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[The Twilight God]

Horizon?

[BP93]

"save us from the reapers and MAYBE we'll stop considering you a traitor and just an overall weirdo"

"you know what man you're award system is ****"

[MrFob]

Oh there are quite a few throughout the trilogy but I guess that's not really avoidable in a game where the protagonist is voiced. The only one that really sticks out for me is the catalyst conversation, especially "So the Illusive Man was right after all."
That one just physically hurts whenever I hear it.

[Saito404]

Beginning of ME2. I wanted to tell TIM to go **** yourself and join Alliance again.

[kalasaurus]

The Twilight God wrote...

Horizon?

Do you mean with the VS in ME2?  Yeah, that was a very frustrating moment with the limited dialogue available, especially since they don't talk again until they randomly bump into each other in Vancouver.

Modifié par GlassElephant, 15 avril 2013 - 02:33 .

[PirateMouse]

(during Arrival)

Hackett: When Earth calls you, you make sure you're there with your dress blues on, ready to take the hit.

Me: Or since I'm still a Council Spectre, how about no?

(when arguing with Mordin)

Mordin: I made a MISTAKE!

Me: Really? What mistake was that, Mordin? Did you get the numbers wrong somehow? Do krogans suddenly not have a default, pre-genophage birthrate that's around 10,000 times that of humans? Does the genophage not currently allow an average of one viable birth per year per krogan females, which with their lifespans still allows each one to have about 10 times as many children as a human female, each one of which can live about 10 times as long? Were the krogans actually not dropping asteroids on planets and beginning to overwhelm everyone the last time around? Do you have any good reason to believe krogans will just arbitrarily control their own birthrates forever now, despite the fact no other species has ever done this? Are you really relying on Wrex and Eve to somehow do all of this for you when their entire powerbase is built around control of access to fertile females and will evaporate the instant you cure the genophage?

What ... exactly ... was your mistake, Mordin?

And some interrupts I'd have liked:

(when Miranda is about to kill Niket)

Renegade interrupt: Kill Niket first!

(at the end of Overlord)

Renegade interrupt: (aiming pistol at Archer) "After what I just saw, you don't get to walk away."  BLAM!

(at the end of Omega)

Oleg: Commander Shepard, I surr --

Renegade interrupt: BLAM!

Modifié par PirateMouse, 15 avril 2013 - 02:04 .

[Volc19]

"No, Legion... D-...don't do that. We can just scare the Quarians off. No need to upload the Reaper whatzit to the Geth."

"Mordin, you really don't need to fake your death. No one knows that you would have needed to ascend the Shroud elevator to put out the cure. Plus, Wreav's dumb, he won't figure anything out. You can come back onto the Normandy, just like old times."

"Th-Thane, use Pull on the sword. It's pointy and dangerous, and I don't want that anywhere near my favorite Drell."

"Miranda, you can just come onto the Normandy. We only got boarded, like, twice. None of those times by Cerberus, you'll be safe."

"Catalyst, can't you just toss the Reapers into a black hole? It's the same as your red pipe shooting thing, except we would still have the Relays, Geth and the Citadel. Can you be a bro and do that for me?"

[PirateMouse]

Volc19 wrote...

"Catalyst, can't you just toss the Reapers into a black hole? It's the same as your red pipe shooting thing, except we would still have the Relays, Geth and the Citadel. Can you be a bro and do that for me?"

Okay, this I like.

Another for me:

Kaiden: S --

Me: Shut up.

Kaiden: But y --

Me: Shut up.

Kaiden: I --

Me: I swear I will goddamn shove a grenade down your throat if you even try to say one more word about how you don't trust me!

(later)

Me: Hey, wanna be on the Normandy again?

(My fuse is short, but at least I forgive easily!)

Modifié par PirateMouse, 15 avril 2013 - 02:32 .

[kalasaurus]

Or, during the Coup...

Shepard: Are you ****ing kidding me? I have Garrus and Liara standing behind me and I've been kicking Cerberus's ass since you last saw me, and you're doubting me again?

[Neria Rose]

Ledgend1221 wrote...

But the most important one.
After mars: "Liara, get the hell off my ship."

Definitely this.

[PirateMouse]

Every time Javik attempts to say anything ...

Ever.

Me: Shut up.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Udina: See, Ashley? That's Shepard. She's with Cerberus now.
Ashley: I knew you were with Cerberus! Put your gun down.
Shepard: Heh, you finally noticed the armor. (shoots Ashley) (shoots Udina)
Shepard: Ash....
Ashley: I hope the reapers get you.
Shepard: I was pulling your leg. I'm not with Cerberus.

[grey_wind]

PirateMouse wrote...
Mordin: I made a MISTAKE!

Me: Really? What mistake was that, Mordin? Did you get the numbers wrong somehow? Do krogans suddenly not have a default, pre-genophage birthrate that's around 10,000 times that of humans? Does the genophage not currently allow an average of one viable birth per year per krogan females, which with their lifespans still allows each one to have about 10 times as many children as a human female, each one of which can live about 10 times as long? Were the krogans actually not dropping asteroids on planets and beginning to overwhelm everyone the last time around? Do you have any good reason to believe krogans will just arbitrarily control their own birthrates forever now, despite the fact no other species has ever done this? Are you really relying on Wrex and Eve to somehow do all of this for you when their entire powerbase is built around control of access to fertile females and will evaporate the instant you cure the genophage?

