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TheMyron

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Please try to keep you responses within the story line and don't go off topic. I know the Gamemakers couldn't do all this, So lets not bring them or anything else up.


If I were Shepard, I would capture Nassana's sister alive, at first because I would ask her where the hostage is, and when I learned the truth, turn her in to C-Sec.

Later, after Virmire, while Wrex and Garrus are restraining Kirrahe's squad, I would beat Kirrahe himself to within an inch of his life for abanding Kaiden thus forcing me to leave him. ( I am a true male, and I never sacrifice women, even if they aren't my LI.)

Asa soon as the Council was done thanking me for saving them and the citadel, I would send a messege to the warship manufacturers to to immediately start rebuilding the fleets. The messege would contain most of the locations of the gold and platinum I found to use for funding.
I also found lots of Uranium deposits, what should I do with them, I wonder?

During the collector attack on Horizon, I would order Joker to harrass the parked Collector ship with our new Thanix cannons. I don't want it to fall on the colony, but I don't want it to haul off so many colonists, including that Colonist chick.

After i got reinstated, I would demand the pardons and the return of my full crew, not just Scotty and his girl. I need my plumber/cook as well. In both ME2 and 3, only half of the seats have someone for them, imagine if we combine those two halves, Ex-Cerberus and Alliance, There would be a lot more conversations to eavesdrop on and arguments to settle.

EDIT: I also try convince Kasumi to finally get over Kenji's death, while at the same time point out how jacob is no good as an LI for her, considering he has an unfaithful repution.

EDIT: More details later... What if you were Shepard? (Remember to read the top).

Modifié par TheMyron, 06 mai 2013 - 10:48 .


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When Kai Leng dropped on my sky car, I would have inverted it. I also could have tossed a grenade into his ride that came to pick him up or shot the driver. I could have opened up on him in the elevator or tossed a grenade in. But I wasn't allowed to do any of it.

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If I was Shepard, I would ask Liara to Stasis Udina during the coup, and NOT shoot him in the heart. A guy like him is bound to have information.

If I was Shepard, I'd ask Thane to "MOVE HIS ****** ***!" and shower Kei Leng with bullets, grenades, biotics and tech powers.

Modifié par SinerAthin, 06 mai 2013 - 10:55 .


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I wouldn't have stood around admiring how pretty the Collector Ship beam was and got the f*cking escape pod.

Or failing that, ME2 would have probably been done completely differently.

Or failing that, I wouldn't have handed my ass back to the Alliance after the Collectors were defeated. There was work that needed to be done, Reapers to stop. Sitting on Earth for six months talking with James does not accomplish that.

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Would have left Joker to die on the orginal Normandy.

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AresKeith

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Mr.House wrote...

Would have left Joker to die on the orginal Normandy.


Shepard had time to get to the escape pod after getting Joker, but Shep had a derp moment

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As soon as EDI popped up I would have ran off to her "Control room" (W/e it's called) and pull the plug. I'd also force both Ashley and Kaidan to stay on Virmire and get Wrex to join me during the Reaper war.

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knightnblu wrote...

When Kai Leng dropped on my sky car, I would have inverted it. I also could have tossed a grenade into his ride that came to pick him up or shot the driver. I could have opened up on him in the elevator or tossed a grenade in. But I wasn't allowed to do any of it.



I would have hovered it upwards a bit and let one of those walkways scrape him off the car.

Shooting the glass windshield in front of you... really, Shepard??

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I would have resigned my Alliance commission immediately after the Battle of the Citadel and cashed in on my earned fame ( not to mention the millions of credits I already had stashed away) by selling the vid rights to my life story. Then I would have parties my ass off until the Reapers arrived at which point I would've died drunk and happy.

Modifié par mambastyle, 06 mai 2013 - 11:11 .


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It might interest you to know that we know where most metal and mineral deposits on Earth are. And that doesn't equal free money.

Modifié par David7204, 06 mai 2013 - 11:13 .


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SinerAthin

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AresKeith wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

Would have left Joker to die on the orginal Normandy.


Shepard had time to get to the escape pod after getting Joker, but Shep had a derp moment


Not really sure why they had to talk.

If Shep had just hauled Joker out of the chair, they'd have saved a good couple of seconds.(well, Joker might not like the broken arm, but who's he to complain? :P)

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SinerAthin wrote...

AresKeith wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

Would have left Joker to die on the orginal Normandy.


Shepard had time to get to the escape pod after getting Joker, but Shep had a derp moment


Not really sure why they had to talk.

