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EnvyXx

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect when your wee wee starts to shrink.

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RAZZberree

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Oh this thread is lulz...



For me: You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you're fiancee grows out his beard and puts on his hat and makes a smartass comment to you, you can't stop staring at him because he looks like Joker and you have a very unhealthy obsession with Joker. And when he starts to ramble about something stupid you tune him out and picture Seth Green talking instead...



Also, when you're talking to a friend on the phone and the conversation starts to go awry, you mumble 'I don't need this' then hang up, immediately afterwards you hear a certain voice in your head sarcastically saying 'Awww, looks like we lost the signal Commander.'

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Mhcveteran99

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You try to convince strangers to come in your vehicle and tell them the fate of the galaxy is in their hands.

#129
Volus_Pride

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when you see a worm and yell "thresher maw"

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Volus_Pride

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or when you go out of your way to find out what "thresher maw" is in spanish..its trillador buche.

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da_big_man500

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when you try and find the button on your shotgun to fire a missile.

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Sprinto

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When you hear the galaxy map song in your head everytime to go outside during the night

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Krilral

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... When you after walking around for some time think "i gotta remember to save the game."

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Guest_Celrath_*

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Litos456 wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Based on a true story


And did that person enjoy their new haircut?


Yes I....um they did.

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Litos456

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You know you've played too much Mass Effect 2 when you think that reality is pointless and only Mass Effect 2 matters.

Well, technically you feel that way after every emotionally deep and engaging experience, but yeah.

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LadyFuriae

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when you realize you've given up on every other video game or mmorpg you were playing to replay me1 on every difficulty in order and your child asks you when you are going to play the game with the earth logo today.




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Litos456

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You know you've played too much ME2 when you keep rewatching the Tali romance scene on youtube.



o.O

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LadyFuriae

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Litos456 wrote...

You know you've played too much ME2 when you keep rewatching the Tali romance scene on youtube.

o.O


there's a tali romance scene?!!! I have to find it, thank you!:o

#139
Ghost Prototype I

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You know you've played too much ME2 when you freak out to no end when you hear the "Assuming direct control" words on a TV. (Real story, should've seen me jumping off the chair)

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shoooster

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when your drunk as balls and call some fat girl an elcor.

Modifié par shoooster, 30 janvier 2010 - 06:03 .


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Kwonnern

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You try to pause action in real-time while at the shopping mall / supermarket / standing in line at the grocery-store, trying to find that AE Throw-button.

Modifié par Kwonnern, 30 janvier 2010 - 06:13 .


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Litos456

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Ghost Prototype I wrote...

You know you've played too much ME2 when you freak out to no end when you hear the "Assuming direct control" words on a TV. (Real story, should've seen me jumping off the chair)


Holy ****, lol!

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Ashton808

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You know you have played to much Mass Effect when, you think every street light is a Geth.

#144
Mr. Sprinkles101

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You know when you have played too much Mass Effect when you have feelings for someone whose face you haven't even seen

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ammit23

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You know you've been playing too much ME2 when you...

-go walking through the mall and catch yourself looking for heatsinks

-get kicked out of a grocery store for scanning and probing the grapefruit

-tell a coworker to come back later, you're "in the middle of some calibrations"


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psbj129lycan0110544

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You know you've been playing too much Mass Effect when you walk into a bar and expect there to be blue pole dancers.

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Axeface

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When you wake up to find your a tripod and then remember you were dreaming of tali.

Shepard:- "Tali, I've been meaning to ask"

Tali:-  "Yes Shepard?"

Shepard:- "Is there a hole behind that light?"

Tali:-  :blink:

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Lopake

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You get scared being in a room with no cover

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jimbeam221

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When you listen to the mass effect soundtrack on your ipod and walk around slowly with a scowl on

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lukandroll

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When in the middle of a conversation, you start to see your futures responses highlighted in a blue and red font

Some Girl ask: Do you have a GF?

Why? Interested?.                           __         Get lost
                                                               ( __ )               Let's get naked
My harem has one last free spot.                I like beer.

Modifié par lukandroll, 17 février 2010 - 03:12 .