Because it guarantees a base level of conversation.
Why do ants build colonies?
Because it guarantees a base level of conversation.
Why do ants build colonies?
So they can eventually colonize Mars.
Why on Earth do woodchucks chuck wood?
Woodchucks don't chuck wood. AHA I KNOW THIS ONE.
If woodchucks did chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?
Because the answer isn't 21, it's 42!
Why is the answer always 42?
They have good taste
Why do designers design ?
For the same reason tractors tract and antlers ant.
How was cheese discovered?
by someone who really wanted a cheese toastie
Why do men think fart humour is so funny?
Because we've been "jacked into" the Matrix for too long.....
Why do women love shopping so much? (not a hate question, just asking lol)
the same reason men like watching sports on the telly
Why do we give people amputated plants (flowers) as terms of affection?
Because [insert applicable entity here] was feeling a bit blue the day they made the sky.
Why do people question why the sky is blue when they should really be concerned as to why the grass is green?
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
because the spiders that have invested into clean energy are worried, their host.and by host i mean humans, might not live.the grass is just a faded memory of the womb
Why do spiders love pizza so much?
It's pizza. What doesn't?
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Steampunk, because they're all about noodles
What makes the sun sing along to a christmas song?
My magic 8 ball says 'Ask again later'.
Because they like the look of the back of my head.
Why am I still up right now?
because you eyes are glowing
Who would win Superman or the Hulk?
Superman. He looks better in tights
Why does it rain?
cuz H2O is heavy
Why does it snow?
Because Summer, Spring and Fall are Inferior seasons. Winter is the superior season.
Why am I still awake?
the monkey is throwing water balloons at you
Why do people like monkey humour?