"Ofishial hello."
Why aren't we all made of vodka and beef jerky?
"Ofishial hello."
Why aren't we all made of vodka and beef jerky?
Because the tooth fairy devoured it.
If a male fan of MLP is a "brony," then what is a female fan of MLP?
An innocent child.
What is WITH stool samples?
Gross....
I do even want to know.
How come the lesbians on these here forums, are so expressive?
Because the only time lesbians shut up is when they their tongue is......occupied. And this is a gaming forum, people that get laid don't spend their time on gaming forums. ![]()
What exactly causes you to die when you don't sleep anymore?
Applesauce is clogging the connection.
Where is the internet?
Red is the color blue.
Why can't I FUS RO DA IRL?
They lack the correct mental paths. (DOESNT APPLY TO ME)
Why are pies shaped like a circle?
They aren't.
When will I die?
Because some guy got high and it looked like the car was driving threw the establishment.
Why are aliens going to come back and suck all of our brains out?
They are unemployed.
Where does Iceland get its water?
From Greenland.
What's in a name, when a rose smells sour?
Something that sounds fishy.
is playdough a solid or a liquid?
A solid snake.
What does blue look like?
Guest_Aotearas_*
Like red, just less red and more blue.
Why does the dog lick his balls?
Because the kids need new shoes, and that's his only solution!
What's the difference between 'smart-arse' and 'smart-ass'?
To get to the other side.
What *does* the fox say?
It depends on what he's trying to communicate.
Where do deleted characters go?
In hell.
Why am I addicted to Rap God?