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[Learn To Love Yourself]

cowwy wrote...

Don't you have a wife?

https://encrypted-tb...APHYE30sHK85oHy

Yeah, mail order.  Things were going great until she learned to speak English.  When I met her, she was butt nekkid, riding on a Zebra.  Now she wants half.

Edit: 30!  Mission accomplished!  *pats self on back*  *finds cowwy*  <- space capitalized

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 18 avril 2013 - 09:47 .

[dumdum2]

megabeast37215 wrote...

dumdum2 wrote...

megabeast37215 wrote...

dumdum2 wrote...
Still, as it is not really about making the players better (intelligence, reaction time, finger coordination, spatial awareness etc.) you might as well just show them how to edit their coalesced.bin file and then they could make the game just as easy as they need for their current skill level.

You're trying too hard. L2troll...

Are you implying that my statement is wrong?

Yes... yes I am. Teaching people how to make a Banshee stop jumping, a Crab stop flying, how to stagger a boss (the cooldown), how to control a Phantom (trivialize her with headshots in her bubble, stagger her and prevent the bubble, etc.)... these are things good players do. I really don't care about your opinion... you have brought nothing to this thread but pure stupidity and trollish BS. You are literally a waste of space here. I know you won't stop... because you're getting your rocks off by trying to troll the group (poorly I might add)... but I'm done with you. Now go back under the bridge troll... or go play in traffic... your choice.

I love you too. Just too bad that you have such a narrow point of view on these things, time to think outside the box I would say.

But yes, time to go to bed here, take care and good luck with everything 

[FlashAK]

dumdum2 wrote...

FlashAK wrote...

Wow, you really do live up to your name here.

If the discussion is way out of your league and impossible for you to comprehend then I feel sorry for you.

I am marking words here, a "better" player is not what you think it is. An "easier" way to play the game is what it is.

Save the sympathy for yourself. You've long had a reputation on BSN for being exactly what your name is.

[Zjarcal]

dumbdumb2 wrote...

Original Stikman wrote...

not everyone enjoys playign the game as a drell with a javelin/claymore, the wrong mods, consumables, and then eating laxatives to put them under a time limit

Still, as it is not really about making the players better (intelligence, reaction time, finger coordination, spatial awareness etc.) you might as well just show them how to edit their coalesced.bin file and then they could make the game just as easy as they need for their current skill level.

Fixed.

You shouldn't talk about intelligence, you don't have any.

[cowwy]

Jack Crapper wrote...

cowwy wrote...

Don't you have a wife?

https://encrypted-tb...APHYE30sHK85oHy

Yeah, mail order.  Things were going great until she learned to speak English.  When I met her, she was butt nekkid, riding on a Zebra.  Now she wants half.

Edit: 30!  Mission accomplished!  *pats self on back*  *finds cowwy*  <- space capitalized

Ouch. So which half of the zebra do you get? I'd highly recommend the top half, there's a lot more creative things you can do with that half. Like playing chess with it! You can entertain yourself for hours on end, though moving the hooves without knocking stuff over is pretty difficult. I'd advise you to shield your valuables before you bring it in.

Also congrats on 30, now on to the elephant in the room (which is even more annoying than a zebra) the Eviscerator is better than the Graal.

[UnknownMercenary]

Somebody call Kenny Loggins because this thread is in the danger zone

[dumdum2]

FlashAK wrote...
Save the sympathy for yourself. You've long had a reputation on BSN for being exactly what your name is.

Amazing 

Zjarcal wrote...

dumbdumb2 wrote...

Fixed.

You shouldn't talk about intelligence, you don't have any.

Well, thanks, I would never have known that the English translation for the Swedish word "dum" would be "dumb" if you hadn't made that modification. You really are a smart one aren't you? 

Modifié par dumdum2, 18 avril 2013 - 09:57 .

[Slojack]

I keep hoping this turn out to be a Troll on the entire BSN. All these guys are actually friends and just having a bit of fun.

Im also hoping they bring back Firefly

[Slojack]

In dumdums defense. Dum dums are another name for hollow point bullets.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

cowwy wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

cowwy wrote...

Don't you have a wife?

https://encrypted-tb...APHYE30sHK85oHy

Yeah, mail order.  Things were going great until she learned to speak English.  When I met her, she was butt nekkid, riding on a Zebra.  Now she wants half.

