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#226
Orian Tabris

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"Ofishial hello."

 

Why aren't we all made of vodka and beef jerky?



#227
Derpy

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Because Stalin.

Why can't I find Lala Land?

#228
Orian Tabris

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Because the tooth fairy devoured it.

 

If a male fan of MLP is a "brony," then what is a female fan of MLP?



#229
mybudgee

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An innocent child.

 

What is WITH stool samples?

 

Gross....



#230
Orian Tabris

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I do even want to know.

 

How come the lesbians on these here forums, are so expressive?



#231
Giant ambush beetle

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Because the only time lesbians shut up is when they their tongue is......occupied. And this is a gaming forum, people that get laid don't spend their time on gaming forums. :P

What exactly causes you to die when you don't sleep anymore?



#232
NekkidNones

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Unionised counting sheep rebel when not given their dues.

Why does iTunes suck so bad on PC?

#233
Iron Fist

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Applesauce is clogging the connection.

 

Where is the internet?



#234
Rusty Sandusky

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Inside a rubbish bin

What is the colour of red?

#235
Derpy

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Red is the color blue.

 

Why can't I FUS RO DA IRL?



#236
NekkidNones

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Cause everyone you meet online is a G.I.R.L.(Guy In Real Life)

Why can't mericans spell colour?

#237
Derpy

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They lack the correct mental paths. (DOESNT APPLY TO ME)

 

Why are pies shaped like a circle?



#238
Iron Fist

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They aren't.

 

When will I die?



#239
NekkidNones

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Soon, but fear not. Luke Skywalker will save your file, for use on the super computer.

Why don't they call drive-thru's, reach arounds? You're not driving through the establishment after all.

#240
Derpy

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Because some guy got high and it looked like the car was driving threw the establishment.

 

Why are aliens going to come back and suck all of our brains out?



#241
Iron Fist

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They are unemployed.

 

Where does Iceland get its water?



#242
Orian Tabris

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From Greenland.

 

What's in a name, when a rose smells sour?



#243
NekkidNones

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Something that sounds fishy.

 

is playdough a solid or a liquid?



#244
Orian Tabris

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A solid snake.

 

What does blue look like?


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#245
Guest_Aotearas_*

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Like red, just less red and more blue.

 

 

Why does the dog lick his balls?



#246
Orian Tabris

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Because the kids need new shoes, and that's his only solution!

 

What's the difference between 'smart-arse' and 'smart-ass'?



#247
NekkidNones

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A pro Britain Scotsmen.

Why DOE RAY ME FA SO LA TE DOE?

#248
FlyingSquirrel

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To get to the other side.

 

What *does* the fox say?



#249
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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It depends on what he's trying to communicate.

 

Where do deleted characters go?



#250
Derpy

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In hell.

 

Why am I addicted to Rap God?