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[Sol Downer]

438. When you play Dragon Age again....what? Was I supposed to make a joke?

[KENNY4753]

439. when you were disappointed by Skyrim's marriges because of the DA (as well as ME) romances

[Iron Star]

440. When you play a female character in a non-DA game and suddenly wonder why she doesn't ask you if you have a ladder.

[lady_v23]

441. When someones asks you 'Have you ever?' You always think Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?

[Evelane]

442. when someone talk to you about war and you answer him/her ''yah this war against templar and mage need to be resolve'' True story... lol

[Orian Tabris]

Sorry to necro a thread, but I only just saw this and had to add one in, myself.

443. When moths remind you of moth-eaten scarves.

444. When you accidentally call your cat "Ser Pounce-A-Lot".

445. When you call your bride or groom "Morrgian" or "Alistair".

[KENNY4753]

not really a necro because I bump it about every week

446. when you call sex the dark ritual

447. when you order a cake with the message "The Cake is a Lie"

[Orian Tabris]

448. When you actually believe that all cake are lies.

[snackrat]

^^ 449. When you are so dedicated to Dragon Age you think the other games' memes it references are actually Dragon Age jokes...

[dragonflight288]

450: You name your dog Barkspawn.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

451: You say " 'tis" where most normally say "it's" or "it is."


Not the most witty entry, but a genuine one. I legit use that word when talking (most don't notice, though).

[dragonflight288]

452: You see a large creature running at you, you shout "Glorious!"

[Orian Tabris]

453. You call dogs mabari.

[Little Princess Peach]

454: You bring a bird to work and call it a griffon

[Richard parrington]

455: when you use 'blighted' in place of actual swear words

[maliluka]

456: your husband is installing a light fixture and asks if you can help him , you respond " killing people and helping people is what I do best"

[I Like Cats And]

457: You have played DAII more than once.

[isaa109]

458: You use the same hand gestures when you are talking to someone.

459: When you wait ten seconds to say one sentence.

460: When you ask yourself, "Why can't I skip this dialogue?"

[Usergnome]

461: When you think of Wynne as a better Grandma then your REAL grandma.

(Sorry grandma...)

[Ebony Dragon]

462: You clean those poor, pigeon-crap covered statues in your city because who knows, maybe they're alive, paralyzed and incredibly sassy.

Modifié par Ebony Dragon, 29 septembre 2013 - 07:05 .

[kinderschlager]

Blair Brown wrote...

You know more about the lore then most of the developers

lol, this is still my favorite

[kinderschlager]

Richard parrington wrote...

455: when you use 'blighted' in place of actual swear words

i.....have actually done this......

[Lord Raijin]

When you start giving hospital staffs Dragon age ranks

Nurses/Doctors = Healing mages (Head Doctor - First Enchanter)
Security guards = Templars (Head Security - Knight-Commander)
Sick patients = Injured soldiers/Guards/etc
Chaplains = Chantry Priests
Main Hospital = Circle of Magi

[KENNY4753]

463. when you see a boat your immediate reaction is "I like big boats. I cannot lie"

464. when you call an important meeting The Landsmeet

[Chaos Hammer]

465. You call small children little blighters when they make you mad
466. You wonder if there in an ancient god buried somewhere under your house.