What ... exactly ... was your mistake, Mordin?

THIS! A thousand times this.

Modifié par grey_wind, 15 avril 2013 - 04:39 .

[Xilizhra]

grey_wind wrote...

PirateMouse wrote...
Mordin: I made a MISTAKE!

Me: Really? What mistake was that, Mordin? Did you get the numbers wrong somehow? Do krogans suddenly not have a default, pre-genophage birthrate that's around 10,000 times that of humans? Does the genophage not currently allow an average of one viable birth per year per krogan females, which with their lifespans still allows each one to have about 10 times as many children as a human female, each one of which can live about 10 times as long? Were the krogans actually not dropping asteroids on planets and beginning to overwhelm everyone the last time around? Do you have any good reason to believe krogans will just arbitrarily control their own birthrates forever now, despite the fact no other species has ever done this? Are you really relying on Wrex and Eve to somehow do all of this for you when their entire powerbase is built around control of access to fertile females and will evaporate the instant you cure the genophage?

What ... exactly ... was your mistake, Mordin?

THIS! A thousand times this.

Actually, the genophage is now making the krogan go extinct. Which may be a retcon, but whatever.

[Made Nightwing]

Joker: *Snarking about Ashley pulling a gun on Shepard*
Shepard: You got me KILLED because you wouldn't obey orders! You don't get to make statements on the subject of loyalty EVER again!

[PirateMouse]

Xilizhra wrote...

Actually, the genophage is now making the krogan go extinct. Which may be a retcon, but whatever.

Even Wrex admits it's the krogan themselves doing that, if it's actually happening at all.

Frankly, though, I'd choose krogan extinction over curing the genophage.  Tough call, painful call ... but better krogan extinction than everyone else extinction.

[Xilizhra]

PirateMouse wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Actually, the genophage is now making the krogan go extinct. Which may be a retcon, but whatever.

Even Wrex admits it's the krogan themselves doing that, if it's actually happening at all.

Frankly, though, I'd choose krogan extinction over curing the genophage.  Tough call, painful call ... but better krogan extinction than everyone else extinction.

He says that in ME1; the narrative has shifted substantially come ME3.

[Aurora313]

Neria Rose wrote...

Ledgend1221 wrote...

But the most important one.
After mars: "Liara, get the hell off my ship."

Definitely this.

Or even before that.
Shepard: Hold up TIM. Can you smash Liara's usless head in instead?

[Dieb]

I just been there again yesterday. I have the same though ever since the very first time I played it:

Shepard: "Udina has deceived you all. He collaborated with Cerberus in an attempt to assassinate Councilor Valern!"
Udina: "You've got nothing to prove that!!"

*absolute silence*

Shepard: "...yeah, that's what an innocent man, who's absolutely caught off-guard by my accusations, would say."
Udina: "Uhm, I meant... uh.. What? No, Valern is my FAVOURITE councilor! And.. and... the Commander once said he sounds Armin Shimerman when he talks!"
Shepard: "Claim dismissed."

Made Nightwing wrote...

Joker: *Snarking about Ashley pulling a gun on Shepard*
Shepard: You got me KILLED because you wouldn't obey orders! You don't get to make statements on the subject of loyalty EVER again!

Hey, that's a good one.

Modifié par Baelrahn, 15 avril 2013 - 09:46 .

[wiccame]

To EDI in Bryson's lab while finding clues where Anne Bryson went.
Does this help....no
Does this help....no
Does this help....no
S...Tell me again why your here!

[robertthebard]

VS after the coup:

Paragon Interrupt: Bang

[Argolas]

Catalyst: It is now in your power to destroy us. But I think that's a bad idea.
Shepard: There has to be another way.
Me: Oh, really Shepard?

Catalyst: Or you could control us.
Shepard: So the Illusive Man was right after all.
Me: REALLY?

Catalyst: You know, Synthesis is awesome.
Shepard: Why didn't you do it earlier?
Me: Okay, that's it. *ragequit*

[BronzTrooper]

jacob taylor416 wrote...

The entire conversation with the catalyst.
Too long to actually post.

[wright1978]

ME3 has a wide range of horrendous dialogue. Despite tough competion for horrendous moments i have to say into to ME3 takes the biscuit

"This isn't about stategy or tactics!"
I'd happily take this changed to
"This may all come down to strategy and tactics."

[knightnblu]

Shepard never calls Williams on her bad behavior on Horizon. He never calls her on how she treated him like her grandfather was treated after Shan Xi given that both faced choices beyond their control. He never addresses that she abandoned him while he was incarcerated because she was ashamed of him. He always lets her slip by with a wink and a nod and that just chafes. Williams' nickname should be slip 'n slide because she just slips and slides out of responsibility for her actions. That is the one moment I wish that I had been the writer.