Because they throw poop! If only we could all have such sophisticated senses of humor,
Why can I still not fly?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#2602
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 11:31
AutumnWitch
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your arms dont have enough feathers
Why do some people go "Hadouken"?
#2603
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 01:47
SafetyShattered
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Well, what do you expect them to say? HaDONTuken? That would be silly....
Why is my car a toaster with wheels?
Why is my car a toaster with wheels?
#2604
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:19
Monster A-Go Go
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Because Neptr.
What's hotter than the sun?
#2605
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:22
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Why do some people think they know everything about someone when in fact they know ****?
#2606
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:34
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Because depending on when they last ate, s*** may comprise up to 5% of a person's body weight.*
*not a fact.
Why do villains always explain their master plan before trying to kill a hero with an easily-escapable contrivance?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:43
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Because villains don't usually have much of a brain, so they cant think that far ahead LOL
Why are people always so good at jumping into moving cars in movies? It's really not that easy in real life and that's a fact, tried it with my Aunt today when I accidently drove away while she was entering the backseat of my car.... it didn't go well and she didn't get in... 
#2608
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:45
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Because your aunt isn't being paid an A-list Hollywood salary to jump into that car!
Why do people think other people deserve millions of dollars to chase a ball?
#2609
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:53
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Because those people have been hypnotized by those people who gets those millions into thinking that they deserve those millions
Why can some people jump from building to building while others cannot?
#2610
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 03:59
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Because radioactive arachnids.
Why does some wine come in a box?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 04:15
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Because the wine in glass bottles contains acid while the ones in boxes does not 
Why do apples grow on trees?
#2612
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 04:18
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To be further away from the worms.
What's the greatest sin?
#2613
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 04:42
Beerfish
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Putting Ketchup on a steak.
How can bacon be bad for you?
#2614
Posté 23 septembre 2014 - 04:45
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The spirits of the fallen pigs will haunt thee forevermore!
Is Al Bama from Alabama?
Is Al Bama from Alabama?
#2615
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 01:01
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No. Ali Baba is from Arabian Nights.
Ooops sorry misread. 
If you were chosen to play The Doctor in Doctor Who,
what would you bring to the role?
#2616
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 05:02
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A different accent.
What's a politically correct term for a d-bag?
#2617
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 08:15
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GOP
When is the last flight to Tahiti leaving?
#2618
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 08:33
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Right now!
Do short people notice things on the ground more often than tall people?
#2619
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 08:44
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yes
do tell people feel the rain first?
#2620
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 08:50
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No, birds do.
Is there a secret society of short people bent on ridding the world of all the tall people?
#2621
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 08:55
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I believe there is!
Have you ever thought the Simpsons was real life?
#2622
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 09:00
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no but it should be
Where IS the end of the rainbow?
#2623
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 09:06
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In a pot of gold.
Are there leprechauns there?
#2624
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 09:52
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Under where? Oh drat, you made me say underwear. Just for that I'm not going to tell you.
If the U.S. is all about freedom then why do they oppress so many animals by putting them in zoos?
#2625
Posté 24 septembre 2014 - 10:02
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Because Shamu is secretly controlling us.
What is wrong with GTA V?
