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#2676
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Alright I will!!!!! :D

 

 

Why do I not have a wish genie available to me at all times I want?!


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#2677
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because that would be OP.

why can´t life be like a videogame?


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#2678
Abraham_uk

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That would make life tedious.

 

 

Really? The goal of real life is to romance that person?

I have to repeat the same day over and over again until I succeed?

 

 

If you had a Groundhog day experience that lasted 20 years, how would you spend it?



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I would act out every movie I had ever seen with some stuffed animals my gf gave me....star wars with a teddy bear as Darth Vader? Yes please.

Does stuffed animal star trek sound like a good movie idea to you?

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Monster A-Go Go

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Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a casting director!

 

What's the deadliest poison known to man?


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#2681
SafetyShattered

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Mayonnaise.....it's disgusting.

Have you ever stayed up all night because sleeping sounded boring?

#2682
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many many times

 

Have you ever wondered how glass can be made from sand?


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#2683
SafetyShattered

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Not until now lol.

Have you ever bought a new console for a game that ended up being cancelled?

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AutumnWitch

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no....that would be silly.

 

Have you ever drank Bacardi 151 straight/neat?



#2685
Abraham_uk

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No. Bacardi 151 drinks me.

That actually made no sense.

 

 

A human, an elf, a dwarf and a qunari enter a bar.

Any punchlines?



#2686
FraQ

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The elf got sick, the Dwarf got in a fight, the Qunari ate all the bar food, and the Human romanced them all?

 

How are they gonna get home!?


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#2687
Monster A-Go Go

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They'll click the icon.  firefox-home-icon.png

 

What's Apple's next exciting product reveal?



#2688
Jalil

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A product that is fully functional and high quality at launch.

 

What makes one a #2 Boss?



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FraQ

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Lots of coffee and a communal toilet...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

#2690
Monster A-Go Go

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The chicken fried egg...now at IHOP.

 

What's at the bottom of the Marianas Trench?



#2691
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The egg, an almost-chicken creature laid the egg and in the egg was a mutation, the first real chicken.

Edit, ninja'd.

What's at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Rock, hardrock to be specific.


What is the space between the strings filled with?

#2692
Monster A-Go Go

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String theory?  It's filled with quantum!

 

quantum_chopra.jpeg

 

Why do people actually take advice from Doctor Phil or Doctor Oz?



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Bedside manner, maybe.



Do you run a fever if you sprout claws and fangs?

#2694
Monster A-Go Go

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No, you starve a fever, run a cold.

 

How did Tarzan die?



#2695
AutumnWitch

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Why is an plus sign drawn the way it is?



#2696
Monster A-Go Go

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Someone thought it'd be a plus.

 

What's that smell?



#2697
Abraham_uk

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The smell of success.

The smell of Eccentrick79. :wizard:

 

Is there such a thing as racism (or specism) against the entire human species?


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#2698
Katiefrost

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Certainly among groups of extremist grizzly bears...



Why do birds have cloacae?
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#2699
Monster A-Go Go

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Because they were on a budget when each species was investing in genitals.

 

Why the platypus?  I mean, really, why?



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Because god has a great sense of humor. And it really fit the bill.

Where's the Beef?
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