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[Sailears]

Revenant_Mortalus wrote...

Ah yes, "too much" - the notion that high levels of exposure to the Mass Effect videogames can in some way be detrimental to your well being. We have dismissed this claim...

Lol, nice one.

[Mendelevosa]

When you hop on top of your lover and then say "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 18 février 2010 - 12:30 .

[Akinra]

Mendelevosa wrote...

When you hop on top of your lover and then say "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

The mental picture of this made me chuckle most heartily.

[Rix Raw]

When you run away from a fight shouting "Shields down!".

[Tyfreaky]

When you start looking for 'cover whenever' you go out...



Sadly though... in my neighborhood that is actually a recommended survival skill...

[Litos456]

Hehe, ouch tyfreaky.



You know you've played too much ME2 when someone asks you something you don't want to answer, and you simply look at them and say "No data available".

[UBER GEEKZILLA]

omg everythime i talk to someone i see dialouge bars...WATS WRONG WITH ME

[exploding_turnips]

i think you have played too much mass effect when you begin to speak to others as if you were a hanar.

[exploding_turnips]

XxTaLoNxX wrote...

I wish real life had save points so I can see how that last conversation with my girlfriend would have turned out if I choose the Renegade options....

LOL. Life would definitely be much more entertaining.

[Rix Raw]

XxTaLoNxX wrote...

I wish real life had save points so I can see how that last conversation with my girlfriend would have turned out if I choose the Renegade options....

That would be great, because I keep choosing the wrong answers accidentally while I'm trying to skip cutscenes.

[Fujin05]

Rix Raw wrote...

XxTaLoNxX wrote...

I wish real life had save points so I can see how that last conversation with my girlfriend would have turned out if I choose the Renegade options....

That would be great, because I keep choosing the wrong answers accidentally while I'm trying to skip cutscenes.

^^Laughed at this one...

You know You've played too much Mass Effect when You start punching Reporters immediately when they start  to annoy You...

[Timey254]

When all your thoughts are: "How the hell do I beat the Reapers?" and "I wonder how Quarians look like under those helmets"



Seriously... my head is full of Ideas....

[Jimbe2693]

When Mass Effect gets into your dreams (I dreamt I was inside the derelict reaper)



When you randomly recite ME quotes to yourself

[Magimel]

-When you pull cover every time you're near a wall.

-When people begin to resemble characters in ME

-When the ME universe seems more real than the actual universe

-When you try to quick save in real life

[Rix Raw]

Magimel wrote...

-When you try to quick save in real life

I actually had that once when I was a kid, with a different game though, after a long-long LAN gaming session. I walked outside, saved and proceeded to walk out on to the road to see what it's like being hit by a car - how well it's done. Sounds scary, but it was a really-really long session and I snapped out of it in a second or two.

...

Good times.

[Songhai Serevi]

...When you have played through many times, just to punch everyone one you could and kept track.

...Random hatred for jellyfish.

...Wet dreams about your Love Interest.

...Blaming everything on the reapers.

...Using dreams as valid evidence.

...Imagining every midget to be in a pressure suit and saying "I...Am A Biotic GOD!"

[Revenant_Mortalus]

Rix Raw wrote...

Magimel wrote...

-When you try to quick save in real life

I actually had that once when I was a kid, with a different game though, after a long-long LAN gaming session. I walked outside, saved and proceeded to walk out on to the road to see what it's like being hit by a car - how well it's done. Sounds scary, but it was a really-really long session and I snapped out of it in a second or two.

...

Good times.

Things like this are why my friend Harvey won't let himself play GTA anymore...

[Rix Raw]

Revenant_Mortalus wrote...

Rix Raw wrote...

Magimel wrote...

-When you try to quick save in real life

I actually had that once when I was a kid, with a different game though, after a long-long LAN gaming session. I walked outside, saved and proceeded to walk out on to the road to see what it's like being hit by a car - how well it's done. Sounds scary, but it was a really-really long session and I snapped out of it in a second or two.

...

Good times.

Things like this are why my friend Harvey won't let himself play GTA anymore...

I don't think that can happen normally, really. I mean, the fact that it happened to a nerdy teenager after spending half a day in a dark building, playing the same game the whole time doesn't mean it can happen in a "normal" case.

[mybudgee]

be mindful. overindulgence can lead to musky armpits and weight loss.

[Gingeraids]

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when...



You get an F on a project and expect the 'Mission Failed' music to play as you slowly sink your head into the desk.

[itsdynamitebaby]

When you compare every strip club to Chora's Den



When you ride an elevator and hope for news blurbs



When you wish Las Vegas or Tunica would put in Quasar machines



When you think Michael Vick should have run his dogfights on Tuchanka

[Ileanos07]

Mendelevosa wrote...

When you hop on top of your lover and then say "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

Got.... To.... Try.... This.......... ........ .... Cant.... Resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Revenant_Mortalus]

Rix Raw wrote...

Revenant_Mortalus wrote...

Rix Raw wrote...

Magimel wrote...

-When you try to quick save in real life

I actually had that once when I was a kid, with a different game though, after a long-long LAN gaming session. I walked outside, saved and proceeded to walk out on to the road to see what it's like being hit by a car - how well it's done. Sounds scary, but it was a really-really long session and I snapped out of it in a second or two.

...

Good times.

Things like this are why my friend Harvey won't let himself play GTA anymore...

I don't think that can happen normally, really. I mean, the fact that it happened to a nerdy teenager after spending half a day in a dark building, playing the same game the whole time doesn't mean it can happen in a "normal" case.

yeah, but it DID happen to Harvey, and he's 34...

EDIT: That actually reads more contentious than I meant it to be.  Wasn't trying to be an a*s, just didn't have long to make my post...

Modifié par Revenant_Mortalus, 19 février 2010 - 11:41 .