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[AutumnWitch]

if you don't know what it means than you aren't cool enough to handle it,

 

Ever been to Xanth?

[N0rke]

Yes, I have a summer home there.

 

Why are chickens such 'fraidy cats?

[AutumnWitch]

Shale-phobia

 

Why are cats so damn cool?

[Abraham_uk]

Because they:

 

1. Look cute
2. Sound cute
3. Can reduce anyone to tears
4. Are playful
5. Will jump around showing off its super powers
6. Are capable of superhuman feats. Sorry super feline feats.
7. Are always there when you need them
8. Like being petted
9. Will investigate your neighbours garden. (That's right. I used the word investigate, because it is NOT trespassing when a cat does it). Seriously next door neighbour. Stop complaining about my cat investigating your garden. My cat is a private detective investigating a murder. So let the cat do it's job.
10. The few cats that speak, sound like Antonio Banderas.
11. Tom Jones used to sing about them. (This was the days before he "Sex Bombed!")
12. Meooowwww

 

You are told that one person loves the entire human race.

Forgives all people, even murderers.

What is the one thing this very forgiving, human loving person will never forgive!?

[AutumnWitch]

bad breath?

 

Is Mickey Mouse a eunuch?

[Abraham_uk]

No. Mickey is a mouse, hence the high pitched voice.

 

 

What internet meme best describes you?

[AutumnWitch]

 

 

When do I have to sleep?

[Qwib Qwib]

Your meme missed ''What pubescent boys think I do''.

 

Never. I hear it's bad for you.

 

Why can't I become a sloth?

[AutumnWitch]

They're embarrassed at being naked.

 

Who's stronger, the Hulk or Stan Lee?

[Abraham_uk]

Stan Lee.

He literally wrote Hulk into existence.

He could one day decide to reboot the entire Marvel Universe...

 

For the 1000000th time

but this time without the existence of Hulk.

 

 

Stan Lee would never do this, but if he wanted to, he could.

 

 

 

How many creepy avatars does it take for people to no longer react to them?

[Regular Wise Guy]

It only takes two creepy avatars..

 

     One to create the initial response of cooties and creepiness; the other to desensitize you! Base this statistic on the average attention span of the 21st century "average person" and it makes absolutely, infallible 100% sense!

 

So what would truly be more embarrassing? Being the ONLY naked person in a room full of people that are clothed? OR .. being the only clothed person in a room full of naked people?   boggles the mind don't it?

 

@ ms. epic OneWomanArmy..

I think the answer may have been, that you forgot to open your eyes while making your wish!

[breakdown71289]

Being the only person In a room full of naked people that wears a belt while they're naked.

Why do some people think that "ONE SIZE FITS ALL" on some clothes actually means what it says?

[Jalil]

Misguided optimism.

 

 

What is Kim Kardashian good at?

[Regular Wise Guy]

(now Retro'd in to my dear amigo BreakDown!) Probably for the same less than intelligent reasoning they assume that "all ages welcome" really means what it says too!

(Because, of coarse I was totally Ninja'd and have no idea what is actually the next question! so I look like a total tool not following "da rules!"

 

@OneWomanArmy (what are you.. a ghost in the machine!?   )

 

Because you do not have to be "right" about anything on TV.. just dumb enough to stay in frame long enough to make 30mins of shitzu turn into an episode!

 

 

So if the packaging on an item says "now with easy open access", how come it never just opens?

[DeathScepter]

for the kids see the truth of Legos

 

 

 

 

Why is Kim not right in the head in the wrong way? is there a right way?

[Katiefrost]

too many passive aggressive package designers



Should we save the tatas or the hooters?



October is breast cancer awareness month.

[Regular Wise Guy]

@DeathScepter...

 

You must expand your mind... because yes, there is a right way to be wrong in the head.. just like the downside of being up and the lowpoint to being high, the highpoint to being low... and the meta-physical silliness just goes on and on and on...

( usually it requires one to either cut back on what they are taking, or start taking just a bit more!)

 

and as for you my dear @ OneWomanArmy...

No. I am not slow! I am calculating!... because I am only typing with ONE HAND while my other hand engages in any number of multi-tasking type events indicative of needing to be a "hands on" experience...

 

So Riddle me this...

why grab the bull by the horns? if you can just as easily ride its ass?

 

and to that awesome N'nja ahead of me..(the awesome @KatieFrost )

You should always save things in pairs.. to perpetuate the species!

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz I'm not afraid of anyone's horns.

 

If a Qunari was really randy, would it be a horny horned horndog?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Only if their horns remained symmetrical. If they went all sideways and got their horns all F'd up, then it would be closer to a Horned horny hornblower...

Just saying!

 

So, if you met a woman traveling in the opposite direction as you on your way to The Coolest place ever, and she has 1 carry one case, but the case has 2 cats and the 2 cats have 3 kittens and the 3 kittens have 4 toys.. well goodness how many are going to the coolest place ever?

[AutumnWitch]

one

 

when is tea time is Australia?

[Regular Wise Guy]

As observed depending on which of the two time zones you are in, afternoon tea is observed between 4pm to 6pm local time, with high tea observed between 5pm to 7pm local time; tea however referring to the actual mid or evening meal and not just the running of water over leaves and other hallucinatory narcotics!  I KEEED I KEEED!

 

If two trains are going at the same break neck speed heading towards the same destination, parallel to each other.. holy hell when will they collide and cause a train wreck?