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avenging_teabag

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... who crossed London from the LZ to the EZ on extraction wave by side-hopping.

Just a strange glitch I wanted to tell y'all about, the story goes like this: Reapres/London/Gold, on the 10th wave we get an escort. We get the drone to the LZ, everything's peachy, the next wave starts and I suddenly realize that I can't move properly. I try to sprint, the animation shows my character running, but I really move at about 1/4 of normal walking speed. I tried everything: walking backwards, heavy meleeing, taking cover; nthing helped, but I still could dodge sideways at normal speed, so I got the rocket launcher out and started side-hoppin'. Died a couple of times, but thanks to my teammates (it was a PUG) got there eventually and extracted.

Inb4 cool story bro.

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Working as intended.

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London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

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k1ngl1ves wrote...

Working as intended.


You're a funny guy, this reply always makes me laugh :happy:

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I thought this was going to be like an Andrew "Dice" Clay joke for some reason.

I need sleep.

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London is one of those maps that you can live through the funniest glitches. :D I've had literally everything there, including the mentioned slow-mo run. However, it fixed itself for me after dying, I am pretty sure it was another lag-related thing. Oh, well, lollondon. :lol:


Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.


QFT xD

Modifié par kaileena_sands, 02 mai 2013 - 02:24 .


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k1ngl1ves wrote...

Working as intended .


-fixed :wizard:

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Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.

Modifié par avenging_teabag, 02 mai 2013 - 02:25 .


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Ghostknife72 wrote...

k1ngl1ves wrote...

Working as intended .


-fixed :wizard:

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Hahahahahahahahah!!!


I'll stop when it no longer makes me laugh...^_^

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k1ngl1ves wrote...

Ghostknife72 wrote...

k1ngl1ves wrote...

Working as intended .


-fixed :wizard:

™ - All trademarks belong to k1ngl1ves. 


Hahahahahahahahah!!!


I'll stop when it no longer makes me laugh...^_^


That will be a dark day my friend.  :crying:

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Shameless test of signature adjustment.

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Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Shameless test of signature adjustment.


Reported for Spam.  ;)

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The bug is caused by getting staggered/going down while scoped in I believe.

Scoping in a second time and firing fixes it.

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Ghostknife72 wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Shameless test of signature adjustment.


Reported for Spam.  ;)


Spammed for reporting! :devil:

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avenging_teabag wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.


I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months. :mellow: I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely. 

Modifié par kaileena_sands, 02 mai 2013 - 02:33 .


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k1ngl1ves wrote...

Ghostknife72 wrote...

k1ngl1ves wrote...

Working as intended .


-fixed :wizard:

™ - All trademarks belong to k1ngl1ves. 


Hahahahahahahahah!!!

I'll stop when it no longer makes me laugh...^_^


Oh my God a post that wasn't "Working as intended" from you. This is a legendary day.

On topic: I've seen this before in a video on Dagger to a Salarian. Funny stuff.

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kaileena_sands wrote...

avenging_teabag wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.


I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months. :mellow:


True.  I've been getting Giant A LOT!!! 

And Condor. :sick:

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kaileena_sands wrote...

avenging_teabag wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.


I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months. :mellow: I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely. 

That's what random does. I still have no plat waves on Hydra. Literally, zero.

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Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

Modifié par Di-Datau, 02 mai 2013 - 02:39 .


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avenging_teabag wrote...

kaileena_sands wrote...

avenging_teabag wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.


I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months. :mellow: I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely. 

That's what random does. I still have no plat waves on Hydra. Literally, zero.


While it is what random does, the whole thing started when they added the Hazard maps. I am not sure how exactly BioWare split the chance of maps but I am pretty sure it is evenly distributed - e.g. 10% chance for Glacier, 10% for London, 10% for Hazard Glacier etc. which explains why I rarely get maps that are not from the original pool - they have 2 varieties that have a higher probability of appearing (combined). Which is a damn shame, since I want more Goddess, Jade, even Rio (haven't played there in a long time too).

Modifié par kaileena_sands, 02 mai 2013 - 02:41 .


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I only pretty much only play UUG and UUP and I have completed map mastery multiple times and have got several maps with over 100s of Plat waves.

I guess my RNG is working OK.

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Sounds problematic.

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I've been getting this bug occasionally since release. Not sure what causes it and it eventually seems to fix itself...


You might want to note that you can also cover surf at normal speed, when this happens to you.

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kaileena_sands wrote...

avenging_teabag wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.


I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months. :mellow: I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely. 


And just as you thought you were finally rid of it, it sneaks up on you with collectors and a center hack on wave 6 AND 10.:sick:

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avenging_teabag wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.

Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.

London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.

But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.


HA!  It's not just me!  It's not my #1 favourite, but I like it a lot.  All my friends think I'm weird (however, this may be unrelated to my London love).