious Nef]

My totally unintentional attempt? I didn't know the gender of someone here, so I refereed to them as "he/she/it." I was banned for 3 days for "name calling" and being highly inappropriate...

[davidman92]

I don't generally try to be one, but I felt like a colossal **** playing Hurricane GI with a Warlord earlier. Kept unintentionally shredding everything he was trying to smash. And it was a laggy game, so even when I started letting off the trigger when I realized he was there, it was already too late most of the time.

Mr. Warlord, I've forgotten your name, but if you played a Dagger/Reapers/Gold with a Hurricane GI and frequent the BSN, I'm sorry about that.

[UltimateSpinDash]

Thank you for reminding me that I wanted to try that troll I read about a few weaks ago: Go to Rio / Plat Matches with a Juggernaut, go to the box and block your teammates fire with your hex shield.

[Chealec]

I dropped into a PuG earlier using an N7 Shadow, turned out to be Reapers Jade... oki, fair enough. Team wasn't too bad but there was this one guy who'd wired his mic feed into a shedload of random sound effects ... traffic noises, laughter, chicken sounds ... all kinds of crap you get from cartoons or old computer games.

It was beginning to get on my wick a bit so wave 6, after the objective 2 guys are synch-killed and the other gets killed and bleeds out before I can get to him... Mr Microphone, obviously now in spectator mode has nothing better to do but spam annoying sfx over the comms.

So I get down to the last Banshee and quite calmly say "well, I could kill this Banshee but if you don't stop it with the sound effects I am going to continue to kite it around the map for the next half hour or so..." - while I'm just casually wandering around the map looking at the scenery.

Surprisingly he did actually stop ... and didn't start again after I'd killed it. Was blissfully silent for the rest of the game. I bailed after extraction, once we'd gotten back to the lobby, just to be on the safe side.

[thyrandomninja]

i don't be that guy, but I've had my experiences with them
exhibit A:

K1LL STREAK wrote...

Escort drone, reactor core, need I say more?

that was you? I was the Volus.... that survived, *****! 


edit: found this a**h***

Exhibit B:

UltimateSpinDash wrote...

Thank you for reminding me that I wanted to try that troll I read about a few weaks ago: Go to Rio / Plat Matches with a Juggernaut, go to the box and block your teammates fire with your hex shield.

i couldn't fire because of you! I try to abstain from the BoS, but one time, it got a little too much and this guy starts planting the shield in my face and I keep taking it down with the javelin. 

Modifié par thyrandomninja, 02 avril 2013 - 10:13 .

[Chealec]

davidman92 wrote...

I don't generally try to be one, but I felt like a colossal **** playing Hurricane GI with a Warlord earlier. Kept unintentionally shredding everything he was trying to smash. And it was a laggy game, so even when I started letting off the trigger when I realized he was there, it was already too late most of the time.

Mr. Warlord, I've forgotten your name, but if you played a Dagger/Reapers/Gold with a Hurricane GI and frequent the BSN, I'm sorry about that.

Hope it wasn't the same KroLord I ended up with playing as a Phoenix Adept ... for some reason we both seemed to go for the same targets (it wasn't intentional) but it did mean that he'd be charging some poor Geth Rocket Trooper at about the same time I snatched it away with Lash

No idea how many times I must have prevented him from connecting with the heavy melee/hammer.

[Sulaco_7]

I don't like playing in the box either but to intentionally grief players like this who are playing legitimately is stupid and a bannable offense. And yeah, the devs are still banning people. OP, you might be the one to get the worst of this.

[UltimateSpinDash]

UltimateSpinDash wrote...

Thank you for reminding me that I wanted to try that troll I read about a few weaks ago: Go to Rio / Plat Matches with a Juggernaut, go to the box and block your teammates fire with your hex shield.

I just did it, but it wasn't that much fun (shield only had three points). Around wave 2 I felt bad for ruining other players experiences and helped them. Died after objective in wave 10.

I don't really understand the hate for BoS Players. Yes, it makes platinum rather easy, but if people choose to play like this, I'm fine with that. I didn't like it that much (Ravagers penetrate Hex Shields?) and couldn't imagine doing that over and over like some people do.

[SafetyShattered]

The only time I've done something like this was today when I played with some pug that obviously has never played gold before. She kept complaining that she didn't expect it to be so hard. I tried protecting her as much as I could after I realized that she was having problems. Of course I had to drain through most of my resources pretty quickly doing so. I only had one missle left and she was being sync killed by a Banshee....again...and I didn't use it to save her. I wasn't going to waste my last missle so I let it get her. She got pissed. Felt good not to have to carry anyone that round though ^.^