Alright I will!!!!! ![]()
Why do I not have a wish genie available to me at all times I want?!
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Alright I will!!!!! ![]()
Why do I not have a wish genie available to me at all times I want?!
because that would be OP.
why can´t life be like a videogame?
That would make life tedious.
Really? The goal of real life is to romance that person?
I have to repeat the same day over and over again until I succeed?
If you had a Groundhog day experience that lasted 20 years, how would you spend it?
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a casting director!
What's the deadliest poison known to man?
many many times
Have you ever wondered how glass can be made from sand?
no....that would be silly.
Have you ever drank Bacardi 151 straight/neat?
No. Bacardi 151 drinks me.
That actually made no sense.
A human, an elf, a dwarf and a qunari enter a bar.
Any punchlines?
The elf got sick, the Dwarf got in a fight, the Qunari ate all the bar food, and the Human romanced them all?
How are they gonna get home!?
They'll click the icon. ![]()
What's Apple's next exciting product reveal?
A product that is fully functional and high quality at launch.
What makes one a #2 Boss?
The chicken fried egg...now at IHOP.
What's at the bottom of the Marianas Trench?
String theory? It's filled with quantum!

Why do people actually take advice from Doctor Phil or Doctor Oz?
No, you starve a fever, run a cold.
How did Tarzan die?
Why is an plus sign drawn the way it is?
Someone thought it'd be a plus.
What's that smell?
The smell of success.
The smell of Eccentrick79. ![]()
Is there such a thing as racism (or specism) against the entire human species?
Because they were on a budget when each species was investing in genitals.
Why the platypus? I mean, really, why?