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[smoke and mirrors]

what`s wrong is they made to many GTA`s

 

 

Why do we have put up with Jaws 24 ?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because Jaws Bauer is the only fish with guts enough to take a bite out of terror.

 

Why uvulas?

[mousestalker]

The "Pro-U" lobby pointed out that it is the most neglected vowel.

If you transfer all of your A's, E's, O's, I's and U's, what is that?

[AutumnWitch]

it isn't.

 

Why doesn't Texas just leave the Union as the keep threatening to?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because they only have enough manpower to build a fence around one foreign border.

 

Where's my flying car?

[Abraham_uk]

Edit. Wrong thread...

 

Your flying car is destroyed. I accidently drove it into the ocean when I was typing the wrong message in the wrong thread.

 

 

How much of a fool am I?

[Katiefrost]

Only one on a ship full..


Are you on a fool's errand?

[breakdown71289]

To the moon and back!

 

Why can't we ever go Back to the Future?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because we haven't hit our heads hard enough to invent the flux capacitor.

 

Who invented the chair?

[Fiddles dee dee]

A bloke called Sir Chairington

 

Who wrote the first swear word?

[SafetyShattered]

Yo mamma.

Who wrote the first yo mamma joke?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Damon Wayans. 

 

Who wrote the book of the never ending story?

[SafetyShattered]

Todd Cheddar.

What other books has he written?

[Monster A-Go Go]

None.  Unless he's a liar, he's immortal and still working on The Never Ending Story.

 

What is the deal with Grape Nuts?

[SafetyShattered]

They're grape testicles.

 

Why do you eat grape testicles?

[N0rke]

Because I'm practicing.

 

Why haven't we built floating cities yet?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Why do you eat grape testicles?

Napa Valley Oysters.

 

Ninja'd.

 

Because Colombia (Bioshock Infinite) was such a failure, they scrapped the whole program.

 

Why does Wil E. Coyote keep ordering from ACME?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Because he can't read?

 

If Steam crashed tomorrow what would EA's face be like?

[Monster A-Go Go]

 

How do you make a perfect hard boiled egg?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Stick it in the oven.

 

How does Adventure time work?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Like a rainbow having an orgasm on crack.

 

Why was Twilight so popular?

[smoke and mirrors]

Teenage girls are everywhere .

 

 

When did vampires become shiny ?

[Dominus]

When Stephanie Meyer had a dream, and created a Nightmare.

What is the meaning of life? Is there any point to our Day-To-Day trivialities, or are we just meandering around on an overpopulated planet full of duck faces and Kim Kardashian fans?

[Abraham_uk]

We decide our own meaning in our lives.

The planet is overpopulated though.

 

Maybe Dominus that can be the meaning of your life.

How to solve the overpopulation problem.

 

 

How would Dominus solve the overpopulation problem?

[smoke and mirrors]

Natural attrition   

 

Who says the worlds overpopulated , i have a spare room ?