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[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Asharad Hett wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Asharad Hett wrote...

I want to receive the Reaper's blessings!

Excellent, please report to your nearest goo tube for ascension.

Will there be waffles?

...Yes.

[TK514]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Asharad Hett wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Asharad Hett wrote...

I want to receive the Reaper's blessings!

Excellent, please report to your nearest goo tube for ascension.

Will there be waffles?

...Yes.

Waffles with genuine People Goo syrup.

[Yestare7]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Asharad Hett wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Asharad Hett wrote...

I want to receive the Reaper's blessings!

Excellent, please report to your nearest goo tube for ascension.

Will there be waffles?

...Yes.

your wish is my command!!

[Redbelle]

May I bring a collection of sprinkles? I want to look pretty after the ascension, and I'm sure whatever get's to use my goo will appreciate the sweet taste as well!

Which beg's the question. Do we get to choose our aftertaste as part of the ascension? I like vanilla. Or does it 'have' to be chocolate?

Also, is there a monopoly on ancension's? Or can I phone around for a better quote?

[AlexMBrennan]

You get to choose but they all taste the same.

[Asharad Hett]

Thanks everyone, my problems are solved. For the past few years, Harbinger and his brothers have been trying too kill me. But now we're best buds. He asked me to invite everyone from BSN over to my house for a party. He said it would be a great time! Also, I met this cool kid who has some interesting political views. At first he sounds kinda demented, but now that I've gotten to know him better, I'm sure you will all agree he has some really good ideas.

So come on over.

PS - Harby says he has door prizes for the first million guests.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Asharad Hett wrote...

Thanks everyone, my problems are solved. For the past few years, Harbinger and his brothers have been trying too kill me. But now we're best buds. He asked me to invite everyone from BSN over to my house for a party. He said it would be a great time! Also, I met this cool kid who has some interesting political views. At first he sounds kinda demented, but now that I've gotten to know him better, I'm sure you will all agree he has some really good ideas.

So come on over.

PS - Harby says he has door prizes for the first million guests.

All the pieces fall into place.


Nothing can stop us now...

[Redbelle]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Asharad Hett wrote...

Thanks everyone, my problems are solved. For the past few years, Harbinger and his brothers have been trying too kill me. But now we're best buds. He asked me to invite everyone from BSN over to my house for a party. He said it would be a great time! Also, I met this cool kid who has some interesting political views. At first he sounds kinda demented, but now that I've gotten to know him better, I'm sure you will all agree he has some really good ideas.

So come on over.

PS - Harby says he has door prizes for the first million guests.

All the pieces fall into place.


Nothing can stop us now...

Guy's, some French dude called, <squint's at name on card>, La....Cute......Ass? And the Borg want us to come to their party. Must be a band. And a good one too cause they say a Queen will be there. Royalty doesn't turf out for any ol shindig.

<Read's more of card> Come and be assimilated into our collective. I think they are looking for a fan base before they go mainstream.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Do not attend that party, they want to turn you into horrific cyborg abominations! Which is totally our thing Unlike the Reapers who just want to help you ascend!