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[Bootsykk]

Shepard goes out to celebrate with the surviving crew after taking down Hogger with orange mocha frappucinos. On a fuel depot, they have a gas fight. Thane lights a cigarrette.



Shepard watches in agonizing horror as the station is blown to oblivion.



*fade out*

[orytang]

shepard is black

[dawsdgd]

Dr Chawkwas Shepeard I am your Mother and Joker is your Brother dunnnnnnn deeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

[raditz713]

Shepard talks to legion (the geth as a whole now) and convinces the quarians to coexist and builds the biggest house on the quarian homeworld (Rannoch thats the planets name)

[MercanaryIvan]

Shepard says to the reapers" Can't we all just get along"? They later do.

[FREEGUNNER]

TIM is the shadow broker.

[Bluko]

Harbinger:"Captain Anderson never told you what happened to your father."

Shepard:"He told me enough, he told me you killed him!"

Harbinger:"No Shepard... I am your father."

Shepard:"That's not true! That's impossible!"

Harbinger: "Search your genetics you know it to be true!"

Shepard: "NOOOOOO! Noooo!"

Harbinger: "You can destroy the Turian Councillor! He has dismissed our claim! It is your destiny. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!"

Shepard: "I should go."

*Falls down large chute*

[Canned Bullets]

Shepard wakes up from a dream only to learn that he's a hobo that got rejected by the Alliance Marines and a group of Turians make fun of him.

[randomaustralianguy]

After realising that Project Lazarus only brought him back as a head in a jar, Shepard flushes himself down the Normandys toilets. The last thing Shepard experienced was "Shepard, the mens bathroom *gurgle gurgle* starboard side *gurgle* ship". Upon finding the remains whilst on janitor duty, Rupert finds ingredients to give the crew a nice last meal before throwing themselves into the fire. "Shepard Gumbo". Now war hardened the crew get ambushed on the way to the Omega 4 Relay by Rachni which Shepard chose to save in the last game. A movie then appears on screen with text saying "THERE IS NO MASS EFFECT 3! SUCKAZ!" followed by a short clip of Casey Hudson and his perfect teeth ROFLing on the floor.



I then proceed to smash my xbox, eat it and slowly carve myself out of existence with a vegetable peeler.

[wafflez]

and then shepard was a collector

[Jsmith0730]

We find out Shepard is Conrad Verner's split personality.

His name was Urdnot Wrex.

His name was Urdnot Wrex.

Modifié par Jsmith0730, 10 mai 2010 - 07:46 .