Because Louis needed some convincing!
Why did Louis need convincing?
Because Louis needed some convincing!
Why did Louis need convincing?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because he lost his tongue ![]()
Why did he loose hie tongue?
He was a chatty Cathy.
Why is Cathy always so chatty?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because Cathy loves to gossip from watching all that Gossip Girls Show!
Why did Cathy love to watch Gossip Girls so much??
Because otherwise they would be too shallow
If an imaginary number married an irrational number what would you end up with?
Everything is better when Morgan Freeman is involved.
Due to popular demand a new app been created called "Morgan Freeman narrates". Just activate this app and Morgan Freeman will narrate every single thing you do.
Can you think of another potentially huge money making invention involving Morgan Freeman?
no
Why are most umbrellas black?
Because Umbrella makers have good taste in color.
Why is nature so scary?
Nope....we are ruining nature
Why do I like like cherry flavoured sweets so much?
Because nobody wants to dip fruit in fruit! That's madness!
What dip is superior to all other dips?
Chocolate dip.
Simpsons Spoiler
Is it possible to look scary when ones face is covered in chocolate?

Why is chocolate brown and not teal coloured?
cuz white chocolate would be jealous.
Who's faster Flash or Superman?
If we assume the answer is Superman, Why does the Flash exist?
Seriously why does the Flash exist?
To remove dirt and grease!
You meet someone who is half ballerina and half kick boxer.
They they say to you "shall we dance?"
Which is more likely?
A sparring match or a ballroom dance?
Hmmm I have a black belt in karate and I minored in dance - They are actually much more similar that people know. Cep for dancing I wear a dress. Tie
Vampire or Werewolf
What a silly question! The obvious answer is Vampire.
Why are vampires so much cooler than werewolves?
Cuz the vampire chicks are so HAWT.
Why are vampire chicks so cooler than the vampire dudes?
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if Kate Upton suddenly came out as a lesbian.

When is it midnight?