usually 3-6 beers
What day is the day after?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#2777
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 06:22
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It's the day after the day you asked for the day after.
When is it okay to wear a tubetop?
#2778
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 09:51
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As long as you look good in it 
What happens to tired tyres ?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 10:34
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They retire 
Where do they retire to?
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#2780
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 04:47
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The bedroom. They'll wake up the following day ready for a hard days work. 
How long after I make a post on this thread, does it take for me to edit the post with a question?
(On average).
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Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 06:17
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Hahahahaha, it takes you about one minute!!! I think..... hmmm....... sometimes it varies.... sometimes you come back after 24 hours.... LOL 
Which school for "editing" did you go to?
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#2782
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 06:22
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I went to the "Hang On, Wait For The Edit School of Editing".
[Spoken in an official authoritative tone of voice]
Now for a political broadcast from the Dance Dance Revolution Party:
As a result of new leadership for the Jive Republic, a new law has been introduced.
Every day at precisely 12 noon there will be 30 minutes of non stop mandatory dancing.
During this time the Jive Republic's entire 30 minute national party anthem will be played.
All citizens by law have to dance.
By dancing we mean proper dancing. None of this flailing your arms like drunken buffoons nonsense.
What is the punishment for not dancing?
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#2783
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Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 06:27
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It is 50 whip lashes and a lap dance from Last_Krogan
Why is Krogan so good at pole dancing?
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#2784
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 10:42
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He was raised by Poles...
What's the difference between a tired tire and a love handle?
What's the difference between a tired tire and a love handle?
#2785
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 10:52
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A love handle can go all night long while a tired tire just wants to go
What's with the saying "be there, or be square?"
#2786
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 01:08
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you had to be there.
Why are circles round?
#2787
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 03:08
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Otherwise, hamsters wouldn't have wheels...
What's that growling noise?
What's that growling noise?
#2788
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 04:41
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The monster under your bed.
When does it become time to move on?
#2789
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 10:24
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When your no longer having fun .
Where do all the posters get their silly questions from ?
#2790
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 10:26
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The great spaghetti monster behind the moon.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a like around this thread?
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a like around this thread?
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#2791
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 10:39
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I am not sure but i gave you a like anyway
Why do rabbits have such big ears ?
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Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 02:48
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So they can hear it if any horses are near by
Why do they care if any horses are near by?
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#2793
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 02:54
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Because if horses are nearby then humans are nearby and if humans are near by dogs are nearby and if dogs are nearby they eat rabbits.
who is smarter Sylvester the Cat or Elmer fudd?
#2794
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 04:12
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Elmer! Obviously 
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How come cartoon characters are immune to death?
Snork! I posted wrong thing in wrong thread (before the edit)! Feel free to point and laugh.
#2795
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 04:17
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Snork! Abraham posted wrong thing in wrong thread! (Points and laughs.)
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#2796
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 05:15
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Because Batman is no good to us dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 05:54
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Because he was running away from Batman!
Was was he running away from Batman??
#2798
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 05:57
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Cause he robbed a bank.
Why does stalking girls end well for Ezio Auditore when it is such a terrible thing?
#2799
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 06:04
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Because he's got dat suave demeanor and a bitchin outfit. Also he's extremely attractive and everyone knows that in today's society its only creepy if your unattractive...
Where's all the Rum gone?
Where's all the Rum gone?
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Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 06:12
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Superman flew away with it five minutes ago!! Didn't you see him wave to you down from the skies??
Why did Superman need the Rum?