If Shep had just hauled Joker out of the chair, they'd have saved a good couple of seconds.(well, Joker might not like the broken arm, but who's he to complain? :P)


Plus that pause Shepard had to stare at the Collector Beam instead of going inside the pod

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AresKeith wrote...

Plus that pause Shepard had to stare at the Collector Beam instead of going inside the pod


No surprise that synthetics consider us inferior, hah :D

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I would have talked Miranda into rejoining me after the first conversation on the Citadel.

Seriously, if you're looking for your sister, I can help you. I even have the Shadow Broker (you know her!) with me. No to mention that you and I are together. If Ceberus sent assassins after you, I can protect you. I have the Normandy and another strong crew.

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David7204 wrote...

It might interest you to know that we know where most metal and mineral deposits on Earth are. And that doesn't equal free money.


I was talking about the ones on other planets, or did you not go exploring on the Mako in ME1?

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I'd leap over all plot armor and kill the reapers with a cosmic can of raid.

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David7204

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And how does that make any difference?

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David7204 wrote...

And how does that make any difference?


Because it has nothing to do with "free money"?

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It has everything to do with free money.

Look, the point is that seriously thinking people are going to build a bunch of trillion credit warships for you because you know where a few metals deposits are is stupid.

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tell the robot to get out of the platform or risk the airlock

tell T'Soni I don't want her on the ship since she never asked if she could bring her crap onboard

ask Miranda to come back on the ship

I would've asked the leviathan turd to prove the 3 choices do what it says they would do

on the Citadel I would ask TIM if I could bum a smoke from him

ask Anderson why no one ran to the beam while the reaper was firing at me while protecting the missiles

shoot Udina in the shoulder so I could question him

Ask T'Soni why she didn't tell anyone that my body was given to Cerberus(especially Shepard's mother if he/she is a spacer)

as someone mentioned, leave Joker on the SR-1

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knightnblu wrote...

When Kai Leng dropped on my sky car, I would have inverted it. I also could have tossed a grenade into his ride that came to pick him up or shot the driver. I could have opened up on him in the elevator or tossed a grenade in. But I wasn't allowed to do any of it.


That reminds me, If I were Shepard, I would NOT miss with my Scorpian pistol as Leng was running in a straight path away from me, and if that failed, the grenades would still have blown his getaway car out of the sky.

Failing that, When I finish him off at TIM's base, I would not omni-blade him, instead I would knock him down again, grab his own blade, give him a little stab in the gut saying, "Thats for Thane, you SOB," and then grab him by the topknot, and say "And this is for that rather stupid SPAM E-Mail you sent me," and give him a back hand slap, and then say "And this is for all the beautiful asari whose throats you slit," and slit his throat as slowly and lightly as possible, to prolong his death. After gathering all the info I need, I omni-blade his head off and have it sent to Aria with my regards.

Modifié par TheMyron, 10 mai 2013 - 08:54 .


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David7204 wrote...

It has everything to do with free money.

Look, the point is that seriously thinking people are going to build a bunch of trillion credit warships for you because you know where a few metals deposits are is stupid.


The gold deposits that I claimed in MY name, (Myron Shepard) were kinda large and abundant for the very small parts of the planets that I searched.

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Oh I almost forgot,
If I were Shepard, I would tell that b!tch Salarian Dalatress that unless she gives me the give full military might of the salarians, I am going to upoad the archives I discovered on Sur'Kesh about their plans with the Yaug and Varren to every news network still online.

Speaking of Varren, I would have Urz brought onboard, after I killed the thresher maw with Grunt.

Modifié par TheMyron, 10 mai 2013 - 08:49 .


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If I was Shepard....well, first I'd tell the universe to put it's head between it's legs and kiss it's arse good bye, cuz I ain't no Shepard...

Otherwise, I'd do away with whatever asinine reg there was that stated I could only have TWO freaking squadmates on a mission. Screw that. I'm bringing most of 'em. Leave a few behind to guard the ship. If I only have 2 people, it's either because it's a milk run (in which case why am I on it?) or because I had to deploy the other folks to fulfill other missions.

I'd also strap my sidearm on my RIGHT side. Who ever heard of a freaking crossdraw holster for anyone NOT in a sitting position anyways? Sheesh.

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If I were Shepard I'd hop on into a big dna machine thingy, get my ass turned into a krogan, then forget the current cycle and live with the primitives for a few thousand years. The drell pretty much killed themselves off and every other species that isn't krogan (or drell) isn't my cup of vinegar.
The galaxy can kiss my ass. I'm Commander Shepard and this (tuchanka) is my favorite world in the universe~