There was once a Salarian...
#1
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:17
Just a strange glitch I wanted to tell y'all about, the story goes like this: Reapres/London/Gold, on the 10th wave we get an escort. We get the drone to the LZ, everything's peachy, the next wave starts and I suddenly realize that I can't move properly. I try to sprint, the animation shows my character running, but I really move at about 1/4 of normal walking speed. I tried everything: walking backwards, heavy meleeing, taking cover; nthing helped, but I still could dodge sideways at normal speed, so I got the rocket launcher out and started side-hoppin'. Died a couple of times, but thanks to my teammates (it was a PUG) got there eventually and extracted.
Inb4 cool story bro.
#2
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:17
#3
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:19
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
#4
Guest_Jack989_*
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:21
Guest_Jack989_*
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Working as intended.
You're a funny guy, this reply always makes me laugh :happy:
#5
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:22
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
I need sleep.
#6
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:23
Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
QFT xD
Modifié par kaileena_sands, 02 mai 2013 - 02:24 .
#7
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:23
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Working as intended ™ .
-fixed
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#8
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:24
London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.
Modifié par avenging_teabag, 02 mai 2013 - 02:25 .
#9
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:25
Ghostknife72 wrote...
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Working as intended ™ .
-fixed
™ - All trademarks belong to k1ngl1ves.
Hahahahahahahahah!!!
I'll stop when it no longer makes me laugh...
#10
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:26
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Ghostknife72 wrote...
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Working as intended ™ .
-fixed
™ - All trademarks belong to k1ngl1ves.
Hahahahahahahahah!!!
I'll stop when it no longer makes me laugh...
That will be a dark day my friend.
#11
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:28
#12
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:29
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
Shameless test of signature adjustment.
Reported for Spam.
#13
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:30
Scoping in a second time and firing fixes it.
#14
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:32
Ghostknife72 wrote...
Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
Shameless test of signature adjustment.
Reported for Spam.
Spammed for reporting!
#15
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:32
avenging_teabag wrote...
London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.
I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months.
Modifié par kaileena_sands, 02 mai 2013 - 02:33 .
#16
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:33
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Ghostknife72 wrote...
k1ngl1ves wrote...
Working as intended ™ .
-fixed
™ - All trademarks belong to k1ngl1ves.
Hahahahahahahahah!!!
I'll stop when it no longer makes me laugh...
Oh my God a post that wasn't "Working as intended" from you. This is a legendary day.
On topic: I've seen this before in a video on Dagger to a Salarian. Funny stuff.
#17
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:33
Guest_Ghostknife72_*
kaileena_sands wrote...
avenging_teabag wrote...
London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.
I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months.
True. I've been getting Giant A LOT!!!
And Condor.
#18
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:35
That's what random does. I still have no plat waves on Hydra. Literally, zero.kaileena_sands wrote...
avenging_teabag wrote...
London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.
I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months.I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely.
#19
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:36
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
Modifié par Di-Datau, 02 mai 2013 - 02:39 .
#20
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:40
avenging_teabag wrote...
That's what random does. I still have no plat waves on Hydra. Literally, zero.kaileena_sands wrote...
avenging_teabag wrote...
London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.
I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months.I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely.
While it is what random does, the whole thing started when they added the Hazard maps. I am not sure how exactly BioWare split the chance of maps but I am pretty sure it is evenly distributed - e.g. 10% chance for Glacier, 10% for London, 10% for Hazard Glacier etc. which explains why I rarely get maps that are not from the original pool - they have 2 varieties that have a higher probability of appearing (combined). Which is a damn shame, since I want more Goddess, Jade, even Rio (haven't played there in a long time too).
Modifié par kaileena_sands, 02 mai 2013 - 02:41 .
#21
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:47
I guess my RNG is working OK.
#22
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 02:49
#23
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 03:22
You might want to note that you can also cover surf at normal speed, when this happens to you.
#24
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 03:24
kaileena_sands wrote...
avenging_teabag wrote...
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
I always play U/U and and I've literally not gotten London as a map in 3 months.I think I've forgotten its layout and spawns completely.
And just as you thought you were finally rid of it, it sneaks up on you with collectors and a center hack on wave 6 AND 10.
#25
Posté 02 mai 2013 - 03:43
avenging_teabag wrote...
London is my favorite map, I love it, always have since it came out.Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
London is a special place in the Time/Space continuum, full of frame rate confusion and on-host lag.
Beware. Condor is obvious. London is sneaky.
But maybe London doesn't love me back with the same passion. Maybe our affair was a lie.
HA! It's not just me! It's not my #1 favourite, but I like it a lot. All my friends think I'm weird (however, this may be unrelated to my London love).





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