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[SafetyShattered]

Because it's freaking great. Better then sex....well maybe nit that good, it's still good tho lol.

Why do some people hate chocolate?

[AutumnWitch]

cuz all they had is American chocolate

 

why do people say this or that?

[Orian Tabris]

Because they can or can't.

 

How badly did you hurt yourself?

[ObserverStatus]

i can't feel by bunghole

 

Have you ever been stopped by a private citizen, trying to place you under arrest for driving while in the back seat of your car?

[SafetyShattered]

Not from the backseat. But I was placed under citizen arrest for trying to fornicate with a mailbox.

Will the mailbox call me back?

[N0rke]

Probably not, it's just not that into you.

 

If a duck gets pulled over for driving drunk, would the police bill him for it?

[SafetyShattered]

>.< go home your drunk.

Are you drunk?

[AutumnWitch]

nope

 

do you want to be drunk?

[SafetyShattered]

.....nnnnoooooeeessss I no old enough lol.

Are you laughing at me?

[Fiddles dee dee]

I AM SOBER THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

 

So long as you're over 18 I'm not laughing at you...if you're under 18 this is hysterical.

 

Are you high?

[AutumnWitch]

yes,,,

 

no

 

have you ever kissed a girl?

[SafetyShattered]

@Fiddles I'm 20 lol.

Yes, I have lol.

Have you ever massaged a girl's shoulders?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Yesss

 

Have you ever gone a little lower?

[SafetyShattered]

I've gone a lot lower lol.

Have you ever gone even lower?

[Fiddles dee dee]

 

Maaaaaybe

 

Have you ever failed at a sport?

[SafetyShattered]

Yeah. A couple friends tried to get me to okay volleyball with them. Oh dear lord, I was terrible. One of the few sports I am terrible at lol.

Have you ever taught someone how to play a sport?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Hahahahahahahaha 

 

yes.

 

Have you ever taught someone something complicated?

[SafetyShattered]

Yes, calculus lol. I tried to tutor someone. They didn't make it easy.

Have you ever tutored anyone with a particular school subject?

[smoke and mirrors]

No

 

Why did you ask a" have you " in the silly thread ?

[smoke and mirrors]

You are the most entertaining one here 

 

 

why don`t more people post in silly questions ?

[Orian Tabris]

Because less people are silly.

 

Are you a panda?

[bEVEsthda]

I got bored already when I heard about the diet.

 

 

 

Do people who chop down 2000-3000 year old trees, expect another to grow up?

[Katiefrost]

Actually, they expect them to respawn.


Have you ever built a virtual tree house?

[smoke and mirrors]

No it was virtually finished when the virtual wind blow it down   

 

 

Why do people talk to themselves ?