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[Gold Dragon]

The OP was good for a few laughs. Thanks MUCH!!

[JBurke]

This made me laugh pretty hard.

[darkshadow136]

AdorableAnarchist wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...

Rofl now that you mention it add a little weight to you avatars face and yes you do look like a younger meatloaf. Look out it is the revenge of Eddie.

Let's see who catches the cult movie reference.

Eddie lives!! LOL! He was my all time fave part, except for when Tim Curry throws back his cloak to reveal.... Himself, in all of his Riff Raff glory!

Yes that part was scary.lol

[Ghrelt]

Nice to see the story from another point of view. Glad I wasn't drinking anything while I read it though.

[Sloth Of Doom]

darkshadow136 wrote...

AdorableAnarchist wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...

Rofl now that you mention it add a little weight to you avatars face and yes you do look like a younger meatloaf. Look out it is the revenge of Eddie.

Let's see who catches the cult movie reference.

Eddie lives!! LOL! He was my all time fave part, except for when Tim Curry throws back his cloak to reveal.... Himself, in all of his Riff Raff glory!

Yes that part was scary.lol

I would say it was more scarring than scary

[Carodej]

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Now I am very sad. For the last few months, not only has my husband been giving me grief for killing, beheading, and otherwise mutilating the innocent darkspawn who are simply going about their business; now the archdemon has to pipe in. Well let me tell you Mr. Archdemon, your kindred are not so innocent. Not only do they make rude gestures every time I see try and walk by (hence the killing, beheading, and mutilated part), they also steal my underwear from my clothes line. Come on now! A woman's underwear is sacred!

Yeah, a woman's unmentionables are indeed sacred.  There simply is no better place to hide half eaten hares and the like. 

[saori_shinjiro]

I... I'm so sorry for your loss. Words cannot express how horrible an experience all of that must have been. And to think Sten nearly spat in my face when I suggested my idea of simply asking you to leave Ferelden alone.

Just goes to show; never trust a qunari.

Modifié par saori_shinjiro, 16 janvier 2010 - 07:48 .

[Fffk]

Thomas9321 wrote...

By my Ancestors! This is a wonderful thread!

Gratifying! A human praising the Ancestors! Perhaps there is hope for you Surace Dwellers.

[EthanDirtch]

BioWare's form of appeasement? Dragon Age 2: Darkspawn Origin

Available classes: Hurlock warrior, Hurlock Mage; Genlock warrior, Genlock Mage, Genlock Rogue; Shrieks, shrieking, Shrieks, non-shrieking; Ogre big, Ogre bigger; Broodmother





This thread would make an excellent Monty Python skit.



Darkspawn: "You killed my gardener!"

King Arthur: "What?

Darkspawn: "My gardener. What'd he ever do to you!?"

King Arthur: "Well, he was a darkspawn..."

Darkspawn: "So?!"

King Arthur: "You're evil"

Darkspawn: "That's not very nice. What if I said you're evil cause you're British?"

King Arthur: "That's absurd!"

Darkspawn: "You know what's absurd? Crazy knights riding around, killing people at random!"

King Arthur: "Well, I'm sorry about your gardener..."

Darkspawn: "Sorry's not going to finish my garden!"

[Fffk]

EthanDirtch wrote...

BioWare's form of appeasement? Dragon Age 2: Darkspawn Origin
Available classes: Hurlock warrior, Hurlock Mage; Genlock warrior, Genlock Mage, Genlock Rogue; Shrieks, shrieking, Shrieks, non-shrieking; Ogre big, Ogre bigger; Broodmother


This thread would make an excellent Monty Python skit.

Darkspawn: "You killed my gardener!"
King Arthur: "What?
Darkspawn: "My gardener. What'd he ever do to you!?"
King Arthur: "Well, he was a darkspawn..."
Darkspawn: "So?!"
King Arthur: "You're evil"
Darkspawn: "That's not very nice. What if I said you're evil cause you're British?"
King Arthur: "That's absurd!"
Darkspawn: "You know what's absurd? Crazy knights riding around, killing people at random!"
King Arthur: "Well, I'm sorry about your gardener..."
Darkspawn: "Sorry's not going to finish my garden!"

OMG just no! That would so seriously screw my DA:O mindset!
(And btw, love the MP skit! )

[Sloth Of Doom]

EthanDirtch wrote...

BioWare's form of appeasement? Dragon Age 2: Darkspawn Origin
Available classes: Hurlock warrior, Hurlock Mage; Genlock warrior, Genlock Mage, Genlock Rogue; Shrieks, shrieking, Shrieks, non-shrieking; Ogre big, Ogre bigger; Broodmother

I'd play it

[AtreiyaN7]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Bravo, good sir or madam!

By the way, I absolutely did not think you looked fat at Denerim.

Not even around the hips?

Shhh - I wouldn't say that around him (or her as the case may be)! I'll just be heading in the opposite direction should the archdemon decide to squish you after reading that...

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 17 janvier 2010 - 09:02 .

[2late2die]

That was gold man, gold! Very funny stuff

[Lady Discordia]

Okay, I LOL'd.



Why oh why did you have to swoop at the final battle though, Archdemon? Swooping is BAD.

[Carodej]

Sloth Of Doom wrote...

EthanDirtch wrote...

BioWare's form of appeasement? Dragon Age 2: Darkspawn Origin
Available classes: Hurlock warrior, Hurlock Mage; Genlock warrior, Genlock Mage, Genlock Rogue; Shrieks, shrieking, Shrieks, non-shrieking; Ogre big, Ogre bigger; Broodmother

I'd play it

I wouldn't.    Or at least not until it's in the $5 bin.

And those would be Emissaries, not Mages.  And those big Ogres are Alphas and Omegas. 

But actually I'd like a strategy game - Battle for Ostagar.  You can choose either side and see who really would have triumphed if Loghain hadn't retreated.

[RangerSG]

This was hilarious.

[blaidfiste]

You should have spoken up in game. You and your people only grunted, roared and laughed,

[darkshadow136]

blaidfiste wrote...

You should have spoken up in game. You and your people only grunted, roared and laughed,

Looks like the Demons in the fade are keeping the old Archdemon busy since we have not heard from him.

[Zemore]

hey archie you musta got out of the wrong side of the bed that morning*drumroll*

[TyroneTasty]

Excellent work. Tell it like it is, Archdemon. If you have extra room, the Dalish would like to join your cause, we share your hate for these hypocritical shemlens too!

[darkshadow136]

TyroneTasty wrote...

Excellent work. Tell it like it is, Archdemon. If you have extra room, the Dalish would like to join your cause, we share your hate for these hypocritical shemlens too!

Know your place, and when not to speak to your better.

[The Gay Warden]

Oh. Well, this is obviously just a huge misunderstanding.

[Bhatair]

*Angry old man fist*

Yoush'd lern ta keep yer youngins offa mah property!

[Daramones]

hmm innocent misunderstanding eh? what about that whole broodmother thing? I still sleep with the lights on..and dwarven craftsmen are hard at work producing dark spawn proof star metal chastity belts.

[steelfire_dragon]

Dear ARchDemon.



in the end, their can be only one.