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[Abraham_uk]

No. I wouldn't be able to do anything because I'd be the meat of a dead pig.

 

Is it okay for me to celebrate the fact this page has reached page 100, when we're now on page 101?

 

[Abraham_uk]

No.

They instead look for your name in phone books.

Oh if they tell you they're coming back, you better believe it!

 

 

How many monkeys (actual monkeys) does it take to change a lightbulb?

[N0rke]

No, they are the bushes.

 

2, one to change the lightbulb and one to scratch its butt.

 

If something defies all logic, does that make it a teenager?

[Abraham_uk]

No. Wrong way round. All logic defies teenagers.

 

Ugh, you trumped my answer to One Woman Army's silly question. Damn you NOrke!

Oh and thanks for creating yet another time travel paradox on this thread!

I remember that time a couple of days ago when several posters created loads of time travel paradoxes on this thread!

 

Damn it. NOrke! You did another time travel paradox!

What will happen if we keep flooding this thread with time travel paradoxes?

Will it cease to exist?

[mousestalker]

There will be a whole lot of shakin' goin' on.

Am I darned for eternity because of that answer?

[FraQ]

Darn tootin' right you are!

 

 

 

Where do the darned go?

[Abraham_uk]

Damn it. I misunderstood Mouse Stalker's joke.

I initially thought Mouse Stalker was referring to that scene in Back to the Future where Marty Mc Fly goes on the stage and sings (with some shaking involved). I didn't realise it was a mean spirited joke about something else...

 

 

 

The Darned go here!

 

 

 

Can you think of a more epic Game Over?

[smoke and mirrors]

No

 

If someone says " that takes the cake " is it a real cake and where is it ?

[breakdown71289]

Yes, inside your MIND.

 

 

Why is 9:00 never in the after noon? 

[smoke and mirrors]

In an alternate universe it is

 

 

Would it be better if everything was the opposite ?

[Orian Tabris]

All I know is my gut says maybe.

 

Can pillows fly?

[smoke and mirrors]

In pillow fights they can

 

Have you ever pranked anyone ?

[AutumnWitch]

yes

 

 

have you every wore your underwear on the outside of your clothes?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Yes because I'm a superhero

 

Do bald men use shampoo?

[AutumnWitch]

only in other places

 

why do so many bald men have beards?

[SafetyShattered]

No. They use a tile buffer.

I'm out of shampoo, care to buy me some? I'll pay you back probably...at some point...maybe.

[AutumnWitch]

I use girly shampoo you woudnt like it

 

Will you show me all the heroes are?

[SafetyShattered]

Ninja >.<

To compensate...they probably think if they have all that extra hair no one will notice.

Same question I just asked lol.

[SafetyShattered]

Ninja'd again!

Yes...turn around. You're welcome.

Am I a smartass?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Nope xP

 

Can you fly backwards as quickly as you fly forwards?

[AutumnWitch]

so I have heard

 

yes

 

Am I a ******?

[SafetyShattered]

If by ***** you mean an entertaining person then yes you are.

Is that what you meant?

[AutumnWitch]

no

 

when do I hit the whittle red button?