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#2576
Fiddles dee dee

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Because it guarantees a base level of conversation. 

 

Why do ants build colonies?



#2577
Jeremiah12LGeek

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So they can eventually colonize Mars.

 

Why on Earth do woodchucks chuck wood?



#2578
Fiddles dee dee

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Woodchucks don't chuck wood. AHA I KNOW THIS ONE.

 

If woodchucks did chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?



#2579
SafetyShattered

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*sigh* the answer is and always will be...21.

Why must people keep asking that question? The answer is always the same!

#2580
Fiddles dee dee

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Because the answer isn't 21, it's 42!

 

Why is the answer always 42?



#2581
Elhanan

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Because as Monty Python illustrated, the proper numeral lies between them: Three. Five is right out....

:lol:

Why do Federation Officers like Earl Grey tea?

#2582
smoke and mirrors

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They have good taste

 

 

Why do designers design ?



#2583
Monster A-Go Go

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For the same reason tractors tract and antlers ant.

 

How was cheese discovered?


  • smoke and mirrors aime ceci

#2584
AutumnWitch

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by someone who really wanted a cheese toastie

 

Why do men think fart humour is so funny?



#2585
breakdown71289

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Because we've been "jacked into" the Matrix for too long.....

 

Why do women love shopping so much? (not a hate question, just asking lol)



#2586
AutumnWitch

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the same reason men like watching sports on the telly

 

 

Why do we give people amputated plants (flowers) as terms of affection?



#2587
SafetyShattered

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I'm not giving a silly answer to that because I don't want to go to hell lol.

Why is the sky blue?

#2588
N0rke

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Because [insert applicable entity here] was feeling a bit blue the day they made the sky.

 

Why do people question why the sky is blue when they should really be concerned as to why the grass is green?



#2589
Guest_mikeucrazy_*

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because the spiders that have invested into clean energy are worried, their host.and by host i mean humans, might not live.the grass is just a faded memory of the womb

 

Why do spiders love pizza so much?



#2590
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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It's pizza. What doesn't?



#2591
Guest_mikeucrazy_*

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Steampunk, because they're all about noodles 

 

What makes the sun sing along to a christmas song?



#2592
Katiefrost

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It's happy the winter solstice is over.



How old is 42 in dog years?

#2593
Dominus

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6.

What are the chances of HotBunz making another troll thread soon?

#2594
N0rke

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My magic 8 ball says 'Ask again later'.

 
Why is there someone standing right behind you?


#2595
Jalil

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Because they like the look of the back of my head.

 

Why am I still up right now?



#2596
AutumnWitch

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because you eyes are glowing

 

 

Who would win Superman or the Hulk?



#2597
themikefest

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Superman. He looks better in tights

 

Why does it rain?



#2598
AutumnWitch

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cuz H2O is heavy

 

Why does it snow?



#2599
Killdren88

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Because Summer, Spring and Fall are Inferior seasons. Winter is the superior season.

 

Why am I still awake?



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AutumnWitch

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the monkey is throwing water balloons at you

 

 

Why do people like monkey humour?