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[Vrayle]

Well done OP, 10/10 .

[Sloth Of Doom]

darkshadow136 wrote...

Rofl now that you mention it add a little weight to you avatars face and yes you do look like a younger meatloaf. Look out it is the revenge of Eddie.

Let's see who catches the cult movie reference.

RHPS.  Nice

[darkshadow136]

As for you Archdemon your propaganda may work in your dark sewage ridden world of Darkspawn but don't think it will hold a bit of darkspawn blood here. It's bad enough I lost my family, king, and Mentor to your damn Blight you started. But now I get my life shortened to just another 30 years, your talking in my head when I dream, and worst of all Alistar crying and whining in my ear day and night. When he is not doing that he keeps talking about cheese.

If I knew I would have to put up with all this after taking on you evil Taint. I would have stayed back in Highriver and died with my family. lol

Modifié par darkshadow136, 15 janvier 2010 - 07:51 .

[SuperMedbh]

But Archdemon is cuddly! And Blights aren't so bad, they bring people together.

[Sloth Of Doom]

darkshadow136 wrote...

As for you Archdemon your propaganda may work in your dark sewage ridden world of Darkspawn but don't think it will hold a bit of darkspawn blood here. It's bad enough I lost my family, king, and Mentor to your damn Blight you started. But now I get my life shortened to just another 30 years, your talking in my head when I dream, and worst of all Alistar crying and whining in my ear day and night. When he is not doing that he keeps talking about cheese.

If I knew I would have to put up with all this after taking on you evil Taint. I would have stayed back in Highriver and died with my family. lol

Whoooaaaa now...th darkspawn didn't kill your family and they only kiled your king bcaus he was sheltering the blood-drinkers.  our life being short and the mind-link is only because yu were disgusting enough to drink the blood of a sentient being.  Something the Archdemon never asked of you!

As for Alistair...how in the HELL is that the fault of the Archdemon?



(As a side note, I really wish i culd post as the archdemon hre but obviously I can't register twice )

[lt604]

DoctorPringles wrote...

At least I'm not the only one who thought it was weird they -drank- darkspawn blood. Who was the first guy to find out drinking their blood gave you mystical powers? What, was he just trudging along in the deep roads when all a sudden a darkspawn bled straight into his mouth and suddenly he felt their presence?

They'd have to get some archdemon blood in there somewhere to become a Grey Warden.  So it must've happened during a blight, where they couldn't figure out how to kill the archdemon cause it kept ressurecting in different darkspawn bodies. People get kinda crazy and desperate in those situations...so they must've drank it to intimidate the evil creatures (when all else failed).  Yeah, take that!  And the first of the grey wardens was born.  Haha I just realized how geeky that sounded.  Anyway, I happen to like your version more

ARCHDEMON!!!  You're supposed to be dead!!  Your death won't be in vain though...we'll use every drop of your blood to make more of your nemesis

[darkshadow136]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...

As for you Archdemon your propaganda may work in your dark sewage ridden world of Darkspawn but don't think it will hold a bit of darkspawn blood here. It's bad enough I lost my family, king, and Mentor to your damn Blight you started. But now I get my life shortened to just another 30 years, your talking in my head when I dream, and worst of all Alistar crying and whining in my ear day and night. When he is not doing that he keeps talking about cheese.

If I knew I would have to put up with all this after taking on you evil Taint. I would have stayed back in Highriver and died with my family. lol

Whoooaaaa now...th darkspawn didn't kill your family and they only kiled your king bcaus he was sheltering the blood-drinkers.  our life being short and the mind-link is only because yu were disgusting enough to drink the blood of a sentient being.  Something the Archdemon never asked of you!

As for Alistair...how in the HELL is that the fault of the Archdemon?



(As a side note, I really wish i culd post as the archdemon hre but obviously I can't register twice )

Ok I will give you the king was a glory seeking afeminate child. In a round-about way the Archdemon is responsable for my families death. If he wasn't sending his darkspawn to the surface my fathers army would not have had to leave the castle to help out the legend seeking king so aryl Howe the traitor could take over my fathers land and kill my family. Well the blood drinking thing, well ok I'm a little sick I didn't mind that. But in the end if it wasn't for the Archdemon's initial actions I never would have had the pleasure of Alistars crying, whining, virgin, cheese filled company.

[Thomas9321]

By my Ancestors! This is a wonderful thread!

[elys]

The Archdemon wrote...

