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#26
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Makai81 wrote...

N7Avin180 wrote...

Uh Suron, Shepard DOES whine about it. In fact he spends the entire game trying to get everyone to leave their homeworlds and come to Earth.


No he spends the entire game trying to unite all races and fleets instead of everyone staying on their own homeworlds and asking for help in building the Crucible.  


His defintion of "whine"... encompasses, killing to reaper destroyers, uniting races with age old feuds, and kicking terrorist ass so hard even their mom's felt it.

Very weird definition, would like to see what he refers to as "kick ass". Would be glorious I wager.

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During the Cerberus coup, after Thane saved the Councillor and was in a standoff with Kai Leng.

Shepard: "Thane, get your sick ass outta my sight!"
Thane: "B-but... "
Shepard: "You'll not charge the cyborg ninja alone, you idiot. NOW GET OUT OF MY ****ING AIM!"

*Thane steps back, and the party opens full fire on Kai Leng, chasing him off.*

AND

When Udina is pointing a gun at the Asari Councillor.

Shepard: "Liara - STASIS - NOW, DAMNIT!"
*ZOIM*
Shepard: "Good job, now we can interrogate him. Imagine all the valuable intel about Cerberus, their motivations and influence on the citadel we would have lost if we for some retarded reason decided to shoot Udina in the heart, haha."

That's what I would have done :P

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Turian Councilor: Commander, Palaven is under Reaper attack, we need your aid ASAP!

Shepard: Ah yes, Reapers. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.


Win xD

Modifié par SinerAthin, 13 avril 2013 - 05:10 .


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After ever other sentence: And how do you know that?

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N7Avin180

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Are you honestly trying to tell me Shepard does not whine about Earth? Because he does. I'm not saying its wrong for him to do so. In fact in perfectly understandable. Seeing your planet get destroyed has that effect on people. I just find that sometimes people are overly harsh on Liara.

Modifié par N7Avin180, 13 avril 2013 - 10:44 .


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Just every second conversation I'd like Shep to quote Malcolm Reynolds:

"And you thought, of all people, you come to me for help? I'm confused. And... you know, armed."

Modifié par Baelrahn, 13 avril 2013 - 08:08 .


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It should be pretty obvious that Liara's 'air support' comment on Thessia is a wry joke. Gallows humor. I can't believe that needs to be explained.

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Am I the only one who wishes I could rewrite most of Shep's dialogue toward Traynor?

David7204 wrote...

It should be pretty obvious that Liara's 'air support' comment on Thessia is a wry joke. Gallows humor. I can't believe that needs to be explained.


Usually I agree with you David, but I don't think this is obvious. Besides, Liara doesn't seem exceptionally joke-y on Thessia. If it is a joke, it's out of place.

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That's pretty much the definition of gallows humor. Humor in miserable situations that's completely out of place.

Modifié par David7204, 13 avril 2013 - 09:54 .


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David7204 wrote...

That's pretty much the definition of gallows humor. Humor in miserable situations that's completely out of place.


This was bothering me so I rewatched it. I'll admit you're right. Still won't say it's delivered spectacularly. It certainly wasn't obvious to me. You can call me dense, D. You can call me dense.

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Makai81 wrote...

*just after Priority: Thessia*

Joker:  I'll bet the Asari are wishing they had more commandos and less dancers right now.  Too soon?

Shepard(new dialogue):  Ha!  I'll have to tell Liara that one!  That should cheer her up.

I figure this is what a true renegade Shep would say. 

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David7204 wrote...

It should be pretty obvious that Liara's 'air support' comment on Thessia is a wry joke. Gallows humor. I can't believe that needs to be explained.


Finally someone in this thread see's that. thanks, i was begining to loose hope.

As for me, i would like to add something in the omega DLC. After aria get's much of her fleet decimated after a head on attack, spills her plan in front of a security camera, walks right into the enemy trap in the mining tunnels and then shortly after charges into the enemy trap at afterlife, it would be nice if shepard atelast facepalms and asks

"Tell me again, why are you in charge? And why couldn't i bring my people for this?"

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Makai81 wrote...

*just after Priority: Thessia*

Joker:  I'll bet the Asari are wishing they had more commandos and less dancers right now.  Too soon?

Shepard(new dialogue):  Ha!  I'll have to tell Liara that one!  That should cheer her up.

I figure this is what a true renegade Shep would say. 

So hold on, just, one, f*ckin' minute. Renegade Shep would enjoy a racist joke about a species who's planet is now burning? 

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Whitefang131 wrote...

