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[Morty Smith]

I would have only replied with bad jokes after every sentence the Catalyst made.

When asked why I would do that I would just answer with: "Oh sorry, thought it was my turn."

Modifié par Kroitz, 27 juin 2013 - 01:06 .

[TheMyron]

After providing proof to Aria that her daughter has been avenged be sending her Kai Leng's head, I think Aria would be willing to grant Shepard one final wish; as a Paragon, I would simply tell her next time she wants a daughter and heir, call me; As an Ultra Renegade, I would kindly ask that she declare me the new Patriarch of Omega, sew a button on my spare uniform, and marry me that afternoon.

Modifié par TheMyron, 27 juin 2013 - 11:03 .

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

If I were Shepard I would ask Liara (as Shadow Broker) to look up the Justicar code pertaining to "If an invading army is slaughtering villages of innocents and is about to slaughter another village of innocents, and there is no way to save not even one person in the village from being slaughtered, is it okay to unleash a fury that will kill both the invading army and the village?"

It should be covered in the sutras, and it should be the only time such an exception be granted. Upon finding that to be true, I would meld with Samara after Arrival to show her about the Reaper artifact, the Prothean Beacons, and ask for her help.

(I'm almost certain we took I'll guess the reapers that were headed to Aratoht with that relay explosion since they wouldn't have seen it coming)

[TheMyron]

I would have confronted every member of my crew one by one concerning what I found in the Shadow Broker Base, starting with my adopted son's (Grunt) hilarious inability to spell. And his misuse of the Extranet;
Asari Confessions 26: True Blue, really Grunt?!

And then I would ask TIM why he had a sexual Liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice).

Jacob thinks Old Yeller is a great movie to exercise to?!

Modifié par TheMyron, 28 juin 2013 - 08:38 .

[TheMyron]

Jadebaby wrote...

If I were Shepard I'd find me a better writer.

I would have had Hans Zimmer compose the music.

[TheMyron]

Kroitz wrote...

I would have only replied with bad jokes after every sentence the Catalyst made.

When asked why I would do that I would just answer with: "Oh sorry, thought it was my turn."

In Sarcastic "Blackadder" style?

[Sir DeLoria]

TheMyron wrote...

I would have confronted every member of my crew one by one concerning what I found in the Shadow Broker Base, starting with my adopted son's (Grunt) hilarious inability to spell. And his misuse of the Extranet;
Asari Confessions 26: True Blue, really Grunt?!

And then I would ask TIM why he had a sexual Liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice).

Jacob thinks Old Yeller is a great movie to exercise to?!

You forgot 'suit application, nerve-stim pro'. As well as Miranda's frequent use of dating websites and Legion's gamer profile.

[TheMyron]

@Necanor, as a Talimancer would you have intervened in that conversation b/w the Turian and the Quarian in that bar on Illium?

[Sir DeLoria]

TheMyron wrote...

@Necanor, as a Talimancer would you have intervened in that conversation b/w the Turian and the Quarian in that bar on Illium?

Of course, my Shep would have given that Quarian girl some personal advice.

[TheMyron]

Necanor wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

I would have confronted every member of my crew one by one concerning what I found in the Shadow Broker Base, starting with my adopted son's (Grunt) hilarious inability to spell. And his misuse of the Extranet;
Asari Confessions 26: True Blue, really Grunt?!

And then I would ask TIM why he had a sexual Liaison with an Asari Matriarch (twice).

Jacob thinks Old Yeller is a great movie to exercise to?!

You forgot 'suit application, nerve-stim pro'. As well as Miranda's frequent use of dating websites and Legion's gamer profile.

Just made a new forum for it.Here

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

I would ask Liara to get me all of the information having to do with the Bahak system incident, and who ratted me out, how far up the chain it goes. Because payback is a b****. There are some scores to settle.

[Bleachrude]

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

I would ask Liara to get me all of the information having to do with the Bahak system incident, and who ratted me out, how far up the chain it goes. Because payback is a b****. There are some scores to settle.