Hi everyone, The Archdemon here

.....
Also, I did -not- look that fat at Denerim.  That was uncalled for.

-The Archdemon.

Dear Archdemon,
I can feel your pain. After all we share the same taint.
So here, have a cookie:
Yours sincerely. Elys, Grey Warden

PS: My squad and me had a good laugh at your story, but there is still some left over darkspawns, and so we have to go hunting.

Modifié par elys, 15 janvier 2010 - 09:39 .

[sesheta255]

darkshadow136 wrote...

Rofl now that you mention it add a little weight to you avatars face and yes you do look like a younger meatloaf. Look out it is the revenge of Eddie.

Let's see who catches the cult movie reference.

What a guy, made you cry, and I did.

[darkshadow136]

sesheta255 wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...

Rofl now that you mention it add a little weight to you avatars face and yes you do look like a younger meatloaf. Look out it is the revenge of Eddie.

Let's see who catches the cult movie reference.

What a guy, made you cry, and I did.

Let's do the time warp again.... hehe

[Domcor]

Well... It is just a jump to the left...

[xgiovedi]

I smiled.

[Ilvra]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...

steelfire_dragon wrote...

Is it just me or is sloth of doom's avatar look like that dude from dethklok??
freaky......


anyway, archdemon.
you never write anymore, its so depressing

No sloth of doom looks like a zombie Angus Young from AC/DC.

I guess that is better than when Georg Zoeller said I looked like a 'young angry meatloaf'

OMG, no! Georg is right. I KNEW I'd seen you somewhere before.

[Kohaku]

This was too cute! ~Hugs The Archdemon~

[Freckles04]

Thomas9321 wrote...

By my Ancestors! This is a wonderful thread!

Freckles approves +10

[Sloth Of Doom]

Freckles04 wrote...

Thomas9321 wrote...

By my Ancestors! This is a wonderful thread!

Freckles approves +10

I had a dog named freckles.  I'm glad he approves

[Patriciachr34]

Now I am very sad. For the last few months, not only has my husband been giving me grief for killing, beheading, and otherwise mutilating the innocent darkspawn who are simply going about their business; now the archdemon has to pipe in. Well let me tell you Mr. Archdemon, your kindred are not so innocent. Not only do they make rude gestures every time I see try and walk by (hence the killing, beheading, and mutilated part), they also steal my underwear from my clothes line. Come on now! A woman's underwear is sacred!

[thegreateski]

Darkspawn stole my bike!

[Tirigon]

Nice, funny satire. You should check out FereldenTV, you might like it. And we can always use good writers. If they are old, tainted gods, just the better. Very good for publicity, and we could finally expand our range towards darkspawn.

Visti us here: http://social.biowar.../index/579009/5

[Sloth Of Doom]

Tirigon wrote...

Nice, funny satire. You should check out FereldenTV, you might like it. And we can always use good writers. If they are old, tainted gods, just the better. Very good for publicity, and we could finally expand our range towards darkspawn.
Visti us here: http://social.biowar.../index/579009/5

The archdemon would love to be part of your TV station but he can't register his game to post there, much like he can no longer post in this thread

[darkshadow136]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Nice, funny satire. You should check out FereldenTV, you might like it. And we can always use good writers. If they are old, tainted gods, just the better. Very good for publicity, and we could finally expand our range towards darkspawn.
Visti us here: http://social.biowar.../index/579009/5

The archdemon would love to be part of your TV station but he can't register his game to post there, much like he can no longer post in this thread

No from what I understood from the demon that had Sofia Dryden posessed before I clensed Wardens keep. She said that the Demons were passing the old Archdemon around like new candy in the fade. I guess they like his full figure go figure Demons are into that. I thought when I killed him I trimmed some fat off But I guess I missed some. hehe

Modifié par darkshadow136, 15 janvier 2010 - 08:33 .

[AtreiyaN7]

Bravo, good sir or madam!



By the way, I absolutely did not think you looked fat at Denerim.

[Sloth Of Doom]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Bravo, good sir or madam!

By the way, I absolutely did not think you looked fat at Denerim.

Not even around the hips?

[AdorableAnarchist]

darkshadow136 wrote...

Rofl now that you mention it add a little weight to you avatars face and yes you do look like a younger meatloaf. Look out it is the revenge of Eddie.

Let's see who catches the cult movie reference.

Eddie lives!! LOL! He was my all time fave part, except for when Tim Curry throws back his cloak to reveal.... Himself, in all of his Riff Raff glory!