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#2801
Jalil

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Because Louis needed some convincing!

 

Why did Louis need convincing?



#2802
FraQ

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Because Superman ran outta Kryptonite Condoms. (Props to any who get this reference!)

Why is Silent Bob always so Silent?

#2803
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because he lost his tongue :(

 

Why did he loose hie tongue?


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#2804
N0rke

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He was a chatty Cathy.

 

Why is Cathy always so chatty?



#2805
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because Cathy loves to gossip from watching all that Gossip Girls Show!

 

Why did Cathy love to watch Gossip Girls so much??



#2806
Katiefrost

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She didn't know how to take selfies.



Why do still waters run deep?

#2807
AutumnWitch

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Because otherwise they would be too shallow

 

If an imaginary number married an irrational number what would you end up with?



#2808
Dominus

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69 + 2.5x(Kids).

What's up with that?

#2809
Abraham_uk

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Everything is better when Morgan Freeman is involved.

 

Due to popular demand a new app been created called "Morgan Freeman narrates". Just activate this app and Morgan Freeman will narrate every single thing you do.

 

Can you think of another potentially huge money making invention involving Morgan Freeman?



#2810
AutumnWitch

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no

 

Why are most umbrellas black?



#2811
N0rke

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Because Umbrella makers have good taste in color.

 

Why is nature so scary?



#2812
Cassandra Saturn

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because she's powerful.

does the nature ruin people's time?
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#2813
AutumnWitch

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Nope....we are ruining nature

 

Why do I like like cherry flavoured sweets so much?



#2814
mousestalker

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Because cherry is one of the food groups?

Why is chocolate not considered a fruit?

#2815
FraQ

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Because nobody wants to dip fruit in fruit! That's madness!

 

What dip is superior to all other dips?


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#2816
Abraham_uk

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Chocolate dip.

 

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Spoiler

 

Is it possible to look scary when ones face is covered in chocolate?



#2817
Beerfish

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kid%20with%20chocolate%20on%20face%20lar

 

Why is chocolate brown and not teal coloured?


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#2818
AutumnWitch

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cuz white chocolate would be jealous.

 

Who's faster Flash or Superman?



#2819
FraQ

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If we assume the answer is Superman, Why does the Flash exist?

 

Seriously why does the Flash exist?



#2820
Abraham_uk

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To remove dirt and grease!

 

You meet someone who is half ballerina and half kick boxer.

They they say to you "shall we dance?"

 

Which is more likely?

 

A sparring match or a ballroom dance?



#2821
AutumnWitch

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Hmmm I have a black belt in karate and I minored in dance - They are actually much more similar that people know. Cep for dancing I wear a dress.  Tie

 

Vampire or Werewolf



#2822
N0rke

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What a silly question! The obvious answer is Vampire.

 

Why are vampires so much cooler than werewolves?


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#2823
AutumnWitch

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Cuz the vampire chicks are so HAWT.

 

Why are vampire chicks so cooler than the vampire dudes?

 

bite,blood,bloody,femalevampire,hot,sens



#2824
Katiefrost

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They're shinier...


What would it take to make you howl at the moon?

#2825
AutumnWitch

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if Kate Upton suddenly came out as a lesbian.

 

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When is it midnight?