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[Faust29A]

stysiaq wrote...

Denouncing armiger Turians for steroids and praising AIU in one post? Seems legit.

But seriously, the genderless vorchas (or were they hemaphrodites? Don't remember) reign supreme.

As for the innie-outie argument, check out female spotted hyenas. Themoreyouknow.jpg

I was under the impression that Vorcha were male except for their queen, the GIGAVORCHA.

[Twinkles DeVere]

Deerber wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Deerber wrote...

Oh, my. It's been a while sine the last thread of this kind came out. I'm glad they're not over! 

Hopefully this time it won't end that bad, without Sirian playing  being a  douchebag...

Corrected 

Well, I'm not that sure that he's actually a douchebag. I played with him sometimes and he was quite a nice guy in game. But on bsn/youtube he's just an ass. My theory is that he's got some inferiority complex and acts like a douche in every place where more than 2/3 persons hear/read him to compensate, but it might be me always needing to believe the best of people :happy:

You're probably right. I've met (work with, am related to, etc.... lol) a few people who act like d*cks because they are either insecure or not very happy & think thats the way to get respect. It's kinda sad.

(Is that a bit deep for BSN?)

Erm... so...

...

Ladies. We're the best. Our mighty powers come from here ----->  ( . )( . )

Modifié par Twinkles DeVere, 16 avril 2013 - 10:15 .

[mybudgee]

^describes me...

Modifié par mybudgee, 16 avril 2013 - 10:22 .

[XPERIA_Z]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

People who act like d*cks because they are either insecure or not very happy & think thats the way to get respect. It's kinda sad.

(Is that a bit deep for BSN?)

Loltrue. Reminds me of dark gamers, literally dark gamers who plays on lolfaketouchpad. :D:D:D

[Twinkles DeVere]

mybudgee wrote...

^describes me...

[Caldari Ghost]

LegionofRannoch wrote...


the AIU outperforms the geth.

no.

the cabal restores shields, has teleport and poison.. this girl is prepared. the dudes have stupid jetpacks and steroids.. pshh

This is just biased cherrypicking.

same goes for the female quarians and the male quarians... the male quarians "need" their arc grenades to get the job done..  dont make me laugh!

same as the turians. there is no "alpha" class here.

the female quarians need no such thing, cryo and incinerate puts a beating to the enemies, even the paladin is jealous! he has to cheat with snap freeze..for shame paladin.. for shame..

ths is just ridiculous.


I agree with everything else though. humor ftw.

[Caldari Ghost]

LegionofRannoch wrote...

VoidNeXus 000 wrote...

LegionofRannoch wrote...

n7 shadow is better with a sword than the n7 slayer. like really? thats kinda sad.

Slayer damage reduction says hi.

the AIU outperforms the geth.

AIU is only easier to use.

N7 slayer has "protection"

AIU outperforms the geth with survival.. if a geth bleeds out he is useless, meanwhile the AIU is up and running killing things.

RM has a dps threshold. anything that would screw a geth would still screw a aiu.

[Caldari Ghost]

capitao_ratao29 wrote...

The males quarian are infinitely superior than females quarian......
And the most dps character is the geth infiltrator, but he's a robot and don't count as a male

damn, there goes my female geth.......

[sobit]

asari arent female you humanocentric b*tch! female is the counterpart of the male (and the other way round), the absence of a second gender makes it laughable to label asari as one of a set. they give birth? well they not only concieve but also impregnate. thats like saying snails are male.

apart from that: female supremacism is feminism's doom. and even if you try to troll with this sh*t, you still propagate the idea, it's the same with rape jokes.

in conclusion: not even mad, 2/10 made me reply, sh*tty troll, t*ts or gtfo, yadda yadda

well actually, a little bit mad.

Modifié par sobit, 16 avril 2013 - 12:11 .

[N7-RedFox]

TGI owns all. High shield count, decent health count, huge damage that you can alternate between by using Cloak, followed by Stimpacks, followed by cloak etc. Sure AIU can get back up with Repair matrix but the fact is, TGI never has to fall down in the first place if you keep him well stocked on grenades for Stims. Flesh him out with a Harrier or Lancer + Warfighter Gear V and you're a total machine.

Dodge? What do I need dodge for when I can blast everything and use a Stimpack every time I get hit in the face by a Banshee warp?

[Ziegrif]

The AIU better than the Geth?

NOT ON MY WATCH!

[d_nought]

Thread needs more of the artist formerly known as Ashen Earth

Various other fabled warriors only proficient in the use of the Geth Infiltration Unit are also acceptable.

Modifié par d_nought, 16 avril 2013 - 02:28 .

[Maurader Sackboy]

Rusty Ey3 wrote...
...Point was that Geth don't have genders.

But they LOOK sort of man-ish.  Guess it was their creators made'em look that way.

[Maurader Sackboy]

sobit wrote...
...  apart from that: female supremacism is feminism's doom. and even if you try to troll with this sh*t, you still propagate the idea, it's the same with rape jokes.

Nah, great thread -- clever and funny (hey, I've been a radical feminist from back in the '70's).  OBVIOUSLY the original post was literary hyperbole.

"Hyperbole is a fundamental part of both burlesque writing and the 'tall tales' from Western America. The conscious overstatements of these tales are forms of hyperbole."

Well done, OP.

[MrStoob]

mybudgee wrote...

I meant to say: Insecure/weak chicks are SO very sexy

Oh, and daddy issues are ok too...

