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#101
AilCross1912

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You know you play ME too much when you start punching random reporter ladies.... no just me.....

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SnakeStrike8

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I know I've played too much Mass Effect when I try to convince my chemistry professor that something called 'Element Zero' exists and is the future of sapce travel.

Incidentally, said chem professor is a huge ME fan and we spend hours discussing the chemical composition of Thorous-B and what the neutron purge actually is and whether or not tetrachlopine could really knock out a human.

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burnzy232

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when you think atm's are rapid transit terminals



when you walk around shopping centers looking for keepers to scan

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Inferno Sock

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thomasnev94 wrote...

True story, this one...

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you tell your friends that you're not going to the school prom, starting at 7pm on Friday, 29th January (I'm from the UK), and that you're Mass Effect 2 will be arriving that day so you'll be using that entire day off to play the game... And they believe you.

Although, in all fairness, I'm only going to the prom so I can tell them all about the game, not that they're interested.

Nice!

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect that during real life conversations you make long pauses between sentences as if deciding which sentence to say. You also tend to speak the way Shepard does, using sentences such as "How are you holding up?" or "I should go."



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f*ck.








You know you've played too much Mass Effect if you start making a "mass effect in medieval times" game with the Dragon Age Toolset (guilty)

Also, when you stay on this website for hours, and hours, and hours, waiting for new posts to pounce on with a  reply.

Modifié par Juneya, 19 janvier 2010 - 02:28 .


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cpolisch

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You know you've played too much when your best friend reschedules her birthday party because Mass Effect 2 comes out on the 26th, and she scheduled it for the 29th.

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DaPinkMenace wrote...

you talk to people and responses from Mass Effect pop in your head. This actually happens to me. 15 playthroughs and I can pretty much quote all of the main storyline from memory.


Haha, I do this to my friends all the time

You play too much Mass Effect when you shamelessly tell your professor and your classmates about how the protheans got wiped out 50,000 years ago.

#108
Schneidend

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you use random Wrex lines that happen to apply to the situation and greet friends at the door with a curt "Shepard."

#109
Cmdr.SpaceCowboy

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You know you've played too much ME when all of a sudden you ... could go for a donut.

You know you've played too much ME when things don't work/go wrong you say ... It's gone rogue, Shepard.

#110
sirisaacx

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When you start using the quicksave button for word documents.

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DracoFulcrum wrote...

Old Silverbolt wrote...

DracoFulcrum wrote...

lol, pressing 'x' when the wife starts to talk.


Thank God, I thought I was the only one who wanted to do this.


The talk choice wheel would be nice too, bit more time to save you from putting your foot in your mouth.



Oh how I'd love a talk choice wheel in real life. Just pick the upper right choice not to ****** a girl off and eventually get her to strip naked.

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you say to a talkative friend "Not now Shepard!"

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ashmiranda3waymm

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You know you play too much Mass Effect when a friend is playing in the next room and you catch a random sound effect or vague shepard line and you know exactly where he is and what he is doing.



You also know you play too much Mass Effect when you go to make a new character based of an old character when you have to scroll through more than a dozen options to find the one you want.

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you tell yourself that you CANT WAIT to save the galaxy next week and people standing next to you on the bus slowly inch away from you....

or so my friend tells me...yeah. my friend...thats it.

Modifié par BiancoAngelo7, 19 janvier 2010 - 12:09 .


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PathofDaggers wrote...

When you refuse to play on your Xbox until you have ME2 for fear of the RROD.

When you cry because finals are the day after ME2's release (guilty)

When you play ME1 on your Xbox while surfing the ME2 forums



Me too

#116
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You know you play too much Mass Effect when.....



it takes you a half hour to ride an elevator


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You know you play too much Mass Effect when you think your car/truck/whatever can scale mountains.



You know you play too much ME when you see a black cuttlefish and yell "SOVEREIGN! DIE SOVEREIGN!"

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You know you've been playing too much Mass Effect when you have to get rid of the windchime outside your bedroom, because you keep expecting to find creepers, mercenaries or husks behind the furniture.

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DracoFulcrum wrote...

lol, pressing 'x' when the wife starts to talk.

Nice! :lol:

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Litos456

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When you go around your school looking for nice looking blue girls.

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Based on a true story







When you cut your hair to make you and your Shepard look more alike.

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Litos456

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Celrath wrote...

Based on a true story


And did that person enjoy their new haircut?

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When you have a roach infestation and call the exterminators to come deal with the Rachni in your house.

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Litos456 wrote...

Bringing this thread over from the old forum.

Here's a little game for ya.
Basically you continue the sentence that is the title of this thread. Here are some examples:

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you try to imagine you're playing Mass Effect 2 while you're actually playing Mass Effect 1.

You know you've played too much Mass Effect that everytime you see some kind of a wall or a barrier out on the street you spring and enter cover mode behind it.

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you try to use biotic abilities in a real life fight.

You know you've played too much Mass Effect that during real life conversations you make long pauses between sentences as if deciding which sentence to say. You also tend to speak the way Shepard does, using sentences such as "How are you holding up?" or "I should go."

There, now you continue!


...When you spend the majority of your time, pressing the refresh button, constantly hoping for a new bit of info, which you will then lap up, and continue with your depressing forum staring...

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KaneTheAssassin

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True story, you know you played to much mass effect when in church singing a hymm the word reapers pops up and you and your friend look at each other and whisper "Oh **** reapers!"