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[ElectroNeonPanda]

Newbs not noobs.

Noob.

[trytoremember]

Thanks

[gnorke]

Had thought so but can't hear sarcasm or the lack thereof in text. That and I'm a little dense

[IamZAE]

I have a better idea.

How about let the leachers be leachers and supposed veterans need to learn how to carry them. Anyone with 600+ hours played should not complain about anyone they need to strap on dat backpack and get to workin

[Lord Nutfork]

I liked the part about "Make sure that your consumables/gear match your loadout (SMG Gun = SMG Amp, etc)"
If I see someone equipping a SMG Amp with a Sniper Rifle then I know something's wrong.

[Disciple888]

IamZAE wrote...

I have a better idea.

How about let the leachers be leachers and supposed veterans need to learn how to carry them. Anyone with 600+ hours played should not complain about anyone they need to strap on dat backpack and get to workin

qft

great man has many parasites

[Oz not Ozzy]

rlucht wrote...

WHOOP WHOOP! Grammar police, pull over they keyboard and keep your hands where we can see them!

You know it helps to know the meaning of the word 'grammar' before you try to use that phrase.

Modifié par Oz not Ozzy, 23 avril 2013 - 11:33 .

[Sulaco_7]

Dunno if sarcastic or not, but still 10/10.

Best one:

If you are going to go down, try to do so near an ammo crate so the person reviving you can get some more ammo while they are picking you up

[omegamantis113]

oh wow this really works!

[Maurader Sackboy]

solomsr wrote...
... be sure to tell them how wonderful they are after the match and that you appreciate the opportunity to play with them ...

I do this naturally when playing with awesome players.  Generally something like:  ".. playing plat/gold with you is easier than playing a bronze pug match!"  And I mean it.

[Psylis]

"If you are going to go down, try to do so near an ammo crate so the person reviving you can get some more ammo while they are picking you up"

That's the best thing I've heard in a while!

[OniGanon]

This thread is amazing.

[Creator Limbs]

This is exactly how I leec...I mean what.

[Mahrac]

But.. but... this means that I was a leecher. I need to rethink my life.

[Necrotron]

I approve of this message!

[Oni Dark Clown]

prostheticlimbs wrote...

This is exactly how I leec...I mean what.

I knew it all along.

[solomsr]

After a few frustrating PUGS the other night, these leechers need to up their tactics. I figured a guide that helps leechers be more efficient was in order because lets face it, in spite of a great game, people would rather just mooch. Which is beyond me.

lrn2play does not get through so maybe "earn more credits quicker" will.

[GiroX-]

FateNeverEnds wrote...

I loved the epeen stroking part.

10/10.

Me too.

As a matter of fact, you can ignore the rest of the guide. There's enough desperate pug players practically begging to get praised for the game.

[CapitateGoose]

solomsr wrote...

For those new players out there that are interested in leeching,
here is a guide for you.............

............................

Yes this leeching strategy involves a little more effort:o, 

This leeching strategy looks more difficult than actual playing the game for real....
On the other hand, even if I don't think I am an elite player, I would like to have some "personal assistant" that uses this method.

Maybe you should post a hiring ad and open an "Elite player/ professional leecher matching agency".

Also what I would like to see is some subsequent adds like : "Elite player with leecher attached, looks for another elite player with leacher for platinum games. We can discuss new strategies and then let our leachers try them out." 

Modifié par CapitateGoose, 24 avril 2013 - 06:55 .

[solomsr]

CapitateGoose wrote...


Maybe you should post a hiring ad and open an "Elite player/ professional leecher matching agency".

That would have been a great viewpoint on the OP.

"Job Opening: Multiplayer Sidekick"

Must be able to do the following: a,b,c

Salary: 200k credits an hour

Modifié par solomsr, 24 avril 2013 - 06:54 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Dobbysaurus wrote...

I thought it said boobs *disappoint* :I

Many credits have been lost to leeching boobs.  Turn that :I upside down.  I:   Wait...

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 24 avril 2013 - 07:14 .

[Squire Rudi]

BEWARE, LEECHERS!

The suggested tactics is dangerously close to actually PLAYING THE GAME. Don't follow each piece of advice in a single game. Pick and choose wisely - otherwise you might actually "contribute".

It's a trap!

*insert Admiral Ackbar meme here*

[Nitrocuban]

Gonna kick you anyway.

[FlowCytometry]

I admit I clicked on the thread feeling like

but as I was reading the OP:


10/10