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[mousestalker]

You only think it's empty.

Why is it, when you are really getting into a great song, someone always interrupts?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because the water sounds like a constant applause.

 

Who was Jack the Ripper, really?

[Fishy]

 rabbit

 

If the supermegatron of this ultrasonic composition inside the superflex is sent at a speed equal to the gravity of the vortex inside of this parralex sphere. WIll this spaceship be able to fly without any holster that supervise his direction ?

[Monster A-Go Go]

So long as you have the Negasonic Teenage Warhead at the helm. 

 

What will begin the zombie apocalypse?

[mousestalker]

Only if the suprawave granulator is obfrozzled. Otherwise, no. 'ed

 

If we ever run out of cheese, the zombie apocalypse commences.

Are there really foreign languages or are all those people just kidding?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Onay, erethay eallyray areway oreignfay anguageslay

 

Rope or chains?

[Abraham_uk]

People have one arm for doing stuff.

They have another arm for balance.

More than two and you'll fall over. Less than two and you'll also fall over!

 

 

Ugh. Why do I keep doing this?

Removed post in spoiler.

 

 

Spoiler

 

I'm so tired.

 

I've been in elven shootouts and sixteen hand to hand fights.

Those guys were relentless. Those men and women are great fighters, but I'm better.

 

[Katiefrost]

Because.


What's the longest time you've ever stayed in the water?

[chance52]

9 months. The human body is about 65% water so...

 

 

 

 

 

They say the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.  That what might be right for you, might not be right for some. So what I wonder is 'does it really take different strokes to move the world?' I think it would move mostly on inertia at this point.

[AutumnWitch]

It all comes down to entropy.

 

Why are humans the only animals that feel "weird" about being nude?

[Jalil]

Corporate Lies of the clothing outfitters.

 

Why do people put so much emphasis on appearing normal?

[AutumnWitch]

Because most people are scared to be different.

 

Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

[Jalil]

Neither, it is gray with black AND white stripes.

 

Why would one call herself AutumnWitch?

[SafetyShattered]

Because WinterWitch was already taken.

Why am I so gullible?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because you were once a gullicalf.

 

Why does the idea of a lightwhip (light saber in whip form) make me groan and roll my eyes?

[N0rke]

Because lightsabers aren't meant to be flaccid.

 

Why do governments let aliens (from outer space) walk among us?

[chance52]

Because it costs way to much to deport them with NASA budget cuts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is there a my little pony thread that has almost 2000 pages of posts on BSN? Followup, why is it when you look at only BioWare posts in said thread do you see a surprising amount of warnings like this "no direct links to any nudity or depictions of extreme violence. There was a fanfic that was quite violent and inappropriate whose link I had to remove."

 

*shudder*

[Abraham_uk]

To the My Little Pony thread. There is the commonly held belief that "friendship is magic".

Aww. The cute little ponies. 

 

Seriously though. Not really my cup of tea.

 

 

As for the fanfic. I never saw it because someone removed it...

 

 

 

Would Rowan Atkinson have made Twilight better?

 

[Monster A-Go Go]

Nothing could have made it worse.

 

Why is Kim Kardashian famous?

[Abraham_uk]

Because there is a reality TV show about a uber rich family.

Nothing happens on this show.

Come on Kardassians. Add a made up storyline involving embezzlement and pretend officers asking the Kardassians.

Then add made up allegations about a made up mafia.

Oh and a made up shoot out.

 

Oh and we'll add a made up character to the show whose only appearance is to get murdered. Just so Kim Kardashian can face pretend trial for the pretend murder of a fictional character! 

 

[No one actually gets harmed in this outrageous suggestion].

 

It's already a contrived fictional show, so why not add outlandish contrived scenarios?

[Katiefrost]

The show's producers don't have enough imagination to consider that.


How do the Kardashians stand themselves?

[Abraham_uk]

Pride? I take great pride in my propensity to watch and speak nonsense!

I shall be heralding the age of the idiocracy!

 

Now who will be daft enough to stand with me?

 

[Raises flag and sings the anthem of the Idiocracy].