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Gamer072196 wrote...

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What does Shepard actually see on Eden Prime? S/he never even actually meets Saren. Nothing but the geth and the beacon.

Have you even played ME1?


At least Bioware didn't overdo Saren's Plot Armor like they did Kai Leng.

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TheMyron wrote...

Gamer072196 wrote...

David7204 wrote...

What does Shepard actually see on Eden Prime? S/he never even actually meets Saren. Nothing but the geth and the beacon.

Have you even played ME1?


At least Bioware didn't overdo Saren's Plot Armor like they did Kai Leng.

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In the archives, I'd tell EDI to lockdown the Normandy. Not Traynor. Would've stopped the clone dead. There is no way that the clone could block EDI's connection to her platform (EDI is based in the Normandy. Not her platform) so why wouldn't that work? Ugh, plot holes. Damn it BW!

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I would've smacked Udina around the Citadel in ME1, 2 AND 3.

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I probably would gave booted out that crybaby "Hernando" Cortez and have either that Shuttle VI from ME2, or maybe EDI herself (Either the sexbot  infiltration unit or her hologram self) be the shuttle pilot.

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In his place? Probably slaughtered on Eden Prime as I lack any form of firearm and military training. Might change that someday.

If I was literally him, well...everything I do in my playthrough I guess just with the exception of not recruiting Jack and requesting some characters wear something more practical for combat.

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Wynterdust wrote...

In his place? Probably slaughtered on Eden Prime as I lack any form of firearm and military training. Might change that someday.

If I was literally him, well...everything I do in my playthrough I guess just with the exception of not recruiting Jack and requesting some characters wear something more practical for combat.


That reminds me, I would not have ordered the FNG Jenkins to take point, not only is he young and inexperienced, it would be a violation of Richard "Dick" Marcinko's commandment of the leader leading from the front, not the rear. 

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Any of you renegade players ever wish you could have been part of Cerberus during the events of ME3? After all, in ME2, you can agree with TIM on virtually every step of the way, yet somehow are forced to disengage from them afterwards.

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TheMyron wrote...

Wynterdust wrote...

In his place? Probably slaughtered on Eden Prime as I lack any form of firearm and military training. Might change that someday.

If I was literally him, well...everything I do in my playthrough I guess just with the exception of not recruiting Jack and requesting some characters wear something more practical for combat.


That reminds me, I would not have ordered the FNG Jenkins to take point, not only is he young and inexperienced, it would be a violation of Richard "Dick" Marcinko's commandment of the leader leading from the front, not the rear. 


Who knows, he might have turned out to be a better sacrifice for Virmire.

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I would have proved to the Starbrat that he was part of the "problem" he was trying to solve. He had the Reapers kill his creators? He said, "the created will always rebel against their creators." and he did just that. The Geth didn't. Starbrat can't be immune to logical paradoxes. Hopefully, he'll short-curcuit himself trying to solve the paradox. Then, the Reapers' intelligence would be lost and the Reapers wouldn't be a threat anymore. Just scrap metal.


Tell him to tell you the last digit of Pi.


I would have, at the very minimum, asked to change his hologram to something like EDI's mushroom cloud.

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elrofrost wrote...

I would've smacked Udina around the Citadel in ME1, 2 AND 3.


I would have asked Anderson, why he is no longer Councilor. ME3 never does explain it.

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I would have asked Starbrat if he knew anything about that rogue AI robbing the Flux Casino.

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I would have asked Starbrat if he knew anything about that rogue AI robbing the Flux Casino.


After destroying the AI, I would gone to C-Sec for more information, and possibly explain what happened. 

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Instead of sending Ash or Kaiden off with the STG team, i would send the sentry guards on the SR1.
also i would a bathroom on the SR1
would of used a flashbang on every bad guy (ie: kai lame,clone) when i had the chance.

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After exploring out on the Mako, I would brought back one of the deer with four legs and two hands, and see if it tasted any good.

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Anyone else besides me think Liara's position in the Prothean security bubble to be a little.... compromising?

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Gamer072196 wrote...

In the archives, I'd tell EDI to lockdown the Normandy. Not Traynor. Would've stopped the clone dead. There is no way that the clone could block EDI's connection to her platform (EDI is based in the Normandy. Not her platform) so why wouldn't that work? Ugh, plot holes. Damn it BW!


