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WTF did I just watch. Terrible movie. OMG.

Débuté par NeonFlux117 , avril 06 2013 08:26

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:26

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 so, I was bored and a little drunk and saw that starz on demand was offering Resident Evil: Retribution as an early premiere. So I watched it......OMG what an awful, terrible, POS movie!!! It's not like I was expecting an amazing film, I know it's Resident Evil and it should be a little campy and over the top, but holly [crap] this movie failed on every level. I recently saw another over the top, campy, sillly film- G.I. Joe: Retaliation. But unlike RER, GI joe was really funny and goofy and entertaining. RER was just so dumb and so [bad]. The fight in the snow between Alice and Jill was one of the all time worst and dumb fights ever!!! This movie is so bad. Anyone else seen it? Yikes. 

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:29

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Haven't seen it yet but...never go [bad] movies.


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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:38

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The film is so bad it's funny.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:40

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J. Reezy wrote...

Haven't seen it yet but...never go [bad] movies.



Never... But this movie is so bad. I swear to god there were dragons. [Freaking] dragons in Resident Evil!?!/??!. WTF. 
Don't see it unless you really. Really, really have to. Top 10 worst films I've ever seen. 


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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:43

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Mumba1511 wrote...

The film is so bad it's funny.




nah, not even 2 bottles of wine could make this movie funny. Like Street Fighter is a funny film. Terrible? Yes it is. But it's funny. But this movie was just so dumb and tired to take itself so serious. 

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:47

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Dragons?! Tsk. I don't know if that's a case of not caring about the source material, trying too hard to distance yourself from the source material, or both. I think that's the problem with video game movies for now, certain liberties they take with the material can just make things seem nonsensical. And people don't seem to care because all they want to do is cash in on the IP and make a typical popcorn flick.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:49

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J. Reezy wrote...

Dragons?! Tsk. I don't know if that's a case of not caring about the source material, trying too hard to distance yourself from the source material, or both. I think that's the problem with video game movies for now, certain liberties they take with the material can just make things seem nonsensical. And people don't seem to care because all they want to do is cash in on the IP and make a typical popcorn flick.



dude, I swear they were dragons or something flyingy right at the end. I think they're dragons. I mean they loook like dragons, lol. 


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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:53

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Good thing you didn't watch Cloud Atlas then. You would've RAAAGED!

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 08:56

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Hyperglide wrote...

Good thing you didn't watch Cloud Atlas then. You would've RAAAGED!



yeah, I've heard that was really dumb to. Did it have dragons too?

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 10:42

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People. it's the media's Dragon age.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 10:50

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

People. it's the media's Dragon age.

Maybe. Although I feel Resident Evil is intentionally bad, Dragon Age is more misguidedly bad.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 11:12

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For anyone that has seen a terribad movie that was so terribad it's terribad ... watch UFC, that mobie is pure, undiluted crack.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 11:40

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I SURE hope that wasn't Chris' movie.

Whooooa, DON'T. OPEN. THAT. SANDWHICH.

YOU, the master of UNLOCKING should take it with you.

Ahh mixing Barry Burton quotes, the only memorable character in the damned series xD well, to be fair, I do love them all bar 5. Why not 6? Well, I knew the direction they were taking, but 5 was a **** action game, 6 was much better at being actiony.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 01:02

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Alright guys and gals worst movies you've ever seen. You get 5 and 1 honorable mention Here's mine


1) Battlefield Earth. Alright this film is so bad. So. So. So. Bad.

2) Batman And Robin: They tried to ruin batman with this film. Thankfully Mr. Nolan came along and picked up the franchise. Cause this film was like watching 10 hours straight on honey booboo. Horrible.

3) Swept Away. Musicians trying to act is always funny and normally horrible. Madona's films are no different. But swept away will make you want to sweep away your brain and crawl into a cold dark corner and forget that you just sit through 2 hours of this trash. Terrible.

4) Gigli- Afflack and Jaylo. Terrible, horrific film. I'd rather watch 5 hours of dancing with the stars.

5) Alone in the Dark. That's how you feel after watching this movie. Alone in the darkest depth of the psychosis created by this film.

Honorable mention- Pearl Harbor- great cgi, and a decent score. But this was one of the most dissapointing films of all time. terrible. aflack should stick to directing. Period.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 01:40

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Overall worst movie ever: The Room

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 01:51

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wafflez wrote...

Overall worst movie ever: The Room



never heard of it. But I trust it's worthy of major derpage and [badness].


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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 01:54

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http://en.wikipedia..../The_Room_(film)

No clicky link because BSN is a pain on mobile.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:01

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wafflez wrote...

http://en.wikipedia..../The_Room_(film)

No clicky link because BSN is a pain on mobile.


I think this is worthy of the list and worth of one of my late night drunk bad movie fest. 

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:03

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My favourite bad movies are "The Spirit" and "The Wicker Man" (the 2005 remake obviously).

I got more lols out of them than I do most comedies.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:06

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wafflez wrote...

Overall worst movie ever: The Room


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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:09

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Some of my favs by Nic Cage include The Wicker man, but also Snake Eyes, Ghost rider 2, Next, season of the witch. Cage has done some terrible films.

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:10

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wafflez wrote...

Overall worst movie ever: The Room

You've obviously never seen Birdemic, The Room is [darned] glorious in comparison.

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(Yes... this IS in the movie..)


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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:12

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No way is that real. No way!!!

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:12

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Ever seen the old Dr. No?

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Posté 06 avril 2013 - 02:14

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Yes it is real, what's worse...a sequel is on the way.
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