Morlath wrote...
Considering Game Informer uses as much enthusiasm as IGN, your personal taste in reviewers is showing.
Pft, I don't habitually read
anybody's game reviews, you might have noticed, if you've been reading, that my point is they are garbage. In this case the Game Informers piece is the marginally better of the two, because it encompasses a more nuanced presentation.
And your review would have been focusing on all the bad without any of the good. Bypass and Hack are small areas of the game and Scanning is still less of a bother than the Mako drive arounds in ME1.
I'd have mentioned the good as well, but it certainly wouldn't have topped a 7 or 8 from me. Call it a 7.5 and split the difference.
The "Lair of the Shadow Broker" DLC might have gotten a 9, I suppose, if I were to review all the game's different materials. That's a good 8.5 or 9, given the additions it makes to the main game. (A way to buy skill resets, for example.) And atmosphere was great. Story still kind of chintzy.
That's the thing, though, every game review I've ever read from a "game journalism" site (or especially from a magazine, especially XBox magazine, unsurprisingly) comes across as a come-hither to the consumer to make a purchase. To provide that come-hither, it's necessary to keep some of the less desirable features de-emphasized.
Or perhaps they're human and aren't tainted by issues you have with the series.
What is it that causes you to call my opinion a "taint," and how does my "taint" make me less human?