Girl:  "I love my dad."
Boy: "Oh..."
Girl:  "But my step-dad..."
Boy: "Go on..."

[hong]

Maurader Sackboy wrote...

Rusty Ey3 wrote...
...Point was that Geth don't have genders.

But they LOOK sort of man-ish.  Guess it was their creators made'em look that way.

Actually, I'm pretty sure the geth jiggly bum is the same as the female quarian jiggly bum. Hubba hubba!

[MasterPeras]

Yes they are

[Saints]

Seriously. Asari are not female. Yes males are attracted to them as females but still. That being said. Who's to say there is not opposite gender versions of Fury or TGI? Bioware most likely didn't put them down because of time restraints/People WILL complain sadly.

[EddieZaic]

hong wrote...

Maurader Sackboy wrote...

Rusty Ey3 wrote...
...Point was that Geth don't have genders.

But they LOOK sort of man-ish.  Guess it was their creators made'em look that way.

Actually, I'm pretty sure the geth jiggly bum is the same as the female quarian jiggly bum. Hubba hubba!

Geth don't have the hips to carry DAT ASS

[Deerber]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Deerber wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Deerber wrote...

Oh, my. It's been a while sine the last thread of this kind came out. I'm glad they're not over! 

Hopefully this time it won't end that bad, without Sirian playing  being a  douchebag...

Corrected 

Well, I'm not that sure that he's actually a douchebag. I played with him sometimes and he was quite a nice guy in game. But on bsn/youtube he's just an ass. My theory is that he's got some inferiority complex and acts like a douche in every place where more than 2/3 persons hear/read him to compensate, but it might be me always needing to believe the best of people :happy:

You're probably right. I've met (work with, am related to, etc.... lol) a few people who act like d*cks because they are either insecure or not very happy & think thats the way to get respect. It's kinda sad.

(Is that a bit deep for BSN?)

Yeah, I was afraid it was a bit too deep too  But I knew I could afford that, with you...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Erm... so...

...

Ladies. We're the best. Our mighty powers come from here ----->  ( . )( . )

Uhm. Yeah. Agreed, but... Scratch what I said earlier, haha! 

[Angry_Elcor]

EddieZaic wrote...

Technology is there to make life easier not harder.
To you PC gaming seems easy because you're a console "gamer", you have limitations on everything, you are too slow and not very flexable, your hardware is several years old, you have to pay to play online, you have horrible controls, you have no mod support, etc.

Since all PC gamers are on the same level, way above any console gamer's, everything that seems easier to you is basic to us. On PC, we're fighting several levels above you, in order to survive you need to be alot faster and aggressive than on a console.

Ex.: I played the console version of BF3, not only it looks horrible compared to PC version, the players are alot more casual (or just plain stupid), stabbing someone is alot easier there than on PC, because on PC people are far more aware of their surroundings.

And modding isn't hacking, it's something the consoles don't have because of limitations.

Ex.: If TF2 was a console exclusive game, it would've died long ago, but since Valve is supporting modding and PC gaming, TF2 is still alive thanks to the modding community.

And using the hacking as an equivalent to peasant is just sad, because hacking is not an issue on PC nor a fact, but the peasant thing is partially true.

PC gaming is alot more challenging than console. And it's not just a bald statement, the facts are above you.
We are superior in every way possible. (expect racing and fighting games, the only thing a console is good for)

Interesting piece of creative writing. Looks like it was written with an Xbox interface. Why not use a keyboard? Would have involved fewer errors. Always bad practice to go throwing your "rightness" around when you're still working on the language.

My technology makes me harder. That's what I pay it for. See, my PC is for important things, like porn and work. Consoles are for gaming.

Thanks for saying consolers are stupid, though. I've felt that way for a long time. Why does no one else have the balls to say these things? We need heroes like you.

Say, your typing skills are awesome. Only about every second sentence has spelling mistakes. You must make great use of that Text Chat function in ME 3. I'm sure you're rarely misunderstood.

Other people get hung up on contradicting themselves, but you're above all that, it's great. It's "easier" and "harder" on Console, and "easier" and "harder" on PC. By the way, when did all PC gamers end up on the same level? Did they all move together, on the same day? Was Bill Gates there, handing out Windows 3.1 machines, saying "Everyone has to lower themselves to the weakest machine still in official use somewhere in the world?"

Hmm, this wasn't as entertaining as I thought it would be, after all. Boring, sir. This is boring. I will find someone else with poor debate skills and a massive ego to mock, for you are not cutting it.

Modifié par Angry_Elcor, 16 avril 2013 - 02:04 .

[White Flag]

Neither Asari nor AIU are female

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Ladies. We're the best. Our mighty powers come from here ----->  ( . )( . )

*faints*

[sobit]

Maurader Sackboy wrote...

sobit wrote...
-snip-

Nah, great thread -- clever and funny (hey, I've been a radical feminist from back in the '70's).  OBVIOUSLY the original post was literary hyperbole.

"Hyperbole is a fundamental part of both burlesque writing and the 'tall tales' from Western America. The conscious overstatements of these tales are forms of hyperbole."

Well done, OP.

wait, are you actually serious? or is what will follow trolls trolling trolls?

if the former, what exactly about this was funny or clever? so you say if I had done exactly the same thing but with genders swapped, it would still be funny and clever?

[SilentStep79]

my GI just got a skirt.

contest over now.