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#476
sky_captain

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Ebony Dragon wrote...

462: You clean those poor, pigeon-crap covered statues in your city because who knows, maybe they're alive, paralyzed and incredibly sassy.


This is ok as long as you stay away from weeping angel statues.




467 you have started writing your epic speech for the final battle, or have chosen which speech you intend to copy. "Today we face the monsters at our door and take the fight to them. Today we are cancelling the apocalypse! "

Modifié par sky_captain, 02 octobre 2013 - 03:49 .


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468: You want to write your bachelor thesis about finding a solution for the mage-templar-problem ... then you remember you're studying business information systems ...

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KENNY4753

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469. when you are looking to buy a new pair of boots you look/ask what the armor rating is.

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Martyr1777

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reh123 wrote...

468: You want to write your bachelor thesis about finding a solution for the mage-templar-problem ... then you remember you're studying business information systems ...


LOL, I'm willing to put money down that there have been papers writen about such things.

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470. when at the bar you think"this place needs some cute dwarven serving girls"

#481
BouncyFrag

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471. You'd get upset if Bioware was to remove undergarments during the sweet, clean love scenes since Dragon Age games taught you about birds and the bees and anything other than what happened in DA would be sick and perverse.

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472. When you ask the sales person if the boots you are looking at are made from Antivan leather

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Mullins the Great

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473. When you refer to city elves ar "your people"
474. when you start calling people shem's

#484
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475. despite how bad DA2 was you still grind through it to make sure all your Wardens dont go to waste

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476. When you get so tired of playing it you play DA2 for a second time.

#486
BouncyFrag

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477. When taking your dog out for a walk you think the 'mabari dominance' stat boost kicks in wherever they just urinated.

478. You get arrested by the cops for public indecency for urinating in public places hoping you could get the stat boost too. Things get even more unstable when you try this tactic out at the office hoping to get an edge against your fellow employees and get that raise you've been hoping for ten years.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 18 novembre 2013 - 10:42 .


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KENNY4753

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hey BouncyFrag I hope that is not a true story

479. when you blame the Templars for real world religious wars

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480. When you've memorized the lyrics of ALL the songs from the entire DA:O and DA2 soundtrack.

481. When you start praying to The Maker and/or The Creators.

482. When you look in the wardrobe and wonder where your armour's gone.

483. When you think you can cast spells.

#489
Ebony Dragon

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484. When learning about the real-life templars in your medieval history unit, you are incredibly disappointed to find that they were monks who guarded travelers and pilgrims, rather than armour-wearing, lyruim stuffed warriors who protected mages.

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485.) When you hear the words "Magic Eraser" and for a split second think that might be a templar power...

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You consider how you could breed your own mabari.


Debating on breeding my English Bulldog with a Rottweiler lol.

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Ebony Dragon wrote...

484. When learning about the real-life templars in your medieval history unit, you are incredibly disappointed to find that they were monks who guarded travelers and pilgrims, rather than armour-wearing, lyruim stuffed warriors who protected mages.


I wouldnt say Templars protected mages in Dragon Age more like oppressed them. 

486. When trying to play other games all you can think about is whats going to happen in the next Dragon Age game.

487. Making Dragon Age story predictions in that prediction thread Ieldra(SP?) started 

Modifié par DarthSliver, 26 novembre 2013 - 04:59 .


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488. When a song says "Helium" and you imagine it's "lyrium".

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489. When you still haven't finished all the Skyrim DLC's (even though you bought them all) because you are spending too much time on BSN searching for DA:Inquisition information and planning more DA:O and DA2 runs, just to make sure you haven't forgotten one bit of lore or dialog.

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The awkward when you call your wife leliana in bed

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491: You don't notice when someone calls your real name to get your attention, but you immediately look up when you hear "Warden" or "Hawke."

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TanithAeyrs wrote...

489. When you still haven't finished all the Skyrim DLC's (even though you bought them all) because you are spending too much time on BSN searching for DA:Inquisition information and planning more DA:O and DA2 runs, just to make sure you haven't forgotten one bit of lore or dialog.


Tell me about it................

Modifié par Lebdood, 26 novembre 2013 - 07:59 .


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492: You say this to a girl you love: Dareth shiral, Ma vhenan'ara
493: You're the only one at your school that plays Dragon Age
494: You make a paper sheild that say the GW's "In war, Victory" thing in Latin with a redoing of the griffon on it for a high school history project (True story)
495: You get upset when no one recognizes what the is on the shield is from
956: You wish you had a romance plot line like characters from the game

Unfortunately, some of these are true for me. I'm going to look back one day and say "I had the best teenage years ever! I saved Thadas!" Unless... I end up destroying the world because I supported the mages. :mellow:

Modifié par Squall2.0, 26 novembre 2013 - 09:02 .


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497: When you don't know what to do and you ask yourself: What would Morrigan do?

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BouncyFrag

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498. When you play Uncharted 2 you pretend that Alistair and Morrigan are in it since both of those voice actors are in the game and have the exact same characters that they have in DA.