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Dragon Age killed my pet.


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#51
Herr Uhl

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Finston Churchill was the prophesied one to put an end to Bioware.



Fish about as old as the game development. Coincidence? I think not!

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Kevin Dowling

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This would be funny if it was true.

#53
.Raven.rpg

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Damn Finston

What happend to game



oh yes

I am sorry

R.I.P

#54
Zenon

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Kevin Dowling wrote...

This would be funny if it was true.


Why shouldn't it be true? I don't think SoD made this up.

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NRG-OptimaL

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the latest casualty of video game violence.

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SleeplessInSigil

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Topher87 wrote...

As you flow through the dark sewers, fear no evil, for thou art looked favourly upon by the Maker and his bride Andraste.

THAT, just made me think of THIS. :wizard:

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SleeplessInSigil

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Zenon wrote...

Kevin Dowling wrote...

This would be funny if it was true.


Why shouldn't it be true? I don't think SoD made this up.

Well, it does sound a bit fishy.

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Looper128

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This was really sad and really hilarious. I'm sorry for your pet.

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Darkened Dragon

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I think Shale would be to blame for this one. After walking in the Amaranthine Ocean to clean up some of the pigeon dropping on it, a school of fish relieved themselves on the golem. And well now the golem is secretly plotting on all aquatic life as well as the feathered folk.

Truthfully though .. while it is funny, I do feel bad for the little swimmer.

Modifié par Darkened Dragon, 16 janvier 2010 - 12:50 .


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Zenon

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SleeplessInSigil wrote...

Zenon wrote...

Kevin Dowling wrote...

This would be funny if it was true.


Why shouldn't it be true? I don't think SoD made this up.

Well, it does sound a bit fishy.


You can present nonsense in a serious and sincere way, you can present the truth in a funny and entertaining way. I think it is quite possible. Unlikely event maybe, but possible. Chances of this event are much higher than winning a lottery jackpot. Yet how many people play lottery thinking they have a fair chance of winning (more than they are investing in tickets)??

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A tragedy Sloth. I shall name one of my future characters in DA after dear old Finston. This just goes to prove that the Darkspawn threat is everywhere.

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Bhatair

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Ah, the bittersweet taste of a pet dying a hilarious death.



R.I.P. Finston.

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Finston was the Sandal version of a fish. Poor guy. Does suck when a long term fish pet goes. I hope your friend will be buying beer for you for quite some time.

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R.I.P Finston, the first fish to ever die from being smashed by a video game box.



lets slay some darkspawn in his memory.

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cool story bro

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Sloth Of Doom wrote...

So last night one of my friends was over ad decided to play some DOA3 on my Xbox while I was out picking up beer.  He ejected Dragn Age, put it nicely in the case and put it on top of my theatre system.

Just now I was typing away on the forums and decided to go turn on the news.  As I stood in front of the TV something caught my eye...a large white object in my fishtank.  Closer inspection revealed this to be the Dragon Age box, still containing the disc.  It must have slid off of the theatre system some time during the night.

I quickly um....fished...it out and much to my dismay discovered that it had apparently landed squarley on Finston Churchill the Second, my Pterophyllum scalare, pinning him to the tank bottom where he unfortunately perished.

As I gave poor Finston a porcelain burial I considered what a strange and unlikely death he suffered.  I can only imagine him pinned at night, silenty screaming "A plague on both your houses* to both me and Dragon Age.


RIP Finston Churchill the Second
                 2006-2010
Another Victim of the Darkspawn
:crying:


My condolences on your loss.  (funny story at the same time)

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R..I.P



I blame xbox360s massive big disk



I shall always think of your fish when I play Dragon Age :(

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DBHolm

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I'm sorry for your loss, but... I couldn't help laughing.

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Sloth Of Doom

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Finston Churchill was the prophesied one to put an end to Bioware.

Fish about as old as the game development. Coincidence? I think not!


Ohh I hadn't thought of that,   It must be a conspiracy!

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remember this when you read or chat with Finston in the sequel...or dlc...expansions (tob) ?

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Alphakiller

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*replaces morrigan with shale on box cover*

*tosses box at group of pigeons*

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Oh lovely, this will look great on the ESRB ratings...



[x] Can kill fish. Keep away from aquariums.



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Brian Chung wrote...

Oh lovely, this will look great on the ESRB ratings...

[x] Can kill fish. Keep away from aquariums.


In fairness, this issue seems isolated to console versions of DA:O.

Sorry for your loss Sloth, drowning is a bad way for a fish to go.

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Brian Chung wrote...

Oh lovely, this will look great on the ESRB ratings...

[x] Can kill fish. Keep away from aquariums.


  Do you seriously have the audacity to try and deny the cold hearted fact that BioWare knowingly placed products on stores shelves that where not only dangerous but more importantly unsuitable for fish tanks? And don't attempt to justify your actions with the old "BioWare did not design the case" because you and I both know BioWare did not do a damn thing to prevent game cases from submerging into the privacy of blissful tanks and murdering peoples precious pets. At least Philip Morris has the decency to post warnings on products, BioWare on the other hand, never granted ill-fated Finston a chance at life.... how can  you creeps sleep at night? Image IPB

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I mean no disrespect to the deceased but are we SURE this wasn't suicide?