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phantomghostxx

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 you think everybody was made tranquil or were all in the fade

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KENNY4753

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409. when you label nearby mines as "Recently Opened Passages" and suspect that the Deep Roads lie inside

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naes1984

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Your call an "earl" an "arl".

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Cheese Time

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410. When you're watching a movie with an action scene, and your fingers automatically move to an imaginary spacebar in the air to pause the action. When everything doesn't pause, you get upset.

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VanguardCharge

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411 when you aks for surpise option at your local brothel

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Scott Sion

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When you murder someone and God brings them back to life. You then rant endlessly at god for not respecting your choices.

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neonmoth

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413 when you have a recurring dream that ugly ogre is trying to eat you, seriously he's enormous and has smelly breath, it's not even funny... it feels like a cheap z-class horror

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DeinonSlayer

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Cheese Time wrote...

410. When you're watching a movie with an action scene, and your fingers automatically move to an imaginary spacebar in the air to pause the action. When everything doesn't pause, you get upset.

Sort of similar... has anyone else here with an iPhone gone back to reading an actual paper book and caught themselves placing a thumb over a word or the name of a historical figure to look up its definition/their bio?

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Scott Sion

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When you lock your pants draw at night because you fear they'll jump out and eat your eyeballs.

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Magdalena11

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neonmoth wrote...

413 when you have a recurring dream that ugly ogre is trying to eat you, seriously he's enormous and has smelly breath, it's not even funny... it feels like a cheap z-class horror


Real life - I had that dream 2 nights ago....

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KENNY4753

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414. when you are speaking and something you say didnt come out the way you wanted it to, you blame the descriptions on the dialogue wheel.

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Cantina

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415. You name your child after one of the characters in the game.

416. You revert to being a follower of Andraste and try to convince your friends/family to do the same.

417. You made an Alistair voodoo doll and keep pricking it with a pin in hopes that it works.

418. You run into a man name "Father Genativy" and keep asking "Where are Andraste's ashes?"

419. You look online to try and find a way to make your own real life Mabari hound.
 
420. You beleive Shaleets are real and refuse to own/wear pants.

421. Once a year you hold a "Joining Ritual" party with your friends.

422. You try to breed a pig with a rabbit in hopes of getting a nug.

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KENNY4753

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423. how did i let this thread die...oh wait I was to busy starting a DAO Elf/Magi playthrough

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424. when you wake up and there is caramel pudding smeared all over the walls and your dog is sound asleep...

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animedreamer

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When  Bethany Hawke is the only reason why you play Dragon Age 2. :)

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AshenShug4r

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234. There's rats in your larder.

#442
Reofeir

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Saying "Hello Serrah _____" to people.

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sky_captain

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428 you look for dwarven ale at your local liquor store

429 while drunk you start yelling at your friend's dog to give you back your pants, (not my finest moment)

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The Qun & the Damned

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430 Out drunk, you call a random dwarf Varric and end up licking his ear at a bar
431 Said Dwarf pulls out a gun he named after a girl.

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BouncyFrag

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When playing Diablo 3 you head cannon that the Templar follower is Cullen and the Scoundrel follower is Varric. In addition to this, you always try to report that soldier who has the Fenris voice actor to the Imperium and flaunt your magical prowess in front of him.

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NessCraig

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Gibb_Shepard wrote...

When you go around assuming everyone is player-sexual.


Awesome! 

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AutumnWitch

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Cheese Time wrote...

410. When you're watching a movie with an action scene, and your fingers automatically move to an imaginary spacebar in the air to pause the action. When everything doesn't pause, you get upset.


+points....thats really funny and Ive never even done it and I still think its funny...really never done it not even once! Stop looking at me!  :unsure:

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Oasis_JS

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When you are playing Dragon Dogma, During the night you see a orc dress in armor from afar..but out of no where you say to your self ah it's the dark spawn.



or

When you are playing Dust514, and start laughing  because you see someone with the name Merrill in the squad, So you start saying lines from da2, and the player start to say lines back to you. :lol:, leaving the rest of the squad with voice chat,,asking what the heck is going on?

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When people ask if you're alright because you didn't post in the BSN for a day.

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DarthSideus2

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When you still hate Loghain for his treachery at Ostegar. Damn you, Loghaaaaaaaain!!!!!!!