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1.  Pa'Shera - because there is only one correct answer.  That answer is understood to be the one correct answer when one understands the tenets of the Qun and speaks the tongue of the Qunari.

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You constantly try to answer a question with a question....

You wonder if Bioware should have called it a Brood Mother-In-Law....

You run out of rumors in game and out of it.....

#103
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114. You legitimately fear the schleets.

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115. When you convince professional killer to become your best friend

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Renmiri1 wrote...

KENNY4753 wrote...

109. when somebody dies instead of saying 'Rest in Peace' you say 'Falon'Din guide you into the Beyond.'


110. Saying "By the Dread Wolf!" when you are exasperated, in Merril's welsh accent. :P

wetnasty wrote...

One that's not lore related but...

When you're playing First or Third person shooters recommended from friends and ask them when you get your companions/asking if you can romance every friendly person that walks up to you in game.


I would never guess someone with an avatar name of "wet n nasty" would be bigoted against romances. :blink:

ummmm #1 - wet nasty, not "wet n nasty" not sure where you're getting the other "n" from and #2 - I was implying that I LIKED romances, and was spoiled by them... Not sure why reading comprehension has seemed to elude you...

Modifié par wetnasty, 09 avril 2013 - 07:57 .


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SergeantSnookie wrote...

114. You legitimately fear the schleets.


im guilty.

the very idea of walking pants jumping out of the shadows and eating your eyeballs gives me shivers Image IPB

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116. Call for the Right of Anulment when someone cuts you off when you're driving..

#108
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Oh, you are not the only one, believe me.

It's rather embarrassing to start laughing histerically on the subway thanks to a peciular vision of Fenris in sexy underwear and suspenders singing 'I'm a slaaaave for you~'...:mellow:

(Also, never mix Morrigan with cheesy Disney songs.)


Makers breath, I laughed so hard my stomach is killing me :lol:

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117. When you try to save before doing/saying something risky

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118. When you go to a rave, you fear that all of the dancers are actually apostates casting epic spells directly at you.
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119. when whoever you live with gets mail you tell them "A letter arrived while you were away" in Bodahn's voice

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120. when you do something bad your excuse is that it was a Demand of the Qun.

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121. The big-headed kid on the bus who stares at you starts to look exactly like Sandal.

#114
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122. When you take a red drink in the hopes to becoming a Grey Warden then you pass out thinking that you are a Grey Warden

#115
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When your children threaten an intervention - and they bought you the game!

When you tell your husband not to be jealous because the reason you romance Alistair is because he reminds you of him (the hubby, that is).

Modifié par QueenPurpleScrap, 12 avril 2013 - 04:03 .


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SergeantSnookie wrote...

114. You legitimately fear the schleets.


Oghren should be introduced to Honey Badgers and Dropbears.

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When you're too scared to look at the screen that shows how many hours you've played because the last time you did there were 4 numbers instead of 3.

#118
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123. When you haven't played another video game since last summer.

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when you got your dlc late.

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125. When driving behind an old person shout "Blight take you" or "May the Dread Wolf take you."

#121
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126. When trapped in your cubicle at work, you pose riddles to passersby, offering them treasures and trinkets in exchange for correct answers.

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When you've never baby-talked to your dog and suddenly start saying "Who's a funny boy? You are! Yes, you are!" every time he rolls over.

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You're at the art store looking for kaddis.

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127. When you see a commercial that says "Blessed are the..." and automatically follow with "peacekeepers, champions of the just" before it finishes.

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128. When you someone tries to mug you, you take your pocket knight and slit the back of your hand and they freak out and walk away quickly as you shout, "Yes! Fear the blood magic of a Tevinter Magister!"

129. When you're shut up in an insane asylum because of the above, you refer to it as a "Circle" and call all the doctors "Templars."

Modifié par almostinsane99, 13 avril 2013 - 05:27 .