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screwoffreg wrote...

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Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


That role is already filled by the Asari though.

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screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

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Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.


Well, they are curvaceous hips.  In the Middle Ages, they might be referred to as good "child bearing" ones as well.  Then again, a Quarian-Human child?  Who knows...

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Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

Sex scenes in Mass Effect are extraordinarily brief and not meant to be arousing, I doubt anyone is obsessing over 'doing' Tali. 

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Why would anyone persue anything more than a platonic relationship with a Quarian when there is some perfectly good YEOMAN on-board I'll never understand.

...I am interested to see what a Quarian looks like, though.

Modifié par T1l, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:00 .


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Good god.

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brunomalta wrote...

Good god.



What else are we supposed to talk about?  The depressing world situation and the exceedingly tiny chance it will change?  This is escapism at its finest.

Modifié par screwoffreg, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:03 .


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TheAnima wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

Sex scenes in Mass Effect are extraordinarily brief and not meant to be arousing, I doubt anyone is obsessing over 'doing' Tali. 


Read the posts and you will find to your dismay (I hope) that there are many obsessing about this very thing.....:sick:

Modifié par Darht Jayder, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:03 .


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Darht Jayder wrote...

TheAnima wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

Sex scenes in Mass Effect are extraordinarily brief and not meant to be arousing, I doubt anyone is obsessing over 'doing' Tali. 


Read the posts and you will find to your dismay (I hope) that there are many obsessing about this very thing.....:sick:

Oh the humanity!

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Talimance confirmed by one review.

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GodWood wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

TheAnima wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

Sex scenes in Mass Effect are extraordinarily brief and not meant to be arousing, I doubt anyone is obsessing over 'doing' Tali. 


Read the posts and you will find to your dismay (I hope) that there are many obsessing about this very thing.....:sick:

Oh the humanity!

indeed

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

Talimance confirmed by one review.


which one?

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

Talimance confirmed by one review.


No link?  No love.Image IPB

Tali is only 24, so how old would Shepherd be if they were to become close?  He's robbing the Quarian cradle!!!

Modifié par screwoffreg, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:13 .


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I wouldn't call it confirmed. By use of wordplay and the like, the author of that particular review makes it almost abundantly clear he has not actually played the game, or that's the intention he seems to be expressing in the article.

A Talimance is still 99% confirmed at this point (Thanks to numerous Dev posts and Casey Hudson's own revealing choice of words in a prior interview), but there still really isn't any absolute proof to push it into the 100% mark.

Still, it's pretty much a done deal from my stand point. My only question now is Tali male only, with FemShep's getting Garrus, or is Tali bi - We'll find out soon enough.

As for the link, it's pretty much pointless to post it. It'll get removed lickety split.

Modifié par Matdeception, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:13 .


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izmirtheastarach wrote...

Talimance confirmed by one review.


I get the feeling you're talking about the one posted earlier.  If they don't explicitly say "Tali is a love interest!" or something along those lines, then it's not confirmed in my book.

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

Talimance confirmed by one review.

He didn't actually play the game, he was only guessing

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Darht Jayder wrote...

GodWood wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

TheAnima wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

Sex scenes in Mass Effect are extraordinarily brief and not meant to be arousing, I doubt anyone is obsessing over 'doing' Tali. 


Read the posts and you will find to your dismay (I hope) that there are many obsessing about this very thing.....:sick:

Oh the humanity!

indeed

I was being sarcastic/mocking you my friend. Image IPB

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GodWood wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

GodWood wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

TheAnima wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.

Sex scenes in Mass Effect are extraordinarily brief and not meant to be arousing, I doubt anyone is obsessing over 'doing' Tali. 


Read the posts and you will find to your dismay (I hope) that there are many obsessing about this very thing.....:sick:

Oh the humanity!

indeed

I was being sarcastic/mocking you my friend. Image IPB


I figured as much.  I was negating it by pretending you agreed with me.;)

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screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Talimance.....ugh.......*shudder*



Whether there is a romance or not, I am curious as to what the Quarians look like.  The big reveal when her helmet comes off, as it most likely inevitably should, will be a sight.  Will she be angelic, like the Vorlons from Babylon 5?  Or will she be distinctly alien?  If we go by James Cameron's Avatar criteria, they designed the aliens so that even a human would want to "do" them.


Of course it would be interesting to see what a quarian looks like.....but all anyone has to go off of right now is hips!?! and pronged appendages hence my shuddering at this obsession with "doing the nasty" with Tali.


Well, they are curvaceous hips.  In the Middle Ages, they might be referred to as good "child bearing" ones as well.  Then again, a Quarian-Human child?  Who knows...


Does the same logic apply to any species?  how about a well hip-endowed platypus?

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T1l wrote...

Why would anyone persue anything more than a platonic relationship with a Quarian when there is some perfectly good YEOMAN on-board I'll never understand.

...I am interested to see what a Quarian looks like, though.


What the hell is a "YEOMAN"? I imagine its Chinese people for some reason... :unsure:

Edit: Wow. I was way off. :?

Modifié par KingAtlas, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:28 .


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Darht Jayder wrote...

Does the same logic apply to any species?  how about a well hip-endowed platypus?


If it was a sentient and good looking platypus, perhaps.

Anyway, to the topic.  Even if there IS a Tali romance, of which I am not convinced that there is, I imagine it will be more along the lines of being "cutesy" and romantic than the more physical in your face ones Shepherd can choose it.  It will probably end with extreme cuddling, if anything.  Remember Tali doesn't like being so "alone".

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I'm just hoping Tali survives the game. After watching the trailer, and seeing he sliding to what looks to be certain death, i'm not sure. Shepard better grab her hand!

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screwoffreg wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Does the same logic apply to any species?  how about a well hip-endowed platypus?


If it was a sentient and good looking platypus, perhaps.

Anyway, to the topic.  Even if there IS a Tali romance, of which I am not convinced that there is, I imagine it will be more along the lines of being "cutesy" and romantic than the more physical in your face ones Shepherd can choose it.  It will probably end with extreme cuddling, if anything.  Remember Tali doesn't like being so "alone".


Oh...so sentience is the key......as far as Tali is concerned.....here status as "good-looking" is very much in question what with the mask and all.

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I'm beginning to think people like Jayder and Mox will be more disappointed if Tali actually is a love interest, than any of us could ever be if she weren't.



Which means many patches of hair shall be torn out on release day.

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Speaking of romances, I never actually noticed anyone in ME taking a shower or "primping" themselves in any way. And what DO aliens smell like? The countless questions...