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KENNY4753

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Following my You know you play too much Mass Effect when... thread I decided it can never be too early to start one for Dragon Age so here we go...

1. You refer to the church as the Chantry
2. You ask your pastor if he knows the Chant of Light
3. When you use the Dalish phrases "Aneth ara" and "Andaran Atish'an" when greeting people
4. Instead of saying goodbye you say "Dareth shiral"
5. when thanking somebody you say "Ma serannas"
6. When you wish every audio book was read by Varric
7. Instead of saying "oh my god" you say "Maker's Breath"
8. Everytime you hear of a murder you think the Crows were behind it.
9. When you named your own bow Bianca
10. when you are afraid to touch your miorror because you think it may be an Eluvian.

your turn...

Modifié par KENNY4753, 06 avril 2013 - 03:11 .


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Ah, I always love these threads.

11. When you call poker "Wicked Grace".

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12. You start responding to people with "Well, fart me a lullaby!"

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Trikormadenadon

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13. When you try to think of a diplomatic, humourous and aggressive way to answer every question.

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14. When you try to convince 66.667% of your friends to have sex with you by picking the heart option.

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Scarlet Rabbi

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I actually do call my wife 'ma vhenan' on occasion.

I play way too much Dragon Age....

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BouncyFrag

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15. When you see people who you cannot stand, you imagine how the rogue back stabbing motion would look applied to them. Its all in the mind though.:innocent:

16. You are always hoping your dog will fetch dirty pair of pantaloons when you ask them to see if they could be of help.
17. Anytime you hear Steve Blum's voice in a game you pretend its Oghren (works well for the gem that is Vanquish).

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Avalon The Elf

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18: When you're afraid of caves because of Darkspawn

Modifié par Avalon The Elf, 06 avril 2013 - 04:16 .


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KENNY4753

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19. When you call the Pope the Divine

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20. When you have rabbit stew and think you are eating an elf.

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21. When you see a particularly agitated goat, you kneel in front of it and try to calm it using your survival skills.

Has not yet worked as of 06/04/2013.

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22. When you're disappointed there's no roast nug at Thanksgivimg.

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Sol Downer

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23. You can't wear your cologne since "Desperation®" is an ugly perfume.

Modifié par Ultimashade, 06 avril 2013 - 06:00 .


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Fiddzz

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You know more about the lore then most of the developers

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i actually did 19 to my churches pastor and my old catholic school father and teachers I get in so much trouble

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Gibb_Shepard

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When you go around assuming everyone is player-sexual.

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Gibb_Shepard

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Jaronking wrote...

i actually did 19 to my churches pastor and my old catholic school father and teachers I get in so much trouble


HAHAHA

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You know when it's Ferelden and when it's Fereldan

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I've actually never had one of these moments related to the DA series. I only get them with first person games, like the Elder Scrolls in particular. I once thought I saw Nirnroot IRL. Then I once turned towards some floers and pressed "A" in the air to see if I could pick them...... Don't mix too much gaming with too little sleep. Weird **** happens.

In the spirit of the thread I'll throw in a DA related one:
You respond to an annoying person with "Andraste's Ass, human!"

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Druk-Qs

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When you accidentally yell "Andraste's ******!" instead of "Jesus Christ!"

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28. When you die and wait for your companion to throw a revive potion at you.

(It really worked)

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29 When you call a woman driving a car a saarebas

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Druk-Qs

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Elton John is dead wrote...

28. When you die and wait for your companion to throw a revive potion at you.

(It really worked)


But I don't have any companions :(

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KENNY4753

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30. when you call the poor part of town the Alienage

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KENNY4753

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Blair Brown wrote...

You know more about the lore then most of the developers

:lol::lol::lol: