It's over there! *points the other direction and then eats the beef* Oops, my mistake.
Where does sausage come from?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#2702
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 08:11
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dead animals and spices
Why are bubbles round?
#2703
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 08:32
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Because otherwise bubblebutts would look silly.
Who killed Batman's parents?
#2704
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 08:40
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You did. You were the sleeper agent the government used to ensure that Bruce Wayne became Batman.
Whose line is it anyway?
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#2705
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 09:02
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Tony Montana's. All the lines belong to Scarface!
What's the best possible tattoo?
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Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 12:46
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A unicorn with a pink heart next to it! 
Why do unicorns hide in the bushes? 
I am scared 
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#2707
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 01:48
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There's a unicorn in the bushes?!
Spoiler
I got this...
What's the best pose to display a stuffed unicorn in?
#2708
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 02:16
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Regular Oreos or Double Stuff?
#2709
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 02:18
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Double Stuff.. and ewwww
Would you own a pool of sharks with laser beams on their heads?
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#2710
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 02:22
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Nah. Insurance would be through the roof. And lasers take too much energy to run. I'm not made of frickin' money. Just give me the classic moat full of piranhas.
What's the best thing about being a hobo?
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#2711
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 02:44
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Not encumbered by possessions or food or a mortgage, also free train rides.
Why do hobos carry all their possessions in a handkerchief on the end of a stick?
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#2712
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 03:00
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It's called a Bindle and it's a fashion choice!
All the cool hobo's are doing it!
What time is dinner at the looney bin?
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#2713
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 03:20
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100 o'clock, the looney bin uses metric time.
Do they do lab tests and cat scans at the vets office?
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Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 03:38
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Of course they do! If you are human! You were there two days ago getting lab tests done in your brain, don't you remember???!!!
Has Beerfish lost it now after that lab test at the vet?
#2715
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 08:04
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No, He's still got it.
Of course... now he also has fleas!
What makes the absolute best scratching utensil?
#2716
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 08:09
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a sharp pen.
Whom are the Mantis Men?
#2717
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 11:18
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Unfortunately, no one can be told whom the Mantis Men is.
What's the next Lucky Charm marshmallow?
#2718
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 11:21
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It's a lucky severed human ear.
Who wins in a fight?
Count Chocula or Tony the Tiger!?
#2719
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 11:42
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Count Chocula. Unless Tony has a stake.
Why was softball invented?
#2720
Posté 01 octobre 2014 - 11:44
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to get the girls to the game.
Why going full Retarded a bad idea?
#2721
Posté 02 octobre 2014 - 04:44
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err...umm...what now?
Why aren't clouds polka-doted?
#2722
Posté 02 octobre 2014 - 04:59
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Because the Glow Cloud forbids it!!
How do birds fly?
#2723
Posté 02 octobre 2014 - 05:26
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they get high
why do bung beetles well...you now?
#2724
Posté 02 octobre 2014 - 05:30
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It's a sh*tty job, but someone has to do it.
Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood?
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#2725
Posté 02 octobre 2014 - 05:34
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it metaphorical for what we do to men (and I dont mean the naughty thing)
Why is american money green?