Geez...I've seen you focused on this DLC julia for a while. Did it touch you in a bad place?:blink:

Have to admit, gibbed this for my own canon shepard but I've never been interested in single player shepard.

Modifié par Bleachrude, 01 juillet 2013 - 12:28 .

[Kel Riever]

If I were Shepard, I would point out to the Catalyst that if it was as old, and all knowing, as it said it was, it should really know how computer code worked.

Yes, I said it before.

Modifié par Kel Riever, 01 juillet 2013 - 01:14 .

[TheMyron]

Kel Riever wrote...

If I were Shepard, I would point out to the Catalyst that if it was as old, and all knowing, as it said it was, it should really know how computer code worked.

Yes, I said it before.

I'd have Cortez transferred he's too much a crybaby, EDI's sexbot can take his place. Or maybe the Shuttle VI that was your pilot in ME2.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Bleachrude wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

I would ask Liara to get me all of the information having to do with the Bahak system incident, and who ratted me out, how far up the chain it goes. Because payback is a b****. There are some scores to settle.

Geez...I've seen you focused on this DLC julia for a while. Did it touch you in a bad place?:blink:

Have to admit, gibbed this for my own canon shepard but I've never been interested in single player shepard.

Yeah, it did. I'm doing a play through of the series. I just started 3 and finished Menae. But I've been doing some AU FF as part of my own personal therapy in recovering from the crash of March 2012. lolz. I have no life. Because of this I'm noticing details that I missed the first time I played the game. I think I've only played the game once or twice and the last time was a partial for the EC.

I should just finish my FF and get it done. Every chapter of the game is like picking at a scab. I keep seeing derpdom -- The approach to Menae for example... Why aren't the Turians firing their Thanix canons at the reaper ships? DERP. If it wasn't so damned hot I'd be playing golf.

[Hadeedak]

I would try to hook Liara up with Kaidan through the whole of Mass Effect 3.

Not even lying, I kind of ship them. We'd keep going on missions, and then K. Shepard would vanguard charge off and leave them alone to try to catch up. And I'd get Joker to play smooth jazz or corny love songs over their helmet radio, to boot.

[KaiserShep]

Kaiden says in ME1 that Liara is not to his tastes.

[TheMyron]

KaiserShep wrote...

Kaiden says in ME1 that Liara is not to his tastes.

At the time he was contemplating male back-passages, and decided he likes them in ME3.

[TheMyron]

I would have chastised Mordin Solus for giving Cerberus ideas, apparently in ME2, he tells you that he's updating everyone's dental records because everyone on the Normandy has cyanide pills imbedded in their teeth, which he considers primitive and then openly suggested that microscopic flashbangs would have been a better idea. Care to guess what is discovered in ME3?

[Hadeedak]

KaiserShep wrote...

Kaiden says in ME1 that Liara is not to his tastes.

He and manShep give each other hard times about dibs. And with femShep.... Well, he's angling to get in her good graces.

Besides, just because it would probably not result in twoo wuv and would instead just make my friends feel all kinds of awkward doesn't mean I wouldn't do it.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

My last nightmare would have been about the ending and not about the kid burning. Liara said "One ship could really get lost up there." Well I would have found some idiot and stuck them in my armor "Your mission is to destroy the reapers and be the hero." for Priority Earth, and taken off with Liara in the second shuttle to get lost up there and find a planet far away, and just wait it out.

[Nightdragon8]

honestly with the allince council, after the "we fight or we die" and they say "Thats it" I would have tried to say, "Sorry fighting millions if not billions of 2km high robots, was something I was searching for."

[Dorrieb]

'If I were Shepard...'

I was Shepard.

[KaiserShep]

I'd ask the Catalyst "If you were in control of the reapers, why did you have your lousy vanguard tell me that they they are the end of everything if you were actually trying to preserve life? Were you just f**king with me?"

[Smashmouth]

If i were shepard i'd be drunk during half my missions and id try morinths hallex (We never said it had to be a good thing)