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[FataliTensei]

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you seen "Thane's Playlist" on Itunes shared and immediately think Drell are into Lady Gaga

[Public Enemy 001]

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you log onto the internet to search and find out if L5 Implants are even feasible.

[xSHAD0WENx]

you know you play to much ME when you start seeing dialogue tree when speaking to real people.



i'm stilling stuck with going paragon and getting the stuff my grandmother asks for. or renegade and telling her to go to hell and get it her self.

[jantzen06]

-When you wish you could have a Kelly Chambers voice ringtone on your cell phone which informs you "You have unread text messages commander" or "Chris wishes to speak with you".

-When you play ME1/ME2 while listening to every album ever made to see if it syncs up in any meaningful way and so far no, nothing has.

-When you attempt to buy probes at a gas station.

-When you buy a platinum necklace because you think you can use it to upgrade your shotgun.

-You meet an attractive woman and ask if she has had genetic modification, like Miranda. Also, you ask if she has a twin who's "as smart as she is".

-You wish that your GPS were designed like the galaxy map, complete with EDI's voice to give voice prompts.

Modifié par jantzen06, 17 février 2010 - 05:44 .

[Magimel]

-When you start to calculate the math for how fast and far they travel between star systems.



-When you start comparing all women in your life to Tali.

[SyvarSynthetic]

... When you threaten to cut peoples balls off and sell them to a krogan.

[Gypsydonny]

jantzen06 wrote...

-When you wish you could have a Kelly Chambers voice ringtone on your cell phone which informs you "You have unread text messages commander" or "Chris wishes to speak with you".

-When you play ME1/ME2 while listening to every album ever made to see if it syncs up in any meaningful way and so far no, nothing has.

-When you attempt to buy probes at a gas station.

-When you buy a platinum necklace because you think you can use it to upgrade your shotgun.

-You meet an attractive woman and ask if she has had genetic modification, like Miranda. Also, you ask if she has a twin who's "as smart as she is".

-You wish that your GPS were designed like the galaxy map, complete with EDI's voice to give voice prompts.

That would be awesome! I would love that ringtone

[synergys2k]

...when your dreams put you in the place of Commander Shepard saving the galaxy and right wrongs.

[Hoogies123]

You know you're playing too much Mass Effect when you try to order presidium fish from a fish market.

[Jeremy Shepherd]

When you begin to pray they would hurry up and find the Mass Relay on Mars so you can join the Alliance.



When at work you constantly hear (in your head) and then recite "Assuming direct control" and "I know you can feel this, Shepard."



You enjoy the fact that your last name is Shepherd WAY too much.



(True) You and your one ME friend start using races as insults. "Damn dude, your breath smells like Rachni a**!"

[Hulluliini]

When your friend tells you you'll never get a boyfriend because you're too interested in romancing turians and drell! ;(

[RabidChinaGirl]

When your ringtone is Mordin singing Gilbert & Sullivan, awkward cough at the end included.

Hulluliini wrote...

When your friend tells you
you'll never get a boyfriend because you're too interested in romancing
turians and drell! ;(

You read my mind.

Modifié par RabidChinaGirl, 17 février 2010 - 07:39 .

[chautemoc]

Magimel wrote...

-When you start comparing all women in your life to Tali.

Oh god yes.

"You dont know anything about engineering. This could never work."

[chautemoc]

MrHimuraChan wrote...

chautemoc wrote...

Magimel wrote...

-When you start comparing all women in your life to Tali.

Oh god yes.

"You dont know anything about engineering. This could never work."

Girl:"i love you honey..."

Guy:" hmmmm, wait"

*puts a tupperware on her face*

Guy: "ok, say it again"

Girl: ...

I laughed a lot. Thanks. 

[Jazharah]

You know it's too much when...

- in an actual theater rehearsal for Shakespeare's Hamlet you start expressing emotions in front of your lines in a completely monotonous voice like Elcor. (friend of mine.. srsly.. and no one gets it but me, making me look even sillier because I crack up laughing)

- you start imitating your space hamster out of the blue, creating frowns on your friend's faces when you put your hands against the window and say 'meep'.

- when you're cooking you refer to the recipe you used for calamari as being asari, adding in that you find it strange that asari would make such a thing.. cannibalistic and such with those tentacles

- you can't stifle your chuckles when someone 'catches something you left to fall through the cracks'

- you name your new puppy Garrus, and your new kitten Tali

- you start referring to your desklamp as 'Legion'



-you can come up with way too many possibilities for this thread.

[Snotterkop]

When you're waiting for a paragon/renegade quicktime event to appear when you are talking to someone in real life

When you start pronouncing "get" as "geth" (Geth the idea?)

When everytime you see a cockroach you're afraid Harbinger will "assume direct control"

Modifié par Snotterkop, 17 février 2010 - 08:10 .

[Sphaerus]

When spotting waist-high shrubs and benches at your university's south oval makes you think "there's going to be a fight soon".

[Snotterkop]

Jazharah wrote...

- you start referring to your desklamp as 'Legion'

Love it, mine just got a new nickname!

[Snotterkop]

Snotterkop wrote...

Jazharah wrote...

- you start referring to your desklamp as 'Legion'

Love it, mine just got a new nickname!

jantzen06 wrote...

-When you wish you could have a Kelly Chambers voice ringtone on your cell phone which informs you "You have unread text messages commander" or "Chris wishes to speak with you". 

EPIC. I'm going to get work on this one right now.

[Jazharah]

Snotterkop wrote...

jantzen06 wrote...
-When you wish you could have a Kelly Chambers voice ringtone on your cell phone which informs you "You have unread text messages commander" or "Chris wishes to speak with you".

EPIC. I'm going to get work on this one right now.

WANT!
Share, please

[Snotterkop]

Jazharah wrote...

Snotterkop wrote...

jantzen06 wrote...
-When you wish you could have a Kelly Chambers voice ringtone on your cell phone which informs you "You have unread text messages commander" or "Chris wishes to speak with you".

EPIC. I'm going to get work on this one right now.

WANT!
Share, please

I'll share. I must first play another mission so I receive a message, going to take a while.

Modifié par Snotterkop, 17 février 2010 - 08:38 .

[wrexfan32hanalei]

when you expect tortoises to tell you war stories