Edit: 30!  Mission accomplished!  *pats self on back*  *finds cowwy*  <- space capitalized

Ouch. So which half of the zebra do you get? I'd highly recommend the top half, there's a lot more creative things you can do with that half. Like playing chess with it! You can entertain yourself for hours on end, though moving the hooves without knocking stuff over is pretty difficult. I'd advise you to shield your valuables before you bring it in.

Also congrats on 30, now on to the elephant in the room (which is even more annoying than a zebra) the Eviscerator is better than the Graal.

Good thinking on the Zebra, but I chose the outer half.  Bahahah.

Since I can never hit headshots, I agree about the Eviscerator.  <-- console scrub

Also, for those of you who live in parks containing trailers, like me, I am starting SpectRedn-X
Since I'm a minimist, feel free to apply in this very thread. 

[Angry_Elcor]

Wow. I haven't seen so many trolls try so hard, and fail so badly, since reading The Hobbit as a kid. You guys should do what I do. Instead of trolling better players (unsuccessfully,) start over with a fresh manifest. Jump in to a random Gold lobby, get carried a few times to build the credits for a few decent guns. Deliberately avoid Challenges. If it looks like you're about to get a Challenge, switch guns. Use only Vanilla Humans, because you don't get challenge points for Waves/Extractions.

Then start wrecking the scoreboard as a low N7 with no Challenge Points. It's fun. And, it has added benefits. It makes you feel like a man (don't worry ladies, it's a good feeling.) And it makes your penis grow (don't worry ladies, it's a good feeling.)

Or you could keep whinging in the forums about it. That'll make you look like a kick-ass player, for sure.

[TBLKNIGHT]

Notorious P I G wrote...

TBLKNIGHT wrote...

There should be a group for people that tried out but didn't get in. It should be called........I got nothing.....anyone else?

You can join S.P.E.C.T.A.T.O.R.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've never tried out 

[dumdum2]

Slojack wrote...

I keep hoping this turn out to be a Troll on the entire BSN. All these guys are actually friends and just having a bit of fun.

Im also hoping they bring back Firefly

Not really, I am having fun but I believe these guys are actually serious if I would be judging them by their reactions. Like a bunch of children teaming up when someone is being bad to them 

[dumdum2]

Slojack wrote...

In dumdums defense. Dum dums are another name for hollow point bullets.

No, the word "dum" is from Sweden and it actually means "dumb", so he got that translation right 

[Zjarcal]

dumdum2 wrote...

Well, thanks, I would never have known that the English translation for the Swedish word "dum" would be "dumb" if you hadn't made that modification. You really are a smart one aren't you? 

Yes, I believe you need to be told just how incredibly stupid you are in as many different ways as possible for you to realize it.

[Original Twigman]

Angry_Elcor wrote...

Wow. I haven't seen so many trolls try so hard, and fail so badly, since reading The Hobbit as a kid. You guys should do what I do. Instead of trolling better players (unsuccessfully,) start over with a fresh manifest. Jump in to a random Gold lobby, get carried a few times to build the credits for a few decent guns. Deliberately avoid Challenges. If it looks like you're about to get a Challenge, switch guns. Use only Vanilla Humans, because you don't get challenge points for Waves/Extractions.

Then start wrecking the scoreboard as a low N7 with no Challenge Points. It's fun. And, it has added benefits. It makes you feel like a man (don't worry ladies, it's a good feeling.) And it makes your penis grow (don't worry ladies, it's a good feeling.)

Or you could keep whinging in the forums about it. That'll make you look like a kick-ass player, for sure.

i was hoping to try this on PS3 this week... but i don't think my fam has PS3 plus...

would love to try it out.... I think my mind would be blown seeing a spawn nuking scrub with a level 1 mantis, no weapon mods, and a crap gear mod.

Modifié par Original Stikman, 18 avril 2013 - 10:02 .

[Grammaton Dryad]

dumdum2 wrote...

I love you too. Just too bad that you have such a narrow point of view on these things, time to think outside the box I would say.

But yes, time to go to bed here, take care and good luck with everything 

• Tells others to be "open-minded" in a debate when they are not open to changing their stance.

• Claims to go to bed & being done with discussion.

• Posts multiple times more to respond to others.