Makai81 wrote...

*just after Priority: Thessia*

Joker:  I'll bet the Asari are wishing they had more commandos and less dancers right now.  Too soon?

Shepard(new dialogue):  Ha!  I'll have to tell Liara that one!  That should cheer her up.

I figure this is what a true renegade Shep would say. 

So hold on, just, one, f*ckin' minute. Renegade Shep would enjoy a racist joke about a species who's planet is now burning? 

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Apparently "true" renegade does.

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N7Avin180 wrote...

Whitefang131 wrote...

Makai81 wrote...

*just after Priority: Thessia*

Joker:  I'll bet the Asari are wishing they had more commandos and less dancers right now.  Too soon?

Shepard(new dialogue):  Ha!  I'll have to tell Liara that one!  That should cheer her up.

I figure this is what a true renegade Shep would say. 

So hold on, just, one, f*ckin' minute. Renegade Shep would enjoy a racist joke about a species who's planet is now burning? 

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Apparently "true" renegade does.

Apparently yes.

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N7Avin180 wrote...

Are you honestly trying to tell me Shepard does not whine about Earth? Because he does. I'm bot saying its wrong for him to do so. In fact in perfectly understandable. Seeing your planet get destroyed has that effect on people. I just find that sometimes people are overly harsh on Liara.


My renegade Shepard's bondmate was Liara. I thought the lavatories needed cleaning, especially the tile grout. EDI can handle the helm for a while.

Modifié par sH0tgUn jUliA, 13 avril 2013 - 10:44 .


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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

N7Avin180 wrote...

Are you honestly trying to tell me Shepard does not whine about Earth? Because he does. I'm bot saying its wrong for him to do so. In fact in perfectly understandable. Seeing your planet get destroyed has that effect on people. I just find that sometimes people are overly harsh on Liara.


My renegade Shepard's bondmate was Liara. I thought the lavatories needed cleaning, especially the tile grout. EDI can handle the helm for a while.


I'm sorry, I don't follow?

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N7Avin180 wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

N7Avin180 wrote...

Are you honestly trying to tell me Shepard does not whine about Earth? Because he does. I'm bot saying its wrong for him to do so. In fact in perfectly understandable. Seeing your planet get destroyed has that effect on people. I just find that sometimes people are overly harsh on Liara.


My renegade Shepard's bondmate was Liara. I thought the lavatories needed cleaning, especially the tile grout. EDI can handle the helm for a while.


I'm sorry, I don't follow?

 
Neither do I 
personnaly I'd have changed the dialogue on mars with ashley,there's not enough shut the *#%* up about how r could be a terrorist- I just wanted to pull her apart after that- and on Sur keah it would be nice to  telling liara that you're planning to release :wizard: yahg to test her skills as the shadow broker

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Horizon.

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Pretty much every bit of autodialogue, eg: 95% of the game.

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Pretty much every bit of autodialogue, eg: 95% of the game.



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When Kaidan claims I cheated on him. I so wanted to shout 'we were on a break!' You dump me on Horizon then sent me some email with a vague hint at maybe getting back together at some later date. Sorry but not going to hang around waiting while you make up your mind. So no I was NOT cheating!

And on Thessia when Liara complains that the alliance can provide air support, just want to slap her. My world is burning too, wheres the Asari support huh?

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wiccame wrote...

And on Thessia when Liara complains that the alliance can provide air support, just want to slap her. My world is burning too, wheres the Asari support huh?



Here...?

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Every race (including the asari) promised to help Earth before the Citadel gets moved.

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Barquiel wrote...

wiccame wrote...

And on Thessia when Liara complains that the alliance can provide air support, just want to slap her. My world is burning too, wheres the Asari support huh?



Here...?

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Every race (including the asari) promised to help Earth before the Citadel gets moved.

They didnt agree to help earth, they agreed to join the fight against the reapers and only then when they were threatened...when Shepard asked for help the council turned her down including the Asari representative.

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I think I should go ahead and reiterate that that line was clearly a wry joke. Gallows humor.

Modifié par David7204, 13 avril 2013 - 12:18 .


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wiccame wrote...

Barquiel wrote...

wiccame wrote...

And on Thessia when Liara complains that the alliance can provide air support, just want to slap her. My world is burning too, wheres the Asari support huh?



Here...?

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Every race (including the asari) promised to help Earth before the Citadel gets moved.

They didnt agree to help earth, they agreed to join the fight against the reapers and only then when they were threatened...when Shepard asked for help the council turned her down including the Asari representative. For the most part of the game, Earth was on its own.