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lol

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Volus Warlord wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

I'm still trying to decide if I'm going weretiger hunting or evil vampire alien hunting.

I'd get a bad ass coat from the former but the latter would probably be more fun to kill...

Decisions decisions.


How about evil vampire romancing while weretiger hunting? 

It will be a slightly more realistic version of Twilight.


I think I'll just kill both while spinning counter clockwise to create that positive vibe I need.

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How is this thread still alive?

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sandalisthemaker wrote...

How is this thread still alive?


Magic. :wizard:

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@Volus Warlord: Wrong.

Gunpowder.

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Haha, you're both wrong.

The answer is clearly to use lyrium with technology.

So....

Magitek.

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@BlueMagitek: Your stance cannot be disputed.

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BlueMagitek wrote...

Haha, you're both wrong.

The answer is clearly to use lyrium with technology.

So....

Magitek.


Truly he is the wisest of us all.

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BlueMagitek wrote...

Haha, you're both wrong.

The answer is clearly to use lyrium with technology.

So....

Magitek.


Or a mage could just focus his magic through it. Which is a large problem with the OPs suggestion.

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Aww, wub you guys too. ~_^

But considering we have magical blue rocks just lying around, why not put it to use in our technology?

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I have more faith in bioware than most but I don't think they could handle an Orlesian Kefka.

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^ You're getting way ahead of yourself; I wasn't going to bring up draining demons and spirits and mages for magical powers until at least a week from now!

Not that many lines would need to change.

Wait, they say? Haha, do I look like a waiter?

Teaaaagan, there is sand in my boots!

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^ Hah, nice.

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This topic is pretty dumb. 500 posts WTF

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EmperorSahlertz wrote...
Copper was not the first metal humans worked... The very first metal we effectively worked was gold, which also occurs naturally on the surface, the second was meteoric iron (that is iron from metorites if you have any doubts), which is the only form of iron to occur "naturally" on the surface. Then humans discovered copper. Now you have gold, which is a beautiful element, but it is not very common, so using it for tools or weapons was not feasible, since the rarity of the metal, made it very attractive for kings and chiefs to obtain jewelry made of the metal. Iron, was hard and strong, but very hard to properly work in the primitive forges of that time, and it was extremely rare to find any, given its meteoric origins. However iron was not beautiful like gold, so what little iron that was possessed by the early humans, was often made into tools, or even more often weapons, since iron weapons was without equal at that time. Copper on the other hand is both beautiful and hard, and even better it is very common, and easy to work, this lead to the widespread use of copper in jewelry crafting, tool crafting and weaponsmithing, and this lead to the start of the copper age.
And they didn't start to use copper earlier, because there were no permanent settlements. Once the first permanent settlements started to set their roots, a forge became much easier to handle, and thus the mass production of copper tools could begin in earnest.
And humans have been capable of using tools of all kinds since the very first ****** sapiens opened its eyes, what was lacking was the means to create these tools.


So, human made jewelry first ...hahaha good one

What for? To give to their wives or girlfriends?

And so, the way for human to procreate is the male must seducing the females by giving jewelries first...ah, it turn out to be a very ancient practice...

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Oh Qistina you're so willfully ignorant/crazy.

It's downright cute!

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Ah. I see now.
You were all wrong, and now I have my answer.
Qistina has been keeping this thread alive with utterly baffling posts.

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^^^ I would try and help enlighten you, but my previous experience "discussing" things with you has led me to believe you are guilty of what it is you accuse everyone else of doing, believing what they want to believe in.

If you really want to know, the first thing I'd do is take the time to investigate exactly what a theory is in science. You seem to be under the impression it is something little more than a guess without much supporting evidence. That is *not* what a theory is in the scientific community. in fact, it is almost precisely the opposite. For something to be labeled a theory in science, there has to be a fairly strong standard of proof to make said theory viable.


Evolutionism is a cult in scientific community, the evolutionists are cultists, they are magicians who disguise themselves as scientists. These magicians are really ****** offed by religion, they are not atheists, they have their own religion and they try to merge it into science, but atheists are more agreeable to accept the theory because they reject religion.

There is a conspiracy in scientific community, there are many scientists and archeologists who their work being rejected because what they found is against the "mainstream science" (Evolution Theory)

There are things that are dated long before human existed according to Evolution Theory, these things never go mainstream, they are keep hidden away in museum or archives. There are human footprints alongside with dinosaur footprints, there are ancient buildings with dinosaur decorations in it, there are ancient ruins dated millions years ago, there many more findings but these things will never go mainstream. It is Forbidden Archaeology....

There are many archeologists who get pissed off because their works never get appreciation...all their finding are to be forgotten

in 15 000 BC, human already advanced, pyramids already existed, it just in some part of the world where human are not developed in technology, similar like today, the African Natives are not as modern as the people in New York, the same like in ancient time. It doesn't mean when you find some fossils or crude looking things in one place there the beginning of human technological advances, there are other places already advanced.

The Orang Asli, Aborigines, Penan, African Natives and many more natives peoples are not advanced but they live in developed countries. What evolutionists do is making them as the examples of ancient peoples, these people choose to live in their traditional way in the middle of advanced people. These people still exist and using spears while everywhere on earth people using guns.

The theory have fall many times, but there are peoples who keep the theory alive...in science when the theory can be disputed, then it goes into trash can but evolutionists have no ethic...they say "maybe we will find more evidences in the future"...Darwinism have fall, but get alive again, the theory itself evolved..and that is not science, that is religion...they want to believe it and so they keep it

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sandalisthemaker wrote...

