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[Monster A-Go Go]

Not that you know of.

 

How does Santa fund his entire gift-giving endeavor?

[AutumnWitch]

Elven Magic

 

Why don't Santa's elves rebel?

[smoke and mirrors]

Because Santa eats the bad elves ( that`s why he`s so fat  )

 

 

When did reindeer start flying ?

[FraQ]

I make them special order on my flying reindeer farm.

 

 

What's the best fictional creature to own as a pet?

[Beerfish]

Frankenstein!

 

Do you get smarter as you get older or do you get older as you get smarter?

[Al Bundy]

You get smarter when you dress better

What's the difference between a duck?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

One floats and the other is AutumnWitch.

 

What is the best breakfast?

[Al Bundy]

The one that crosses the finish line first

How old was Shakespeare?

[bEVEsthda]

He was forty years old, ...at one time, ...long ago.

 

 

Why don't we breed cows for riding and racing?

[Qwib Qwib]

They don't know the secret. Everyone knows olive oil and baby powder on your shoes does the trick.

 

Why is gravity different for MJ?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Michael Jackson? I'm pretty sure he follows the same gravity rules everyone else does now.

 

(Though I am interested to know why gravity was different for him...)

[Al Bundy]

Gravity was different for him because he didn't watch it in 3D

What did the tomato say to the lemon?

[Katiefrost]

Orange you going to ketchup with me?



Do you find bananas apeeling?

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes

 

Why do they used to call tomatoes love apples ?

[Qwib Qwib]

Michael Jackson? I'm pretty sure he follows the same gravity rules everyone else does now.

 

(Though I am interested to know why gravity was different for him...)

 

The Smooth Criminal lean. 

[Qwib Qwib]

They do? I learn something new everyday.

 

Why do I enjoy eating raw onions?

[Katiefrost]

plutonium breath... 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you let the cat out?

[Qwib Qwib]

No. Cats are for... pusses.

Oh my god I can't believe i said that. And I don't even believe in a god.

 

 

Why haven't the manatees conquered the world yet?

[Elhanan]

They lack a seal of approval....



Who pays for bottled water?

[Abraham_uk]

Because you need air fresher when someone lets one slip.

Because some environments have no air so you must pump the right amounts of oxygen and nitrogen into a place with no atmosphere.

Because only special kind of gasses can be used for commercial energy and those are in dwindling supply.

Because some people charge you for giving advice that amounts to nothing but hot air and exhaling gas.

 

Now but the silliest reason is whatever the world leaders will tell you.

 

You see this isn't the issue at hand. The issue is how do we get hold of the gas and hold the world to ransom so that we can protect the interests of our people?

 

 

 

Which leads on nicely to my silly question.

 

How do we get hold of all of the world's fossil and hold the world to ransom so that we can protect the interests of our people?

[breakdown71289]

Step 1: Find a dragon.

 

Step 2: Get on its back.

 

Step 3: Fly high into the air.

 

Step 4: Threaten everyone you see that if they don't give you fossils, the dragon will

 

 

Why weren't The Mighty Ducks in The Mighty Ducks movie actual mighty ducks?

[Katiefrost]

Ducks can't skate with webbed feet.



Why did the University of Oregon choose the name "ducks" for their athletic department?
http://www.goducks.com/

[Jalil]

Due to the "Wounded Duck" nature of their forward passes. 

 

What makes one an intellectual?