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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

If I were Shepard, I would have thrown the holokid into space. The illusions of the control rods, tube and synthesis beam would disappear, and a console with a button on it would replace them. It would be labeled "Push To Blow Up Reapers." I would then push it.

Watch Michael Bay explosions. Shuttle arrives picks up Shepard. Cut to credits. Post credits. Shepard flies off into sunset with LI. Buy DLC.


Why, oh why does Bioware refuse to repair ME's replay value with its third installment?

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Modifié par TheMyron, 21 septembre 2013 - 07:29 .


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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

If I were Shepard, I would have thrown the holokid into space. The illusions of the control rods, tube and synthesis beam would disappear, and a console with a button on it would replace them. It would be labeled "Push To Blow Up Reapers." I would then push it.

Watch Michael Bay explosions. Shuttle arrives picks up Shepard. Cut to credits. Post credits. Shepard flies off into sunset with LI. Buy DLC.


He does just that in the latest Gamer Poop on Youtube.

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Shot Starchild in the Starnuts.

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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

If I were Shepard, I would have thrown the holokid into space. The illusions of the control rods, tube and synthesis beam would disappear, and a console with a button on it would replace them. It would be labeled "Push To Blow Up Reapers." I would then push it.

Watch Michael Bay explosions. Shuttle arrives picks up Shepard. Cut to credits. Post credits. Shepard flies off into sunset with LI. Buy DLC.


And if I were Shepard, I'd buy the **** out of Julia's ending.

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record my conversations with sovreign and vigil on illos then spam it all over the galaxy telling the grunts to prepare the nukes and cook some more Krogan juice?

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DatRandomGuy1 wrote...

Shot Starchild in the Starnuts.


you can actually do that. you even get different ending cutscene.

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Googleness wrote...

DatRandomGuy1 wrote...

Shot Starchild in the Starnuts.


you can actually do that. you even get different ending cutscene.


You mean the "You're all f****d,better luck next time" scene?

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yes. all your organic races belong to us scene.

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Googleness wrote...

yes. all your organic races belong to us scene.


I hope Liara's VI informs the next cycle that the fate in the war against the Reapers come down to picking a color.

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hahahhaha Red will be everyone's fav color

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Googleness wrote...

hahahhaha Red will be everyone's fav color


Except that one nutjob who thinks they can control them.

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During the party...

"Hernando" Cortez: lets bring in some fish'n'chips.

Myron Shepard: A bowl of Chicken Alfredo (Tube pasta with chopped, grilled chicken Style) would suit me.

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I'd be able to convince TIM that he is indoctrinated early on. Would solve a lot of problems in the long run...

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I would have asked TIM that if he really sees the Crucible as the opportunity to control the Reapers, then why is he doing everything to prevent its construction? Does he want to control the Reapers or not?

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If I were Shepard I would play this  on the Normandy while leading the fleets to Earth

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TheMyron wrote...

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Failing that, When I finish him off at TIM's base, I would not omni-blade him, instead I would knock him down again, grab his own blade, give him a little stab in the gut saying, "Thats for Thane, you SOB," and then grab him by the topknot, and say "And this is for that rather stupid SPAM E-Mail you sent me," and give him a back hand slap, and then say "And this is for all the beautiful asari whose throats you slit," and slit his throat as slowly and lightly as possible, to prolong his death. After gathering all the info I need, I omni-blade his head off and have it sent to Aria with my regards.


Why you might ask?

1.) Because death by throat slitting is one of the worst ways to go in my book, I believe that contrary to what the movies like to show, it is NOT a quick and painless death. And that A-Hole killed at least three Asari in this manner, one of them was Aria's only daughter.

2.) While murder is bad enough, murder of females in my book deserves a much harsher penalty.

3.) That E-Mail not only deceived me and wasted my time, it was kinda stupid that way it was wriiten.

P.S. I would take Leng's sword as a trophy.



A piece of someone's fan-fiction gave me an idea, I could just Kai Leng's hands chopped/shot off, and deliver him alive to Aria instead.

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Ride of the Valkyrie seems too generic, I'd prefer this playing.

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Panzerlied would go good on the Mako, if one is a tank lover.

P.S. No this not a nuzi song. It is suitable for anyone who loves a good reliable tank.

Priority Earth should have had you drive the Mako.

Modifié par TheMyron, 27 septembre 2013 - 06:27 .


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Maybe Shepard could listen to this as she steps from the shuttle in London

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themikefest wrote...

Maybe Shepard could listen to this as she steps from the shuttle in London


(S)He should listen to this when fighting in the streets of Planet Earth.

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DatRandomGuy1 wrote...

Shot Starchild in the Starnuts.


Good idea, though your foot would just go right through him.

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If I were commander Shepard, I would'nt have made such a big deal over a kid and a former squadmate (Kaidan) dying. I mean, people die. It's a war of complete annihilation, so what if you lose a couple of people.

Also I would have shot Rana Thanopsis in ME2, tried to convince Mordin not to inject the cure even if Wrex was clanleader and would have litterally kicked a collector 'Right in the daddy bag'.

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killerrabbit1996 wrote...

If I were commander Shepard, I would'nt have made such a big deal over a kid and a former squadmate (Kaidan) dying. I mean, people die. It's a war of complete annihilation, so what if you lose a couple of people.

Also I would have shot Rana Thanopsis in ME2, tried to convince Mordin not to inject the cure even if Wrex was clanleader and would have litterally kicked a collector 'Right in the daddy bag'.


What do you have against the Krogan? Or is it a different kind of reason?

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If I were Shepard, I would have forgotten about Earth as I was a spacer and it was never anything special to me. The fight would have been centered on stopping the Reapers NOT saving homeworlds (except tuchanka because the Krogan only have one). That's the point of colonies; to sustain life outside of the home planet.

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I would drive the mako everywhere. I'd mow over the Cerberus mechs and troopers, husks and brutes. I'd probably just sit in it until the reapers are dead.