Ah. I see now.
You were all wrong, and now I have my answer.
Qistina has been keeping this thread alive with utterly baffling posts.


Glorious isn't it?

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continue...

Swords, spears and shields are still exist today...let say if our civilization fall because of something (war, plagues, natural mega disasters) and what remain in 20 000 years later are these swords, spears and shield being made today, archaeologist-evolutionists 20 000 years later found this remains and say human started to create sword, spear and shield 20 000 years ago

The world change, what was there are not there anymore, each time world change it destroy things...what do we know the things that have been buried deep underground?

Also, things destroyed due times, nothing remain forever...metal things will corrode, most things will decomposed, what remain now is the things that survive the earth natural decomposing mechanic. When we found a knife that dated 15 000 years ago, it doesn't mean that knife is the evidence of human starting making knife 15 000 years ago

The world map today is a map that have going changes many times in history. Just imagine when a continent suddenly break and moving away, the civilization on it destroyed due to earth quakes, tsunami and all the disasters

The Karakatoa, a volcano that explode sometime ago destroy the whole civilization in Indonesia...the whole island and peoples on it GONE, the effect of that explosion can be seen in Europe, the sky is drken for some time. Tsunami in Acheh destroy everything on surface, thousands die, no more buildings except some remain on the surface....these things happen in ancient time, these what makes what was there not there anymore....

Now archaeologists have found the City of Khrisna, a city that was written in Hindu holy book turn out to be existed, it being burried underwater in India

Evolutionists totally disregard these things...

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https://encrypted-tb...jngKoeiUBt_7kgA

Actual picture of Qistina, semi-confirmed rumor.

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Archaeology = Anthropology?

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Ah. I see now.
You were all wrong, and now I have my answer.
Qistina has been keeping this thread alive with utterly baffling posts.


Glorious isn't it?


Quite.

@Qistina
Never stop. You are a gem amongst the other forumites.
Cheers to you.:lol:

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I give another example, the Sodom (the city of Sodom), this city is popular among Abrhamic religious peoples (Jews, Christians and Muslims), it is written in Abrahamic religion holy book that this city once exist but destroyed due to God's wrath. It is written in detail about the destruction in Qoran, the city turn upside down and and stones from hell fall upon them. This city is believed located at the Dead Sea, underneath it. Now either you believe it was a punishment from God or not, the story is about the destruction of a city that being buried underground. Something that was there is not there anymore, it destroyed utterly

Similarly with Hindu text about Krishna City, the text tell us about Gods and Goddesses involving in epic battle against the dark Gods and Goddesses in the sky (the Mahabharata). Krishna is one of Hindu Gods, being worshiped by Hindu. For a very long time researches take it the story is just a myth or religious belief, but now it turn out be the City of Krishna really exist, it is under the sea

Now, Evolutionists (and evolution supporters especially atheists) reject religion, but turn out to be some things in religion turn out to be true. The things that they call as myth, legends, folk story, nonsense and "flying spaghetti" turn out to be true, what they want to say about that?

Science is just 1/3 of the whole pie...

There is pyramid underwater in Asia near Japan, and in it they found the Kris, the Malaysian weapon...this finding is shocking and questionable because Malay people all these time are never known to build such thing, Malaysia and Japan is far away...it means the world change, Malaysian and Japanese people today are the survivors of ancient people that being destroyed. Malaysians today never know that their ancestors was building pyramid near Japan...the finding never goes mainstream

And there is the lake of Chnini in Malaysia, this lake is popular with it's dragon, similar to Lochness Lake, the folks talking about there is dragon in this lake, of course it never being found but the archeologist found pyramids surrounding the area, being covered by the wild trees and forests...these findings never goes into the record...but the people who live there already know about it and some archeologist demand funding from the government for excavation, the government reject...why? Because it against Evolution Theory and political reason.

So...futuristic Thedas will be the same, there will be Mages who disguise themselves as scientists and making conspiracy against religion and controlling the mind of people

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Qistina wrote...

continue...

Swords, spears and shields are still exist today...let say if our civilization fall because of something (war, plagues, natural mega disasters) and what remain in 20 000 years later are these swords, spears and shield being made today, archaeologist-evolutionists 20 000 years later found this remains and say human started to create sword, spear and shield 20 000 years ago

The world change, what was there are not there anymore, each time world change it destroy things...what do we know the things that have been buried deep underground?

Also, things destroyed due times, nothing remain forever...metal things will corrode, most things will decomposed, what remain now is the things that survive the earth natural decomposing mechanic. When we found a knife that dated 15 000 years ago, it doesn't mean that knife is the evidence of human starting making knife 15 000 years ago

The world map today is a map that have going changes many times in history. Just imagine when a continent suddenly break and moving away, the civilization on it destroyed due to earth quakes, tsunami and all the disasters

The Karakatoa, a volcano that explode sometime ago destroy the whole civilization in Indonesia...the whole island and peoples on it GONE, the effect of that explosion can be seen in Europe, the sky is drken for some time. Tsunami in Acheh destroy everything on surface, thousands die, no more buildings except some remain on the surface....these things happen in ancient time, these what makes what was there not there anymore....

Now archaeologists have found the City of Khrisna, a city that was written in Hindu holy book turn out to be existed, it being burried underwater in India

Evolutionists totally disregard these things...


No, creationists totally disregard these things, because they say the world is less old than you cite evidence it is. Only certain creationists, of course, since others have religious beliefs compatible with it.