1. Rise of a Quarian god
-Was playing with some friends on Firebase: Vancouver on my Male Quarian Engineer and sadly I got grabbed by a banshee while fighting off a horde of Husks. Now the round wasn't a task round or the extract, it was just a normal round. So after she killed me, the following is how things played out...
Me: Ugh! Oh well...I can drink some tea at least. Hmm think I will watch this friend of mine while I wait for the round to end.
*Suddenly is revived out of the blue even though he died to a banshee grab*
Me: Wait...what? How the? I didn't fall through the floor and the round isn't over! I LIVE AGAIN! =D
To this day I don't know what happened to cause me to come back to life. A banshee did grab kill me, I didn't fall through the floor or anything glitch related, and the round wasn't over. I just set my controller down to watch my friend and then after about 6-8 seconds my character comes back to life for no reason.
My Male Quarian Engineer is now nicknamed (jokingly of course) Taer'Jesus even though his true character name is Taer'Reora.
2. Shorty likes to cut it close!
- A short volus memory from yesterday (lololol short volus....) Was running my volus Adept with a Geth Juggernaught, Turian Sentinel, and one unlucky N7 Demolisher who got caught by the countdown while setting up skills. We were on Firebase: Reactor non-Hazard
I had to go save the Turian Sentinel from getting killed and there it was; One possessed Collector trooper. I quickly hit it with my stasis bubble, got closer to kill it with a few head shots of my M-11 suppressor, and then saved the Turian Sentinel. The Collector's foot was actually inches from stomping on the turian, but little shorty volus 'Volkis' had to interrupt that with a stasis and three shots of the M-11 suppressor.
3. Can't touch this brah!
- Wave 10 of the same game as Short likes to cut it close! My team and I were on the far end of the map away from the player spawn in area. We got a key target objective and little shorty volkis is feeling good. Second key target comes up and I pull out my rocket launcher, but then it is noticed...SECOND KEY TARGET IS ALMOST AT THE PLAYER SPAWN! D=... So...time for a little fun with faces!
<_< - *Long rocket whistle follows....* I just wasted a rocket...
and no, the shot was not down the reactor, it was on the far left side of the reactor. I was in the far back and the enemy was in that little hallway off to the far right of the player spawn (Far left if you're on the other side of the map)
Yesterday was a good day...
PS: If your entire day is now filled with a mental image of a Volus dancing to MC Hammer, I'm not sorry.
Modifié par Dunabar, 29 avril 2013 - 02:47 .





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