If I were Shepard, and Tali was my LI, I would make Quarian Colossus armor her default attire. Its smooth pure black with a red mask and red wrapping the waist.

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After the war, right next to the rebuilt shroud, I would have a statue of Mordin put up.

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when meeting saren on virmire, instead of shooting him i would have asked "do you like cheese?"

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when meeting saren on virmire, instead of shooting him i would have asked "do you like cheese?"


Did you ever see my now-deleted-poll asking if  Predators and/or Xenomorphs would have a good addition to the ME universe?

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when meeting saren on virmire, instead of shooting him i would have asked "do you like cheese?"


Did you ever see my now-deleted-poll asking if  Predators and/or Xenomorphs would have a good addition to the ME universe?


no i didn't. how long ago was it?

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"What if you were Shepard" ....

If I were Shepard the galaxy would be doomed for starters. I mean, really? If that universe existed and I was placed in her shoes my alcohol consumption would increase ten-fold.
 
The SR-1 team would have to carry me all the way through the hunt for Saren. Kaidan, Ashley, Liara, Tali, Garrus, Joker and Wrex would have my utmost respect and thanks.

The SR-2 team would have been much smaller since I would have never fired up the geth, released the krogan or kept Samara. I liked her but after failing her loyalty mission with Morinth ... I admit it, that chick really freaked me out ... I would have felt too guilty to hold Samara to her oath. As a result, I'm not sure how many of the teammates would make it through the Suicide mission but Jack, Zaeed and yours truly would have been running up some pretty big bar tabs. Miranda would not have been impressed and asked TIM if I were the real Shepard. My previous team would have laughed and just nodded.

During the actual reaper war I would be hanging on by a thread. Liara, Garrus and Chakwas would be watching me closely as they all three would know that my survival was pure luck. Yes, they had saved me a hundred times but even then ... Liara and Garrus would privately agree that I must have some god on my side. The diplomacy would be easy but the battles? Not so much. The one-on-one with the reaper? This is probably where I would have died ... but then again, my crew would realize that and it would have been Vega down there doing those dumb-butt rolls with that crappy thingermajig ... oh, and Sam would have had her bra & underwear removed zippedy-zap in that shower. 

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I would have seen to it that Admiral Kahoku's death be reported as a Cerberus-sponsored murder and not "Natural Causes."

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I'd be a better diplomant than any Paragon Shep. Would go with Ash then dump her for Tali and tell her to screw off. Would let her join Hackett's team and would proceed to troll Reapers, Geth, and Cerberus without her.

Oh, and on the Ex-Cerberus scientists mission, I'd take on the horde of Cerberus troops single-handed (would be easy cause I usually play Vanguard and I spam BC-Nova-melee while rarely using my shotgun). When I get bored of trolling them, then I'll get Jacob to hold them off while I climb into the shuttle.

Also, when I invite Tali to the apartment, I'd try (and I emphasize 'try') to sing along with her.

I'd laugh my ass off at Wrex for complaining about getting laid 24/7. Then I'd tell him that he's lucky cause if I tried to do that Tali would kick my ass. And I'd facepalm at Joker's story then offer to buy him a drink myself after setting the record straight.

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Gamer072196 wrote...

I'd be a better diplomant than any Paragon Shep. Would go with Ash then dump her for Tali and tell her to screw off. Would let her join Hackett's team and would proceed to troll Reapers, Geth, and Cerberus without her.

Oh, and on the Ex-Cerberus scientists mission, I'd take on the horde of Cerberus troops single-handed (would be easy cause I usually play Vanguard and I spam BC-Nova-melee while rarely using my shotgun). When I get bored of trolling them, then I'll get Jacob to hold them off while I climb into the shuttle.

Also, when I invite Tali to the apartment, I'd try (and I emphasize 'try') to sing along with her.

I'd laugh my ass off at Wrex for complaining about getting laid 24/7. Then I'd tell him that he's lucky cause if I tried to do that Tali would kick my ass. And I'd facepalm at Joker's story then offer to buy him a drink myself after setting the record straight.


Too bad the only way to stay with her, she would have to stay in her suit.