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[Shinobu]

Now that I've completed the Mass Effect challenge I'm trying to finish off the rest of the challenges just to have something to work toward. I don't think I'll ever do the platinum solo, but I'd like to finish off the platinum waves for Map Mastery. While I can hold my own, I'm not able to clutch, so I'd prefer to play with friends rather than PUGs.

Map: Games needed
Ghost: Done!
White: Done!
Dagger: Done!
Glacier: 3
Reactor: Done!
Condor: 3
Hydra: 2
Jade: 2
Goddess: 2
Rio: 1
Vancouver: 2
London: 1
Giant: Done!
Hazard: Done!

Origin ID: Shinobu211
My manifest:
http://social.biowar...211&platform=pc
Mic: Yes, also Mumble
Time zone: EST, but I'll probably only be doing Plat during the day. I play Gold with a regular group from 9-11pm.
Consumables: Yes, and will use them.
Cheating: No, except for Warp/Incendiary ammo abuse.
Bait and switch: While I actually AM female, I'm older than Stardusk. Got you to click, though.
Korean race model? Nope! Peg-legged sumo wrestler.
Glitzy tagline: Hey, PC ultra-1337z! Tired of your Platinum matches going too smoothly? Add me!

Still not convinced? Here's what some BSN members have been quoted out of context to say about me:

UnknownMercenary: "She's a pre-pubescent boy."
Grinch57: "Not...much help...but...made me smile. Older than dirt."
JediHarbinger: "Not cool."
VAFeuerstein: "Probably won't help with... overall productivity."
cowwy: "...awkward." "It's almost like you play with your peg leg instead of your hands."
jkthunder: "...a cat hoarder. Walk on her."
Tallgeese_VII: "Suspicious."
Di-Datau: "A Thai ladyboy."
Litefire:"Only slightly less worse than grinding out the 200 waves for sooooo many on commando."
GohanOwns: "I stopped playing."
Dunvi: "Just... silly."
MP-Ryan: "Like a drug dealer fleeing from an entire metropolitan police force."
Paynez: "Kinda lacking."
Blennus: "A jellyfish."
mrs_anomaly: "Stuck in the...ghetto."
cdzander: "Plenty old."
Deerber: "It was... bad."
HolyAvenger: "I had a lolwut moment."
Geist.H: " Inherently evil. Noob."
kouzrah: "I met Shinobu. She's...an...ape."
OperatingWookie: "OP is a...butt. That is all."
k1ngl1ves: "OP...cut up...my...duct tape. Repeatedly."
thewalrusx: "She's...500 pounds, has a peg leg and 100 cats...if you...happen to be into those things..."
Cyanide483: "Played with the OP. Total bummer."
And finally:
EdAndEinBebop: "If she really is a girl then she would have tons of real life friends helping her out instead seeking attention in an online forum."

Modifié par Shinobu, 09 août 2013 - 01:22 .

[HolyAvenger]

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(also you can add me, I pretty much play plat exclusively these days)

[Mzzl]

I would have helped you, if it wasn't for the "(P.S. I'm female)"

Girls have cooties

[IllusiveManJr]

Where's the proof you're female? These claims must be backed up.
Edit: Fixed word use. 

Modifié par IllusiveManJr, 14 avril 2013 - 07:29 .

[UnknownMercenary]

IllusiveManJr wrote...

Where's the proof your female? These claims must be backed up.

I've played with her before through mutual friends and I can confirm that from voice chat. That or she's a pre-pubescent boy.

[Shinobu]

HolyAvenger wrote...

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(also you can add me, I pretty much play plat exclusively these days)

I eagerly await the scorn of the BSN.

FR will be sent shortly.

[Deerber]

Lol. This thread has 4 replies and is already very full of win!

[cegr25]

My ID's in my sig. I'll probably be on a bit later tonight.

[JediHarbinger]

Well..

Hello OP...

You come here often?

[Kalas Magnus]

just use juggs reegar

or better yet mod your files

[Shinobu]

UnknownMercenary wrote...

IllusiveManJr wrote...

Where's the proof your female? These claims must be backed up.

I've played with her before through mutual friends and I can confirm that from voice chat. That or she's a pre-pubescent boy.

I've decided that from now on when people ask "Are you female or just really young?" my answer is going to be "Yes."

[JediHarbinger]

Ok...

Not cool bruh!

You crossed da line...

[Grinch57]

OP, I'm not a platinum person, so I'd not be much help to you, but your thread was well done, made me smile.

//signed//

another older than dirt BSN member

[Shinobu]

JediHarbinger wrote...

Ok...

Not cool bruh!

You crossed da line...

Huh? I don't get it.

[zed888]

I'm game, origin id same as username here. US mountain. I play most evenings and will be on in a couple hours.

[jakenou]

Shinobu!! I didn't realize you got BoB! I'm kinda almost there. I will totally plat with you when I get everyone leveled back up - hopefully soon. Don't worry - no rocket speedruns lol

[oO Stryfe Oo]

"P.S. I'm female"

This is gonna bring out BSN's weirdest.

Subscribed...

[Maximanimo]

Paynez wrote...

Deerber wrote...

Lol. This thread has 4 replies and is already very full of win!

Bi-winning

hah

[VAFeuerstein]

I've played with you a few times but apparently never added you.

and just a heads up, the "I'm female" advert probably won't help with the overall productivity of this thread...

[cowwy]

Well this is awkward. I already have you added...

Anyway I'll be willing to help out but I won't be on today for a long while.

[jakenou]

UnknownMercenary wrote...

IllusiveManJr wrote...

Where's the proof your female? These claims must be backed up.

I've played with her before through mutual friends and I can confirm that from voice chat. That or she's a pre-pubescent boy.

Nah. She's a cat hoarder - proven female quality. I've heard them through her mic and have seen what they can do when they want to walk on her keyboard in-game

[JediHarbinger]

She's not a woman....

She's a man, man!

*Austin Powers reference*