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#251
Guest_Act of Velour_*

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Because you're just too white and nerdy.

 

Does horse raddish count as an instrument?



#252
Sir DeLoria

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Only on Tuesdays.

Why do most people have brown eyes?

#253
Iron Fist

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Green hasn't chosen them yet.

 

Where can I buy a planet?



#254
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Amazon.

 

What's a "google?"



#255
Terca

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More than you could ever want.

 

Is the grass greener on the other side?



#256
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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No, it's brown here.

 

Is the poopdeck really what it sounds like?



#257
NekkidNones

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No, there aren't any cards made from poop.

Why aren't sunglasses called shaddy glasses?

#258
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Wouldn't roll off the tongue as well.

 

What does a nine-tailed demonic fox say?



#259
Naughty Bear

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Nein nein nein?

 

Where am I.



#260
smoke and mirrors

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Here on BSN

 

 

What sort of noise annoys an oyster ?



#261
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Justin Beiber.

 

What do you do with a drunk marine?



#262
Derpy

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Make him drink even more.

 

What should I do with my good friend, Inquisitor Recon?



#263
bEVEsthda

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Force him to eat your cooking and laugh at your jokes. Every day.

 

What should we do if we were made slaves by invading aliens?



#264
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Alien women.

 

What do you call a flying snake with venom enough to kill a rat?



#265
Derpy

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Snerd.

 

Why does BSN=PSN?



#266
NekkidNones

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Because all people in Edmonton are Asian cowboys.

How do I get my bioware points back into cash I can use?

#267
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Sell your account. Not that there's anything legal with that.

 

Why did I sleep through pizza night?



#268
Orian Tabris

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The pizza was covered in chloroform and when you took a bite you fell unconscious. The reason you don't remember eating it is because the pizza was so bad your mind has blocked the memory out.

 

Which one is one?



#269
Iron Fist

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That koala over there.

 

How can I safely remove my head?



#270
Orian Tabris

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With a jaws of life.

 

Am I gullible?



#271
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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If the answer's yes, will you buy my dodo?

 

What sort of job can an English major get?



#272
Orian Tabris

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Nmmm... probably a military position.

 

I'm... me?



#273
TheClonesLegacy

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No, you're a mushroom.

 

Where can I buy some high quality Headlight Fluid?



#274
Orian Tabris

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That depends. Do you want it for your car or yourself?

 

You got it, but did you really want it?



#275
smoke and mirrors

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Yes... no ... i am not sure .

 

Can you see grass grow ?