Conclusion: you = mad bro. (probably due to creative differences)

Result: I enjoy lulz

[dumdum2]

Zjarcal wrote...

dumdum2 wrote...

Well, thanks, I would never have known that the English translation for the Swedish word "dum" would be "dumb" if you hadn't made that modification. You really are a smart one aren't you? 

Yes, I believe you need to be told just how incredibly stupid you are in as many different ways as possible for you to realize it.

When did we come on bad terms with each other? 

Also, wow, people on forums are really really serious about their gaming stuff 

[jakenou]

Slojack wrote...

Im also hoping they bring back Firefly

I thought I was over that by now, but you reminded me I'm really not. Thanks for that.

dumdum2 wrote...

Original Stikman wrote...

I'll say it again, if anyone is interested, PM me. I will also be hosting a "tutoring" session, teaching players some key parts of how to improve their gameplay that isn't common knowledge

like:

Dealing with elite bosses (how to make them respond to you rather than you respond to them
Which mods belong on which guns
Primers and how to use them for what purpose
what consumables you should put on what
etc.

People only need to keep things like that in mind if they want this game to be toooooooo easy. It doesn't make them better players but it makes the game easier for said players.

A lot of elit scrubs think that they are really amazing players when in reality they just make the game as easy as possible to hide how bad they really are 

Wat.... this makes no sense. It sounds like you're saying that learning game mechanics and enemy weakness takes no skill, while simply shooting stuff till it's dead is what actually takes skill??

[Angry_Elcor]

Original Stikman wrote...

i was hoping to try this on PS3 this week... but i don't think my fam has PS3 plus...

would love to try it out.... I think my mind would be blown seeing a spawn nuking scrub with a level 1 mantis, no weapon mods, and a crap gear mod.

Doesn't cost anything (for a PSN profile.) And it actually is fun (though I jest about "avoiding Challenges," mostly...) It's a good thing I don't have a mic for PS 3, though. All that maniacal laughing would probably perturb the PuGs.

[lastofthefive0s]

Slojack wrote...

Im also hoping they bring back Firefly

Me too.  Loved that show.  Can't count how many times I've done marathon watching of the entire thing, plus the movie on Netflix in a 24-hour period.  Something about the cast, the sets, the episodes just made me fall in love right from the start.  Too bad Fox owns the rights to it, doubt it'll ever come back.

*Two-by-two, hands of blue*

[GallowsPole]

I feel zebras, mail order wives can only mean Eddie Murphy was channeled.

[dumdum2]

jkthunder wrote...

Wat.... this makes no sense. It sounds like you're saying that learning game mechanics and enemy weakness takes no skill, while simply shooting stuff till it's dead is what actually takes skill??

Go back and think about it for a bit.

Why do some people die a lot in this game with a full team while others have no problem to solo gold or platinum without dying once? You have to react fast, you have to know where enemies are all the time, you need to play intelligent. The better you are at those things the better of a player you will become. If you are just learning the game mechanics you give yourself a crutch, but for a lot of people that is not enough.

Give a basketball player a place as a midfielder in soccer, he might be terrible at using his feets together with a ball even though his hands are amazing for the same purpose. He might have a very good awareness on a small basketball court but on a bigger soccer field he can't keep track of what's going on. Give him all the knowledge that he needs to be a really good player and he will still not be good, and why is that? Because he is not a good soccer player! 

(my example is not meant to include every player, but it is a fixed scenario and you get the idea)

[TMB903]

Stik man if you are able to hop on a PS3 hit me up for a couple of matches.

[Angry_Elcor]

dumdum2 wrote...

Original Stikman wrote...

I'll say it again, if anyone is interested, PM me. I will also be hosting a "tutoring" session, teaching players some key parts of how to improve their gameplay that isn't common knowledge

like:

Dealing with elite bosses (how to make them respond to you rather than you respond to them
Which mods belong on which guns
Primers and how to use them for what purpose
what consumables you should put on what
etc.

People only need to keep things like that in mind if they want this game to be toooooooo easy. It doesn't make them better players but it makes the game easier for said players.

A lot of elit scrubs think that they are really amazing players when in reality they just make the game as easy as possible to hide how bad they really are 

The only thing I ever remember of yours was a couple of threads exaggerating your own accomplishments, whilst - and at the same time - belittling the accomplishments of others. That is some epic **** right there. And it's way more impressive than learning game mechanics. You rock.