I'm no good at these but this one popped in my head:
...when everytime you get a cut or scrape you slather hair gel on your wounds because clearly it's medi-gel.
You know you've played too much Mass Effect/Mass Effect 2 when...
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#52
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 05:55
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When you've played through the first game so many times you begin to hate it.
...But then you keep on playing
...But then you keep on playing
#53
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 06:11
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when you do vodo magic on your ME1 game trying to get it to be ME2
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Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:03
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This is really lame but...When I started calling Kaidan Carth.
#55
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:25
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...when every time it snows, you think of Noveria.
...when you dismiss every pilot who isn't a cripple as a wannabe.
...when you re-arrange your bedroom to mimic Shepard's quarters on the SR1.
...when you refer to every tank as a primitive Mako.
...when you fantasize about being Shepard in different movies/tv shows, rather than yourself.
...when you categorize all movie, videogame, comic book, and tv heroes by what ME class they bet fit into.
...when every cow is shifty looking.
...when every time you loose something, you blame the space monkeys of Eletania.
Finally,
...when you find yourself wishing Dr. Michel and Expat were real so you could buy and sell all your things over and over, making a profit on each transaction, thus becoming rich.
...when you dismiss every pilot who isn't a cripple as a wannabe.
...when you re-arrange your bedroom to mimic Shepard's quarters on the SR1.
...when you refer to every tank as a primitive Mako.
...when you fantasize about being Shepard in different movies/tv shows, rather than yourself.
...when you categorize all movie, videogame, comic book, and tv heroes by what ME class they bet fit into.
...when every cow is shifty looking.
...when every time you loose something, you blame the space monkeys of Eletania.
Finally,
...when you find yourself wishing Dr. Michel and Expat were real so you could buy and sell all your things over and over, making a profit on each transaction, thus becoming rich.
Modifié par Old Silverbolt, 16 janvier 2010 - 07:32 .
#56
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:27
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When you look at the periodic table and wonder why there is no Element Zero.
#57
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:33
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...when you start dreaming that you have Mass Effect 2 but you don't.
#58
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:58
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You know you've played Mass Effect too much when, You would gladly give up getting laid in order to play Mass Effect 2 before release.
Or when you are at work and your boss starts ranting about some new policies and you keep looking around for your xbox controller to skip the dialog. Or hit the guide button to pause the dialog while you walk away for 10 minutes.
Or when you are at work and your boss starts ranting about some new policies and you keep looking around for your xbox controller to skip the dialog. Or hit the guide button to pause the dialog while you walk away for 10 minutes.
#59
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 08:17
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SpectreSebz wrote...
you go into a crowded location with two of your friends and start yelling "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"
I could see that happening.
#60
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 09:03
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omg! I did that just last night! (I hated waking up >.<).Splinter Cell 108 wrote...
...when you start dreaming that you have Mass Effect 2 but you don't.
You know you've played too much Mass Effect, when you say something dramatic you automatically clench your fist in front of your face.
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#61
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:19
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you know you've been playing too much mass effect when:
you go to a salesperson and ask to see their human items.
you go to a salesperson and ask to see their human items.
#62
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:25
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..........you save in your head before important things thinking you can reload and redo it 
#63
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:30
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When you consider taking one of your precious three remaining vacation days (at least left until August LOL) to stay home day after release so you can play ALL day without having to share the XBox and let your husband play too.
#64
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:33
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When you not only know who Blasto is, but actually imagined how you would equip him.
#65
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:43
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When you see blue eyeshadow you think of alien prostitutes.
#66
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 06:57
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when you destroy your car trying to drive over mountains
#67
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 07:02
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...when you start searching and downloading all ME-related clips on portals like youtube to keep watching your favourite parts, or even the whole game without actually playing it.
...when you need an excuse and claim it wasn't your fault, because an alien reaper named sovereign took control of your mind.
...when you are in a meeting with co-workers and before the boss enters you implore them to: "Hold the line!"
...when you need an excuse and claim it wasn't your fault, because an alien reaper named sovereign took control of your mind.
...when you are in a meeting with co-workers and before the boss enters you implore them to: "Hold the line!"
#68
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 07:06
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sirisaacx wrote...
When you've played through the first game so many times you begin to hate it.
...But then you keep on playing
>_< So true.
When you're looking forward to Mass Effect 2 more then your girlfriend moving in with you. >_<
#69
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:19
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SkullandBonesmember wrote...
Not funny, more a sad truth. When out of frustration of not being able to get your MaleShep "just right" starting over and over again, you finally can recite the entire first hour and a half of dialogue in your head.
yes! i just started one last play through and found myself running through the first hour word for word
#70
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:22
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...when you say "This one is happy to see you again".
#71
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:23
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...When you start "Falcon Punching" people who make snide insinuations
#72
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:35
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....When you mistake every woman with s3xy hips and wearing a helmet for Tali
#73
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:48
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sirisaacx wrote...
When you've played through the first game so many times you begin to hate it.
...But then you keep on playing
Glad I'm not the only one...
#74
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:50
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onlyonesock wrote...
When you look at the periodic table and wonder why there is no Element Zero.
When you draw in Element Zero on the periodic table that is in your science class...I got 2 hours of detention for "vandalizm" lol
#75
Posté 18 janvier 2010 - 09:54
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when you check your pockets everytime you see a cow
