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[Monster A-Go Go]

To represent the envy they feel for everyone who has more than them.

 

Can you teach a robot to love?

[AutumnWitch]

no but you can program it to.

 

Why do people falsely think Kim Kardashian is pretty?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because dat ass?

 

Why do dogs chase their tails?

[AutumnWitch]

(fair enough)

 

cuz its stuck to their arse

 

Why do cats not care?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Because they're not as cool as honey badgers, but they're trying.

 

Why do 9 out of 10 dentists recommend flossing?

[AutumnWitch]

cuz they have popcorn struck in their teeth

 

Why does ANYONE want to be a dentist?

[Monster A-Go Go]

 

How are you today?

[AutumnWitch]

42

 

When does the sun dance with the moon?

[Monster A-Go Go]

When the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

 

Can you hold my jet pack for a second, please?

[AutumnWitch]

I aint holding your anything Mr.!

 

Why do cows moo?

[smoke and mirrors]

They don`t really moo , they are saying moove to get the other cow out of the way .

 

 

Why do some people make funny noises when eating ?

[AutumnWitch]

They're deflecting all the moos.

 

Who would win...The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four?

[Jalil]

It would be a draw because they would both give up.

 

Would you rather be smacked by a beautiful woman or an average-ish one?

[AutumnWitch]

hee hee...I'd let them both slap me and ask for more

 

Why do some birds tweet and others squawk?

[Jalil]

Because some sing and others screech.

 

Would you rather be with a woman who likes to draw blood or one who likes to do things at wacky times of day?

[AutumnWitch]

Six of one, half a dozen of another.

 

If you play draw poker do you have to write on the cards?

[FraQ]

Poker, I don't even know her!

 

How many cards make a deck?

 

 

(confused threads there for a second @.@)

[Abraham_uk]

Poker, I don't even know her!

 

How many cards make a deck?

 

 

(confused threads there for a second @.@)    [Don't worry FraQ. I do that all the time. Forgiven. Oh wait wrong thread... ]

 

 

I take it 52 would be the wrong answer. It doesn't take into account the card that explains the purpose of a card pack, the two joker cards, the cards that explain how to play the various card games.

 

 

If you received an envelope addressed to you that had a single Joker card contained within it how would you react?

[FraQ]

I would react by exclaiming, "OMG I knew it! I AM Batman!" Then I'd look around to see if I could find Batgirl... cause shwing!

 

 

What do I win for answering correctly?

[Monster A-Go Go]

A schwing set.

 

What should be my superhero name?

[smoke and mirrors]

Power Suit

 

What would be your super hero power ?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Flying and teleportation.  And immortal youth if I have points left.

 

What is Donald Trump's toupee made from?

[AutumnWitch]

who really cares.

 

Why are the Simpson's yellow?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Because Groaning was out of orange ink.

 

Are there male witches?

[AutumnWitch]

Not that I know of.

 

Are there invisible pink unicorns?