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Dragon Age killed my pet.


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Sloth Of Doom

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So last night one of my friends was over ad decided to play some DOA3 on my Xbox while I was out picking up beer.  He ejected Dragn Age, put it nicely in the case and put it on top of my theatre system.

Just now I was typing away on the forums and decided to go turn on the news.  As I stood in front of the TV something caught my eye...a large white object in my fishtank.  Closer inspection revealed this to be the Dragon Age box, still containing the disc.  It must have slid off of the theatre system some time during the night.

I quickly um....fished...it out and much to my dismay discovered that it had apparently landed squarley on Finston Churchill the Second, my Pterophyllum scalare, pinning him to the tank bottom where he unfortunately perished.

As I gave poor Finston a porcelain burial I considered what a strange and unlikely death he suffered.  I can only imagine him pinned at night, silenty screaming "A plague on both your houses* to both me and Dragon Age.


RIP Finston Churchill the Second
                 2006-2010
Another Victim of the Darkspawn
:crying:

Modifié par Sloth Of Doom, 16 janvier 2010 - 03:13 .


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MiSsSmOkEy20

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Aww Im sorry. Lol but that is really funny, what a different kind of way to die. Smashed by a video game box.

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Sorry, my friend. I'll make sure King Allistair puts a memorial up for him in Ferelden.



Seriously though, bummer.

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Awwww....... Image IPB  

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As you flow through the dark sewers, fear no evil, for thou art looked favourly upon by the Maker and his bride Andraste.

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Sloth Of Doom

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Looks like poor Finston managed to take my Xbox cpy of the game to the grave with him.   I wil give it soe more drying time, but I think water has gotten int the disk.

"In death, Sacrifice."

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That is...  a unique way of death, that must suck so much though, getting murdered by a video box.  I'm so sorry...


He's in my prayers.

Modifié par RoninOmega, 16 janvier 2010 - 03:32 .


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when i read the title i thought he died because you forgot to feed him.. tragic way to go for the pet. my sympathies..

the box with the game still inside? still works?

Modifié par Jayphil, 16 janvier 2010 - 03:35 .


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correct me if i'm wrong but isn't a plastic box supposed to float in water?

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Sloth Of Doom

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Spitz6860 wrote...

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't a plastic box supposed to float in water?


Go put an xbox game in the box and throw it in a fishtank overnight, see where it ends up.

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Sloth Of Doom wrote...

So last night one of my friends was over ad decided to play some DOA3 on my Xbox while I was out picking up beer.  He ejected Dragn Age, put it nicely in the case and put it on top of my theatre system.

Just now I was typing away on the forums and decided to go turn on the news.  As I stood in front of the TV something caught my eye...a large white object in my fishtank.  Closer inspection revealed this to be the Dragon Age box, still containing the disc.  It must have slid off of the theatre system some time during the night.

I quickly um....fished...it out and much to my dismay discovered that it had apparently landed squarley on Finston Churchill the Second, my Pterophyllum scalare, pinning him to the tank bottom where he unfortunately perished.

As I gave poor Finston a porcelain burial I considered what a strange and unlikely death he suffered.  I can only imagine him pinned at night, silenty screaming "A plague on both your houses* to both me and Dragon Age.


RIP Finston Churchill the Second
                 2006-2010
Another Victim of the Darkspawn
:crying:





His sacrifice shall not be forgotten!

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mrmike_1949

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Did you put a stake thru his heart so he doesn't come back as darkspawn

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Sloth Of Doom

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mrmike_1949 wrote...

Did you put a stake thru his heart so he doesn't come back as darkspawn

Thats vampires.  For darkspawn you have to drink thier bloo....oh crap.

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DMTyrisis

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I'm sorry for your loss, but this is the funniest thing I have ever read on these forums.

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Cadaver Lord

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A four year old angelfish; how long can those guys live?

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How the heck did the box even manage to pin the fish? That's some crazy odds.

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Cadaver Lord wrote...

A four year old angelfish; how long can those guys live?


8-10 years.  I got him when he was already mature, so likely he was 5 or 6.

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Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Looks like poor Finston managed to take my Xbox cpy of the game to the grave with him.   I wil give it soe more drying time, but I think water has gotten int the disk.

"In death, Sacrifice."

And in war: victory, apparently.

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The important thing is... was your DA:O disk alright?



No, no, I kid. RIP. What an odd way to die...

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Sloth Of Doom wrote...

So last night one of my friends was over ad decided to play some DOA3 on my Xbox while I was out picking up beer.  He ejected Dragn Age, put it nicely in the case and put it on top of my theatre system.

Just now I was typing away on the forums and decided to go turn on the news.  As I stood in front of the TV something caught my eye...a large white object in my fishtank.  Closer inspection revealed this to be the Dragon Age box, still containing the disc.  It must have slid off of the theatre system some time during the night.

I quickly um....fished...it out and much to my dismay discovered that it had apparently landed squarley on Finston Churchill the Second, my Pterophyllum scalare, pinning him to the tank bottom where he unfortunately perished.

As I gave poor Finston a porcelain burial I considered what a strange and unlikely death he suffered.  I can only imagine him pinned at night, silenty screaming "A plague on both your houses* to both me and Dragon Age.


RIP Finston Churchill the Second
                 2006-2010
Another Victim of the Darkspawn
:crying:


And the wardens strike again, my condolences my friend, I believe this has something with that Fen'Harel. XD but seriously the odds o the odds. Guess not even the fish are safe from the wardens, not even in the real world.(Must have thought it was the archdemon)

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What a landmark story. BioWare should send you a free copy of the game just for posting that heartbreaker.

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Xd, I say they should actually use this as a campaign for a new game LMAO. DA:Fishspawn Edition XD with a pic of an Angel fish being torn in half by a grey warden. (No offense meant im just dying, could you imagine if it killed a cat???

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TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain wrote...

 could you imagine if it killed a cat???


Then the box would have a picture of the Mabari on the front instead of Morrigan

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XD lmao

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Sloth Of Doom wrote...

Spitz6860 wrote...

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't a plastic box supposed to float in water?


Go put an xbox game in the box and throw it in a fishtank overnight, see where it ends up.

I think I'll send this one in to the Mythbusters.