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When you insist on playing a mini game every time you open your locker.

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Normandy30

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..when you hold up your house key in front your face and its shape reminds you of a mass relay

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You know you play too much Mass Effect when done talking with somebody your eyes slowly shift to the side, followed by your head, and finally your body walks away while trying to hit the X button to skip but you're not holding a controller.



Not mine, from the original boards.

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When someone annoys you and you go to pull out your collapsible hand gun and point it in their face.

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When someone is making disingenuous assertions, and you're waiting for the red left-mouse icon to pop up to hit them in their face.

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... you check your skin for scarring after you refuse to give money to a homeless man.

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When you are sitting at your computer wasting time on the Mass Effect forum while wearing your N7 hoodie surrounded by Mass Effect Lithos on your wall as I am right now.

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When you've finally convinced that one friend who hasn't played ME1/2 yet to buy them because they're on sale at the EA store. ^_^

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You defend yourself in court with: "Oh come on, he was being a total douchebag and the renegade icon popped up, what else was i supposed to do?"

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when you actually think you can get anyone you want in bed... seriously

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When "danceing" means bouncing your head.

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When you have been posting on the forums for 24 hours obsessing over the movie and praying your the threads are being seen by the devs.



Bed time!

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You call the girl you like Siha.

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PnXMarcin1PL

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect when every elevator pisses you off.

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When you go to a planetarium and all you can think about is how you want a reaper to emerge from dark space and scare the hell out of everybody in the theater. True story.

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...when you think women in babushkas are sexy.

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when you think that all you need to do to hack a computer is to find a 3 part code that exactly matches what is given, but you only have like 30 seconds to do it lol

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When a girl asks you out to a date and say ' sorry Tali was there first.'

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When sarcasm beings with Ah yes,"<insert subject here>"...

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Arhka

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When sarcasm beings with Ah yes,"<insert subject here>"...

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Arhka wrote...

When sarcasm beings with Ah yes,""...




Please........help...me............

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Illusivestofmen

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While attempting to have sex in the dark I yell "I can't get a lock on the target!"


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When you finish one playthrough of ME2 and think of how your next one will play out.

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When you study martial arts so that you can mimic the moves of Thane...

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When you study martial arts so that you can mimic the moves of Thane... Image IPB