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[AutumnWitch]

never

 

If cold can be hot, can hot be cold?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Abso-freaking-lutely!

 

Dry ice for the win! and the worst burn ever!

 

If you drop a pebble in a pond, and it creates ripples and the ripples double ever hour, how long before it crosses the whole pond?

 

(errors corrected!)

[AutumnWitch]

I need some grammatical corrections before I can answer that

 

Whats larger in the sky, the moon or the sun? (from the earth's POV with naked eye)

[Jerkules17]

Will ME4 be a what if story (council focus on stopping reapers post ME1 ending) or a Shepard+Miranda/Liara/etc child future(synthesis ending) of a enemy who makes reapers cry in fear?  Bioware please read,lol. ,or make a comment/comic (like the Morrigan  comic for fun).  I wonder if Tali looks human?  Not that I have a problem with it,since spacer John (Paragon) (default looks) Shepard is like the ME 007/N7.

[Regular Wise Guy]

Thanks to the epic awesomeness of illusion the moon "looks" bigger in the sky, while the sun is in fact the bigger steller sexy hot body that it is!

 

(so aside from fixing the aforementioned errors!)

 

So you stick an awesome rooster on the top of the hen house, when it lays its egg ,which way is that bad boy gonna roll?

[AutumnWitch]

roosters are boys

 

Why did I join Mensa?

[Regular Wise Guy]

oh well.. ms. smarty cheeks here joined Mensa because she apparently has a high IQ, or was the most epic of epic cheaters! LOL..

 

Wub ya!

 

when is a door a jar and when is a boat a drift?

[AutumnWitch]

When its open. When no one is steering?

 

What kind of tree is carried in your hand?

[Dominus]

The kind I can't show in public.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's sister, Carol?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Oh most definitely, because by that time.. that will actually be the future and kids will be like "oh WTF man.. I don't wanna play another stupid ass STARSHIP immolator!

 

If you stare into the void long enough, and then it begins to stare back at you, well then when does it blink?

[AutumnWitch]

the universe does not blink

 

When are you old?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Whenever I have more than two assignments due at midnight on the same day.

 

When are you young?

[UnknownIntrigue]

watching Sherlock Holmes.

 

Batleship?

[UnknownIntrigue]

Edit: ninjaed

 

@River

 

Forever and ever and ever in your heart

 

@Unknown

 

I dont understand your question

 

 

 

Why do people get gray hair when they get old?

I dont understand it either. lol It just pupped into my head and I said hey, lets say it and see what I get in response. hahahaha

 

Because they use this.

 

Why is CapCom ruining its good franchises?

[Sir DeLoria]

Because they remembered there was an "r" they forgot in their name.

Why did the Hipster chicken cross the road?

[Qwib Qwib]

To get to the other side. 

 

Why are lightsabers even a thing?

[AutumnWitch]

Hippos have no fear.

 

Who would win at arm wrestling? Jesus or Buddha?

[Regular Wise Guy]

No contest. Buddha.. Cause even though they BOTH wanted peace, and BOTH wore sandals..  well, running around saying that "I'm the son of a deity" shtick is only going get you so far before it gets you into, shall we say... trouble!

 

Who would win in celebrity death match? Godzilla of the 50's? of '98? or 2014'?

[AutumnWitch]

50's was HUGE back then...recently he is much smaller

 

 

Ultra Man vs Godzilla?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Sorry.. the line in the, well.. ANY line in the sand.. stops at GOD-FREAKIN-ZILLA!.... it's in the name! nothing says meg-action, romper-stomper better!

 

Who wins in celebrity death match? 70's Superman? Superman Returns? Man of Steel?

[AutumnWitch]

MoS

 

Who wins Jabba the Hut or Pizza the Hut?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Again, no contest.. Jabba eats Pizza! either out of sheer spite or because his is dripping all over the damn floor and you know DAMN well Bobba ain't cleanin' that s't up!

 

Who wins in celebrity death math:  60's Batman? 80's Batman? Nolan's Batman? or does Batfleck go for the win? ( I.WENT.THERE!)